Yes, little piglet, nothing is eaten in Nuneaton cos we walk round it on market day and mom says 'leaveitleaveitleaveitleaveitleaveit' which is a shame cos there's some great stuff on the floor ! Bits of Burgers, ice cream, crisps, sossidge rolls and chips. But I always get some stuff, because I only have a bit of self control, and hey, I'm a labrador therefore my stomach is always empty.
There are some super mean huskies here who look like they might have eaten the nuns... don't tell but I think they are harder than me. Their teeth are certainly harder than my ear. I know that for certain
Why do mums want us to be hungry all the time I like pig-daddy better coz he leaves lots of crumbs when he eats and likes to feed me strands of spagetttyy when pig-mummy's not looking
I heard a baby bird in the garden today so I put my PointerPants on to take a look. It was rubbish at flying and looked small and tasty and the most exciting thing I'd ever seen. So I went to gobble him down but then he opened his big sharp beak-snout and shouted at me! And I was like and he was like and I was like and came to realise that I had gravely underestimated the situashun. Thankfully mum came and grabbed me so I pretended I still wanted to gobble him but really I was scared of his poinky beak-snout. He might have been a baby blackbird or a pterodactyl I am not sure. But you should all be careful because they are dangeruss and have no manners. Love, the Pig
I think I have finally trained the mini hooman. Today I got him to unzip my crate so I could join him on the couch to watch TV while mum was in the shower. She told us both off but she was smiling at the same time so I don't think we're in any real trouble.
I am in big trouble...mummy called it 'uber' trouble...not sure what that means as I have heard them talk about 'uber' before and did not sound good. Daddy did not say anything...he just did not say anything. I don't think that is a good think...they said I might be grounded.
Ging is in trouble she was late home from her silly MNP meeting our tea was nearly 1 1/2 late . I was so upset I slept through till 5am this morning so she worried I might have died in the night. I was So not talking to her she had to wake me up.fluffy brains her friend again I told him not to speak to her but he forgets the poor dear . Oh back rubs I might forgive you ...do it again Moo the starved
Sally stayed extra long today to look after me. Don't know if that is what 'grounded' means. She mentioned something about when she was grounded she was not allowed out for a whole week...AWHOLEWEEK....that is like a lifetime There is a barrier across the sofa today too...that is like my bed during the day...
I got a wabbit head! A stinky, smelly, DEEEELISHUS wabbit head!! Well, Willow found it, ackchully. She was sniffing in the bushes and found it. Mum called her back, and silly girl came over and DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR just so she could have a chase of a ball! I mean, what an IDJUT! So, I ran in there and scooped it up before Mum could put it in a poo bag and then I ran off and chompchompchomp! No way was I going to give up that deeeeelishusness for a silly ball or even all the hundreds of pieces of ham that appeared on the floor. Ooooh, it was lovely and stinky and DEEEEEEELISHUS! Mum just sighed, and muttered something about "proofing". Not sure what that means, I wonder if it's tasty. Then I got nearly no brekfust!!! Luna, the wabbit slayer
Luna, you're saying rabbits are yummy? I saw a dead rabbit on the trail and mum said LEAVEITQUINN so I didn't even get a good sniff. On our way back it was gone, except a tail. It was all fluff, but I grabbed it and ran...swallowed that tail before I even got a taste. Next time I am not listening to LEAVEITQUINN! I hope we see a rabbit again soon. Quinn
Definitely don't LEAVEITQUINN! You're missing out!! It was crunchy and gooey and furry and smelly and ohsoveryveryveryyummy!
Pub is nice. There are lots of people and sometimes they eat food. Some of it falls on the floor. The people get very happy and noisy and tell me that I'm beautiful. I like pub.
@Emily well my hoomans went to work earlier than normal, they said it was only 30mins earlier. Sally was about 30mins late coming to visit. So after my morning nap, and stretching my legs I was sure I could hear something. So I had to investigate, it came from the sofa. I removed the cushions and started pulling the cover...it had these really hard metal things under. Anyhow I finally managed to get through, but there was nothing. Well Sally came and I showed her and explained. She put it all back and tidied up. Daddy came home, but he could only stay for 30min and had to go back out to get Mummy from Hoschpital as Nana Carole is in there. I was sure there was a noise again after he had gone, so I investigated further. Now I am not allowed on there until I have learned some manners....they said I might be grounded ans not allowed to go on hooliidayss...I just have to be really nice until we leave...
Poor you, Vanilla, you were only investigating noises and doing your job. MY extensive worldly wise experience is that hoomans are full of empty threats cos it makes them think they are in charge. They are wrong. We are in charge. Or maybe the cats. Followed by us. But not the hoomans, we train them. I predict you will definitely go on your hollibobs.
Pig, it was probably definitely a pterodactyl so you did good. Pesky birds things thinking they are better than us cos they can fly. Monts xxx
The birds are stealing my strawberries!! I barked at them and chased them but i'm sure they got some! Mums now put metal round them but now I cant indulge in my mid morning snack. I think I am going to try and get the wire off. Any tips?
