Have a look in the bin, Casper. I just got some really nice beef fat out of the bin..I ran into the garden with it and mum couldn't chase me as she didn't have her fur on! All that happened was the bin got locked and I got "Coco you're so naughty, you'll be ill, blah blah blah....." I still got my breakfast...and snuggles on the bed with dad. - Coco
I just got chased up the garden for barking what a bl**dy liberty. Apparently it's too early for that kind of thing never too early. What's de barking mean? Can she really cut my tongue off? Got to catch me first you losser Moo
My mum made some biskits yesterday, sardine ones, I can send some of those. Good thinkin Holly - that shuld work Ripple
My Hooman sister has been home again with her boyfriend (it's her burfday) and lots of her old friends from uni. It was great yesterday coz we had a bar b q and I got fed sausiges, burgurs, steak and chikin . It was great coz all my Hooman family was at my house and even my Hooman Nan gave me food . I'm so tired today though coz my silly Hooman sister and friends went out after the bar b q and they got home when it was lite! My mum said it was 5.30am and wouldn't let me go and get my breakfast..........don't tell me but my Hooman sister snuck me some chikin I'm soooooo tired tho coz so many hoomans at my house all weekend - I had to entertain them all and it's tiring ...........off to slepz now....
Thanks Rory. Indy thought so too yesterday as it happened while we where playing. I was chasing him as he was showing me the chickens. Problem was I ran straight into the chicken wire and bounced straight off. My hoomans said I was very lucky... But I left my mark on tge wire...Indy is wise thought has he is 8years old...he told me to go round next time. Anyhow we also saw the Donkeys as they got a new play area...I was not allowed in as they where bouncing all over the place. Was very tired last night and slept all night through...
Ive just had a great walk with dad. We went out after breakfast and got back in time for lunch. We went through the woods to the river and I had several swims. I found a man with a long pole beside the river and he had an open box that smelled of fish and worms. I helped myself, it was lovely! Further along the river some children stopped on their bikes. One of them was eating an apple so I looked cute and got some. On the way back through the woods I found a lovely boar wallow and had a roll in it. It was very gloopy and stuck to my fur.
I am in trouble , Mummy says . I`ve been on my lead for years and years now, because I had a poorly leg , but the Vet lady said I could go off my lead for little times cos its getting a bit better and I was fed up . We went to the river , Sam was swimming with his flirty girlfriend Poppy , she shows off like mad , I don't do swimming . Then I spotted them , the picnic people , on a blanket on the grass, it looked so yummy that I thought I`d join them and I took a cheese sandwich ,they laughed and laughed but Mummy was full of shame and put my lead back on again . Mummy now says I have to have a small tea , Nell x
I did it too, Nelliphant! I just made up that name cuz it sounds funny. Nelliphant. Hehehe. But if people have samijiz on the grass, it's fair game, I reckon. So when I was veryvery little, I ranranran as fast as my legs could take me and I grabbed a samij from a man and ate it all down before Mum could catch me. Except the tomato, which I spat out. Mmmm, stolen samijiz are the best sort. Just give your Mum your saddest, hungriest eyes at tea time and I bet she'll give in and give you a proper tea. Luna
That's what I thought Luna , I mean, it would have been rude not to join in, yes ? I like being Nelliphant , cos elfants are big and strong like me xx P.S. I did get a proper tea cos Mummy is a sucker x
If foods on the floor it's called the dog table and is fair game. Guilt free food go for it pups. Moo
I'm sooo jellus, Holly. Mum doesn't like me eating apples, so Wispa and I are banned from part of our garden exceptunderclosesupervishun cos we can't resist picking the apples. We also got shouted at this morning when we ran through a big muddy puddle in the woods. I don't think mum was in muddy puddle mood this morning. Tuppy
That's terrible. You could come and stay with me and go on a daddy walk. Daddy walks are the best in the world because I get wet and dirty and smelly. He sprays me with water and rubs me with a towel afterwards which is a great game. The box of fish powder and dried worms was delishus!
Cheese is the bestest thing ever, Nell. Mum had a cheese sandwich at lunchtime today, so Wispa and I got a little bit of cheese each. We still had our same amount of food later, though. The other day I heard mum open the kichin cuppord where she keeps the cheese grater thingy, so I woke up from my snooze and dashed to the kichin before she'd even opened the fridge. She's still trying to work out how I knew it was the cheesegratercuppord... I wonder where your mum keeps hers? You must lissen out for cubbords opening. Tuppy
Nell you could have done more norty things than samij stealing. My mum says that my grandma and grandad used to have a big old dog that I never met because by the time I was 'dopted by mum and dad he was very old and buried underground (I don't know what he is doing there, maybe digging for moles, but he's been doing that a very long time now). But anyway apparently he ran up to some nice people having a pig-nic on the grass and he cocked his leg and piddled in their basket. I think it sounds funny but apparently that is Extremely Norty. I might practice cocking my leg so I can piddle in baskets too. After I've stole the samijiz though. Love, the Pig.
