Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    Ging is rubbish today our walk was really slow and We didn't play many games on our walks and she took Moo out then fell asleep. I stuck my tongue in her mouth when see did hehehe
     
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    Well, my Daddy went for that CAT thing , and then yesterday , a lady rang to speak to my Mummy to tell her that they had found something inside my Daddy . I thought, OH NO , I hope its not that CAT ! Well no, it wasn't a CAT but guess what ? My Daddy has got stones inside him , what ?? I know he has because I`ve heard them talking about it , stones eh ? So I got told off for eating the garden stones when I was a nipper, but it seems Daddy has been doing it all along , strange things these hoomans sometimes , Sam x
     
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    Our friend Murphy ate stones too like your daddy and the bum man put a zipper in and took them out. He's got a very macho scar. The ladies love it hope your dads feeling less stoney soon. Rory x maybe you mummy will like his zipper scar?
     
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    Oh, my tummy. I think I ate some poo that had gone off. My tummy is aching and rumbling. I didn't even feel much like playing today. I just want to sleep.
     
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    Oh no Holly, get well soon.
     
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    Oh Holly! Tummy aches are horrible! I must remember not to eat any poo tomorrow if it's made you sleepy. Hope you feel better soon.

    Wispa
     
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    I have never eaten poo. I think I have sniffed it a few times, because all I hear from Daddy is 'blughblughyuk' and we move on. I always get this little tuna ball when we do.
    It sounds amazing, but maybe not so if Holly has a porly tummy. Hope you get well soo Holly.
    I get porly tummy when I eat otherthings that I should not, like sandwiches that kids have left behind on the oval...Dad has to swap that for a Sardine as a minimum...I have high standards afterall. But it all depends on the filling...but daddy now seems to be quicker than me and finds them first....
     
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    Apparently I've 'lost my fo-cus' when out walking. Well, quite frankly, I don't remember taking it out so I don't think it was my fault it got lost!

    Mum is now arranging extra training for me so I can find it :confused:. I'm really not sure why I'm getting the blame for losing this at all - most unfair.

    Ripple
     
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    Daddy says mummy is on a "die-it".

    He says we have to be supportive and eat rabbit food around her. I'm not a rabbit. I don't want to eat rabbit food!

    She's gone to work this morning though and me and daddy are having bacon sandwiches :monkey:

    Daddy said that we have to be careful though or she'll have us all on the die-it :eek:

    Stanley
     
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    Ripple - don't worry - you haven't lost anything - your mum has misplaced this fo-cus, they get complacent. The extra training is for her, you'll have fun. I always hear my trainer saying "it's the owners that are hard to train, the dogs are easy". Extra training = extra treats ;)

    Stanley - some rabbit food is amazing - I love carrots. Maybe you'll get carrots. Rabbits eat carrots.

    - Coco
     
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    Oh oh! I love Spring. Mum said it was a nice Sunny Spring day, so we finished our walk at the beach this morning, and the sea was there. Sometimes it isn't, but it was there today & mum had brought my ball AND my dummy. I love to fetch my ball, and I did, but I don't care to fetch it from the water, I really don't...but my dummy, I love to fetch that from the water! I swam and ran and swam and ran. We mixed it up and I ran and swam. I am very happy & damp now.

    - Coco
     
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    I think you're right Coco, mums try and do too many things rather than concentrating on the important things like dog walks and eating.
    I shall forgive her if I'm going to get lots more treats :).

    Ripple
     
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    Oh my Lord, guys, I'm having a bit on a time of it here today.. it's the ol girl, oh my heavens, on a Saturday she listens to this music stuff From Years Ago.
    She gets real peculiar her eyes go funny and starts moving around in very odd way arms and legs all over the place --- she thinks she's dancing well I can tell you it's not like that strictly thingy I had to lie down quietly to before Christmaso_O
    Thing is it's the volume -- I mean to say, I'm stretched out on what she calls a sofa but I know is My Bed and my Heads Thudding, I can barely open one eye, but I don't want to look anyway.
    Oh I wishwishwish my Hoo-Man brother and sister would come, cos one look from then and she'd soon stop this nonsense...help
     
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    Cassie, I sympathise..... my mum does this thing she calls "singing" and she screeches at the top of her voice and sounds like someone is twisting her tail. It is AWFUL. I usually go over and lie on her feet to try to make her shut up but it doesn't work. Honestly, the things we have to put up with.
    Are you OK after falling into that nasty KATTELGRID when I saw you last?
    Pongo
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    Singing is the worst. Ging does it when are walking. If hear the night is alive once more I'm leaving. I sick I looking for the pan within thank you.
    other than that shes been good today her recall was excellent and she didn't pull too much on her lead. We had such a fun time jumping in ditches and playing in the woods. I've had a nice tea and it's nap time
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    Thank for asking Pongo, yes I am quite fine, no ill effects whatso ever xxxx
    All is quiet now thank the Lord.
    Rory -- that is good your ging has behaved, that's one of them at least.
     
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    Oh shes been a bugger to train I can tell you.good job Moo had taught her some of the basic rules.
     
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    Well this is it you see, I'm on my own with her, and it's not easy at times.
     
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    I think it takes at least 2. We had 3 to sort her out. It takes a pack to raise a human:D. I'm sorry it must be a lot of for you on your own.
     
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