Yes maybe you can sit on the pigeon wearing your heffalump jeans! They sound quite hard to creep in though...
Mummy says I have silly jeans ! She also says that Nelly has lots of jeans of different types because she is a mongsomething or other , Sam x
No wonder I can't catch a stupid bird, I'm told have ShepherdJeans and the birds just flap away when I try to herd them to catch them. I feel a bit useless. - Coco
I have an ouchie. I hurt my leg. I don't know how, I just stood up and it hurts My mummy and daddy have been extra nice to me, so I'm obviously playing up to it. Mummy says I have to be careful but I only know how to be Stanley I gots to share mummy's cheese and tuna toastie though Stanley
Mum said my gundog trainer has put my picture on his page on the tappy thing, she said she is really prowd . AND I didn't show her up too much in my lesson - don't know what this means Mum but I had a super time. Ripple
Oh dear Stanley, an ouchie sounds bad. But cheese and tuna toastie sounds really good, did the bum man say that your Mum had to give you these til you're better? Ripple
Mum and dad sent the mini hooman to Nanny's house tonight and they went out to the pub? Whatever that is.. The good news is they gave me dinner early but the bad news is they put it inside a box and inside another box! It's going to take me ages to dig though all of that cardboard! Maybe I'll just leave bits of chewed cardboard in their bed for when they get home...
Mum says we're going to the river in a bit! I lovelovelove the river! Splish, splash, splosh! Swimmin swimmin! It's brilliant! I want to go NOW but she says no, it's still too hot. Spoilsport. So I keep looking at her with my big sad eyes just in case she changes her mind and decides it is time to go after all. Willow
I am still the queen of evil I led my Labrador hoard.. well Rory really to ravage the sweet shop. I glad I'm deaf I could not hear ging so I ran. More like a canter but it was fast and that sweet simpleton Rory followed. Ging caught us then apologised checked we'd not stolen or wee,d on anything then apologised again. She made us go home and that was the end of my reign of terror. Genghis Khan eat your heart out oh to be young again I used to have so much more fun Moo the barbarian
Another brill day! We went to Tens mour beech and forest. Went on the beech first and there was miles and miles of it - I got so xcited that I went a bit silly and jumped on Mum, biting and jumping, I made her hand bleed and tore her top and she got really cross and said 'stop or you'll go back in the car Ripple' . Then I was a good boy and played and ran and SWAM! to fetch my toy and Dads boots filled up with water. There was crabs and jellyfish and some really tasty dead stuff! but I didn't eat the jellyfish. Then we had a picnic and I had to have a little rest. Later on we went for a walk in the forest and I found more smelly stuff, we walked ever such a long way and I was very tired walking back - Mum said she knew I was tired cos I was a good boy on the lead. Now I'm home and had my dinners and I am so so tired, I think I am even too tired to annoy the cat. Ripple
Ripple you should have ate the jellyfish, we went on holiday in Pembrokeshire and there were loads and I zoomed around biting them and slapping them with my big puppy paws and they were funny and jibbly. Mum shouted a lot and waved her hands so I think she liked them too.
Mum said they could bite me back if I bited them, there were loads and loads, I don't think I could have eaten them all. Did they bite you back? Ripple
We had a luvly evening walk through the woods and across the fields this evening when it got cooler, just when I thort mum wasn't going to take us. Just as we got out of the car Wispa spotted a rabbit, but it ran away very qwikly and we didn't see any more, though I think I could smell lots. As we were walking along a narrow track sniffing lots of luvly things and snatching bits of grass mum suddenly called us, so we ran back in case she had sum treets but she just put our leads on and then when I looked round I saw a bigbrownhorsewithaladysittingontop and I nearly hid behind mum. She told us to walk on, so I was eversobrave and walked on nicely and so did Wispa. I think mum was pleased with us. Best of all, the horse had left sum yummy poo on the track too! Prhaps that was my speshal treet. Tuppy
They didn't bite me back but if I'd known the silly jelly-squishes knew how to play biteyface I would have tried to play with them double as hard! Mum kept pulling me away before I got to swallow any because she must have wanted them for herself she's like that with yummy cowpats too, she should learn to share!
Me and Moo had a talk today and she Said I was a goody goody and that i needed to be more diabolical. So I taught myself to open the locked washing machine So l could suck some sweaty man socks. I woke ging up to show her and she put it back in the machine and i showed how to do it. She told me I was a proper smarty pants and see Moo how diabolical am I? I can open locked washing machines. Ner ner I am evil. No sweaty socks are safe
My Mum said you are very clever, 'cos she cannot unlock the washing machine and has to phone a man in a shop for help!
