Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Rosie

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    Mum's still not speaking to me. And I haven't been allowed out of the house since I got back from my adventure this morning. Just as well I had that run then!
     
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    We're did you go ?
     
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    Mum's still not speaking to me. And I haven't been allowed out of the house since I got back from my adventure this morning. Just as well I had that run then!
     
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    I dunno.... I was chasing a Sniff (you know how it is) and then I realised I was miles away so I sniffed my way home again. It was fun!
     
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    Pongo I think you need to stop chasing the sniffs.

    Imagine how scary it would be if you couldn't sniff home again :eek:

    Stanley
     
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    I did that once and a lady captured me she wouldn't let me go to ging. I didn't like it but ging came and got me
     
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    Pongo, be really careful chasing the sniff. Bad stuff can happen. Stanley's right - what if you couldn't sniff home? What if someone decided they liked you so much and kept you? They might, because you're such a great guy. It's good to be a home-dog. Stay safe Pongo. Oh listen to me, getting all mushy! I just worry about my buddies.

    - Coco
     
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    Aw, but Stanley, Rory, Coco...... what about the SNIFFS? I can't ignore the sniffs. I can't think straight when I get the sniffsniffsniff going. And I ALWAYS get home eventually, if I can't sniff it out I find a nice hooman and they look after me til mum comes. Nothing bad has ever happened, just lots of nice things. Mum says I'm "self-rewarding" - that must mean I'm very clever, doesn't it?
     
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    I get into trouble for that too Pongo :(
     
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    I had a good walk last night on the beach. Daddy was about to let me off my leash when I decided to run towards the sea. Not a good move on my part, I ended being on it for the whole walk. I huffed and puffed and did not speak to him for ages, well only 5sec as therr was a good treat. A girl has to have her treat.

    This mornings walk daddy said I was better than yesterday, I found the other half of the bird that I found yesterday. Then found the biggest ever stick. Daddy said it was so big and balanced I could walk a tight rope. Not sure I like the sound of that so I dropped it and got a chicken jerky piece nice and big.

    Pongo you can't run away from your hoomans. I know sniffs are very important, but your hoomans are far more inportant than a sniff. Give them a big wet slobbery kiss and then all is forgotten. I promise it works for me when I have been in trouble...but I have never run away, yet...it does sound good though...
     
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    I am really really sucking up to mum today. I'm being quiet and good and sitting RIGHT by her feet wherever she is. I think it is working, she says she loves me again.

    It's too hot today for Adventures anyway.
     
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    I was called a oaf today, whatever a oaf is , I don't care ! Mummy took me and Nell to the river so I could have a swim , Nell doesn't swim cos she doesn't like getting in the water and anyway , Mummy says she isn't aloud yet because of her wound . So , this afternoon , I went flying from the bank into the lovely cold water , there was a lady wearing a silly hat and she had a stand thing with paper on it , Mummy said she was painting a picture, she was right by our swimmy lornshing bit . Not my folt that she chose to stand by the water , not my folt her paper got splashed is it ? Anyways , she wasn't best pleased and told Mummy that I was a oaf , Mummy laughed and said that it was a bit daft to stand right by the doggy swimmy bit . Lady huffed and puffed , then I got out and had a good old shake , so she got wet and was everso cross , lots of people were laughing cos she was stamping her feet, then some of my friends came and we all jumped in again , it was grand , Sam x
     
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    Way to go Sam...that is the best bit jumping in then having a good shake. I remember coming out of the water once and these girls called me and said I was cute. Then I had a good shake and they screemed. Well silly girls don't call me over when I am still wet.
     
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    A woman who ging Said was a bit of a spanner threw a plastic bottle at me. It made me jump i though the spanner was going to faint. Ging laughed and reasured her and told me I was good. Ging said it was very unexpected I thought so too. I was ok after the rude bottle throwing and went to see my friends but I kept a close eye on the spanner who knows what She would throw next. She was rubbish. Rory
     
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    Hello doggies my name is Indie but my mum and dad call me the Pig. That is short for Pigletina which is my middle name and it's the most beautiful name I think. I haven't typed here before because my paws are clumsy and not good at typing on the google box. But it looks like this is where the cool kids hang out and I am cool too because I can pick strawberries through the fence in the garden and I once caught a pigeon. Love, the Pig x
     
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    Wow, hello Indie, nice to meet you! You CAUGHT a pigeon??? That is awesome! My pigeons always fly away and disappear. So do my squirrels. But I'm going to keep trying.
    What did you do with the pigeon when you caught it? Do they know how to play bitey-face?
    Pongo
     
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    And I love your name too.
     
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    The other day something strange happened. Mum was giving me squeeezycheeezy because I had been a good pig and she was surprised. Anyway then she put the tube away but I could still smell squeeezycheeezy but couldn't find it. And I smelt the floor and it smelt of squeeezycheeezy so I licked it but no cheese! Then I smelled my leg and it was cheesy so I licked it but no cheese! Then mum's trousers smelt cheezy and then the cupboard and then the sofa but so much licking and no cheese. Mum was laughing at me and saying 'sillypiggy' which was mean as she could have at least helped me find the cheese. Anyway I got so angry I sneezed and rolled on the carpet and suddenly cheese on the carpet! Mum said 'sillypiggyitwasonyourNOSE'. I have no idea what that means but I had to have a nap to recover from my confusion. Love, the Pig x
     
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    I crept up on the pigeon! He was silly and fat and lazy sitting in a low branch. I pointed at him because mum says I have PointerJeans. Then I creeped really slowly and then pointed and then creeped and then leaped! Flying Pig! I took him inside then let him go in the kitchen. Mum screamed so i caught him again and then mum says I am not allowed to tell what I did then because I was Norty. But I can say that I won the biteyface game because Mr. Pigeon wasn't very good at it. It was the best time in my life but mum says it can't happen again because i like hunting too much because of my PointerPants. So Pongo if you go slow and creepy you will catch one and make sure you are wearing your PointyPants if you have some. I would lend you mine but I don't know where they are. I think @charlie has some though. Love, the Pig x
     
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    I don't think I have any PointerJeans.
    Mum says the only Jeans I have that aren't Labrador Jeans are HeffalumpJeans. Would they do?
    Pongo
     

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