Random hoomans...by our dogs..

To my local pals. There is a wonderful and huge fox poo in St Pierre woods. I got it all over my neck, head and chest, but there is plenty left for other dogs.

 

Dad tried that once. I think its supposed to make you do what they want. They don't seem to understand that its our job to train them.

Just do the opposite of what they want - they'll soon give up.

 

I just ripped 2dog beds. Didn't mean to just got a bit silly and my teeth are super strong. Just teeth holes. I'm in trouble with beard but ging doesn't seem too bothered so its fine. I going to have a nap now, maybe it will be ok when I wake up

 

But Holly, that doesn't work the click - food thing. Click - food. I love it - click - food.

- Coco

 

Rory, Ging will probably sneak you a new bed.. never mind Beard.

- Coco

 

She told him off he might have to sit on my mat

 

I rolled in fox poo today too at Newbold Comyn these foxes get around don't they. Mummy said great!!! Well I thought so too.

 

I smelled lovely all the way home. Dad had the car windows open so everyone could enjoy it.

 

Ha ha Holly so did mummy and what was really funny was we went into Leamington to buy mummy new boots. I'm sure the shop smelled sweeter when I left. The lady said she didn't mind she has a spaniel.

 

My bottoms very wiffy, ging is worried beardy keeps saying your dogs guffed again. wiffy usually means squirty bottom time. curse my eclectic eating habits

 

Mummy says I saw Janine my babysitter for the last time today. Me and Janine we're both very sad. I hope it's not because I chewed her cushion, but she didn't seem mad about it at the time

I won't get to play with my friends anymore. Mummy says she'll really try her best to sort something out. I hope she does

Stanley

 

I went to a place called wayuls today. I saw a sheep. They looked fun? I wasnt allowed to play with them.
Mum was trying to get me near a stream? Didnt like it. Was a good day loads of sniffs. Dont like this water stuff tho ....

 

I'm straving

 

I live in wayuls. We have lots of trees and hills and ponds and streams and the best fox poo in the world.

 

You can keep you fox poo us urban dogs prefer man poo laced with curry and beer. There's more of it and it conditions the fur beautifully.

Moo in the hood

 

I love you Moo - you're classy

- Coco xx

 

Too old for you young man, but I could teach you a lot

 

I ate sheep poo.

That was nice.... where in wayuls do you live

 

Oh Rolo, Rolo, Rolo! I live in wayuls too, I know a place where there is lovely lovely water that you would really really really enjoy! Can I show you it? Can I? Can I? We can play zoomies and chasey and there are GREAT smells. Holly showed me it. She knows all the best walkies. We are near a place called Chepstow (I had to ask mum how to write that). Where are you?