Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Emily

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    Daddy dropped the mini hooman's dinner on the kitchen floor so I got to eat it! Yum!
     
  2. edzbird

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    I might moan but just want to say - my mum is the best. We had a lovely, fun walk together. That's all.

    - Coco
     
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    Moos got to see the bum man he he. She thinks she's going for a walk but shes not. He he he .
     
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    I have been naught all day. Been running around stealing cushions, clothes, tuperware and digging up plants. Only doing because everybody is busy since we have come back. I am not getting my morning walk or play as daddy is working. Mummy tries to play, but is just not the same. I did however get to go out twice tonight with daddy. First time we went to the oval and ran and ran and played around. Also had to do some training, he said he was trying to tire me out mentally so that I would stop being so naughty for mummy and nana. That will only work for tonight. Then it was time to go home and have my dinner, and about an hour later we went back out for a walk. I did not expect that. I was on my best behaviour and only pulled twice, well I tried, but daddy is too strong and he just stops.
    Anyway back home now and I am so tired, I got my bedtime biscuit and now happily asleep in daddy's spot on the bed. Mummy has also gone to bed and daddy had to go to work. Daddy said it is only for a few more nights, then all will be back to normal again until next time.

    Vanilla
     
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    Yeah Coco, that's the spirit.

    I luv a kind hearted thoughtful bloke :*
     
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    Sensitive and handsome you've got it all going on Coco.

    Moo
     
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    My mum is still messing with my paw!!!

    She keeps putting it in bowel of weird water, putting silly boots on it when we go out and, the worst thing, I haven't been on a proper walk since last Friday, and no - one has thrown by ball for me!! I am so grumpy. I am slouching in my bed and staring at everyone when they go past me but nothing is working!!

    Can anyone help me fix this situation!? :(
     
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    Mummy has been laughing , and dancing round the kitchen , silly thing . All because she says she had an eeemail , and somebody called petlog has said that Nell is now ours . I heard Mummy telling Daddy something about Nells chip , what ? Nell has had chips and I haven't ? That's not cricket is it ? Sam x
     
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    My standard answer is barking at 3.30 in the morning. It doesn't stop em messing about but it makes me feel better.
    Moo
     
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    I love my dad, but he's been wurkin from home all day and I haven't had my beauty sleep :mad: I'm really grumpy when I'm tired. When he goes outside to wurk on a car I have to go out too or I might miss something so I'm tired now............and a bit grumpy........
     
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    Hehehe, I'm all soggy!

    On our walk tonight, we came down the road past our neighbour's house. He's a neighbour but he lives far away, not like when we're in Andorra, where there are neighbours all around. Anyway, I was feeling cheeky and so I ran up his drive. I knew he wasn't in because his tractor wasn't there. He doesn't live there, just visits to do work on his farm. So, I went right up to the door and, guess what was by his door? A SWIMMING POOL!!!

    Well, what was a girl to do? I just leapt straight in - SPLOOSH!!!

    It didn't go well then, because Mum and Dad were shouting, but I couldn't get out of the pool, so Dad had to come and rescue me. I was a bit scared by then, but he saved me. My hero.

    Willow
     
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    I'm fantastic the vet told me and I'm not fat. I might be an old girl but a toy boy he looked to be about 8 big choccy lab was making eyes and squeeling at me in the vets. I ignored him he was far too familiar and I do so like to deflate the egos of flashy young men. It takes more than a hand some face and a good singing voice to impress me.doesnt he know who i am. It's all about me. I,m 14 deaf and a bit wonky but I still got it.
    Cougar Moo grrrrrr
     
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    I love you even when you are grumpy, darling.
    (By the way, do you have any idea what a "sleepover" is? Mum and dad were saying I might be going on one but I don't know what they mean...)
    Pongo
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    I started my new nail beauty regime this morning. I though it was going to be terrible but no a fish oil tablet yum:D got to look my best, I have a certain standing in the community so must always look my best. I must say i feeling rather perky today after my adventure breaking boy dogs hearts. I can see I'm going to have to be silly today i think galloping round the garden barking a things might be in order. Mmmmm apparently we are going visiting tomorrow think I could do with a brush to. I'll get my tame monkey to do it latter;)
     
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    Hey! Hey! I played swimmy fetch in the sea after my walk this morning. I LOVE swimmy fetch. But when we got home, mum hozed me. Oh Wow! I LOVE being hozed. I love it so much it gave me the zoomies - round and round the garden and rubbing around the bushes. I LOVE zooming. I feel giddy now!

    - Coco
     
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    Thank you Pongo :inlove:
    Sleepovers are brilliant. It's where you sleep at someone else's house, usually without your hoomans. I've had sleepovers with Oli and Faye when mummy and daddy went away (Oli walks me when mummy works). They are really fun as usually there are other dogs there and you are all in the house, not outside in kennels. When are you going on a sleepover? Mummy said we have a sleepover at my house in a few weeks, I'm really excited to see who it is coz I've had Spero, Tristan, Mollie and Poppy before and I like to play with them and I when I wake up they were still there :happy:
     
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    Someone rescue me please...I am on a diet....

    Yours in anticipation of immediate help, or at least a few sodeges...

    Casper..
     
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    We will send you Labrador cross parcels just tell us were they are holding you. We have some venison soodsages oh sorry Rory ate them! We have some.... you ate them too! Sorry we'll have to back to you.
    Moo
     
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    Loads happened today. We got a new dishwasher as our old one broke. That meant that the thing called a 'baby gate' at the top of the stairs got removed. Freeedooomm, that is all I have to say. I can now walk up and down those stairs as I see fit. But I did hear daddy say it is going back on if I am up and down like a yoyo, apparently it is not good for me. not sure what a yoyo is, but I will just quietly sneak up and down....
    Daddy took me out for 3 walks tonight, last one was not planned. Mummy was on a training course today, but then went out for her dinner and drinks after. She told daddy that she was on her way home on the train, but did not say which one. So we went to get her before daddy had to go to work, but she was not there. She caught a different train, so we went back home. In the car all I could here was that she will have to walk it. I like walkie, so I thought we where going out again. We had to go back because Daddy had a thing called a Taxi booked to take him to work. Anyway, mummy came home with daddy as he got her in this thing called Taxi (I had to stay at home). But she smelled really funny and looked funny. Daddy just whispered to me and said she is drunk. Not sure what that means, but all I know was that she just wanted cuddles and was speaking really really funny. I just wanted to go to bed and sleep, a girl has to get her beauty sleep.
    Anyway now fast a sleep as I am typing this and mummy is snoring louder than me...hope daddy does not have to work again tomorrow...
     
  20. SwampDonkey

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    Today we helped the police catch criminals and got attacked by a darlex?and it's not 12 yet. Busy day. It's Said exterminate
     
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