Pooooooffffff!

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  1. snowbunny

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    It's coming up to 3am, I can't sleep and so I'm laying on the sofa doing some work. DH and Shadow are cuddled up in bed together and Willow is snoring quietly on my feet.

    Well, when I say "quietly"...

    She just let out an enormous pooooooofffffff from her rear end, and I got the draft full force across my delicate toes.

    Now I can't stop giggling, but I'm trying not to wake everyone :cwl:
     
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    And you've set me off giggling in the lunch room at work :cwl::cwl:

    Everyone is looking at me but I don't think it will help my cause to explain the reason for my laughter!
     
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    Eeeeeuuuuugh! It's more a Pfffffffffaft in our house! Pretty sure the pong is the same though!
     
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    When Doug sat down when he was old he would ppftt eeeeeeeeeeeeeee like he'd sat on a mouse a very tiny squeely one
     
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    So ladylike Willow! :)

    My OHs old dog used to let out a little glitter puff, look at you with an accusing stare then leave the room in disgust!
     
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    He he!
    We have little poofts on sitting down particularly first thing in the morning.
    "Squeaky floorboards"
    :D
     
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    Luckily, it wasn't a smelly one. When she was little, she could have cleared a room the size of the Royal Albert Hall with her stench. I'm not quite sure how a tiny puppy could make that much smell! Hehe, still chuckling now :)
     
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    Hehe Ella does the occasional "paarrp" when she jumps up on the couch. I swear she glances across the room before sitting down, just to see if anyone noticed :D
     
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    Dear old lady Moo looks into your eye's adoringly then burps like a man on a stag night in your face. She could de flea with that breathe
     
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    It's the silent ones that are deadly - there seems to be an inverse correlation between how stinky they are and how much noise they make coming out. Not that I would REALLY know, of course, all my dogs were pictures of non-farty decorum. :D
     
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    Haha!

    Tatze does them as she walks around the room sometimes - makes me giggle!

    :chuckle:
     
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    Hahaha! :rofl:

    Bramble does the pffffffffttt! ones too. Got back from work early, took a few photos in the garden...she pfffffffft! next to Casper and his face was a picture! I sat on a log giggling too!
    Mind you we have a lot of fallen apples which she insists on munching, so I do wonder if that has something to do with how windy she is :)
     
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    Oh yeah!.....thank God all our windfall plums are done.....that was HELL!! :D:D
     
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    Ah Coco poots an awful lot when he sits down, really noisy, squeaky ones, but they rarely smell :happy:
     
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    They are very funny nothing makes .me smile like a dog squeek when they sit just a classic silliness
     

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