Laying in bed upstairs last night and heard a noise outside the bedroom door. I listened and then heard the talking weighing scales say, "Please stand on the scales". I knew I just knew!!!! Teresa May has called an emergency meeting of COBRA and we expect a new policy statement by lunchtime!!
What you don't know is hes already got your bank card and is ordering stuff from Amazon when you go to bed.......
That's quite an interesting statement. That would explain why I am strangely overdrawn and Royal Mail keep delivering boxes of sweets and chocolate every day and I blamed the kids!!!
Phew what a relief!!! An old friend from East Germany had a spare surveillance tower and should be with me in a few weeks. Quite happy about that 'cause I get a groovy uniform and some decent binoculars thrown in. I have a funny feeling if I get too serious we could have a remake of the great escape. Shouldn't have tempted fate really because little man is in the frontroom throwing a baseball against the wall!!!
I'm very confused by this thread, yet strangely somehow still entertained. But it's missing photos of Dawson in his spy outfit. You need to get on that with your surveillance camera.
I'll recap for you...laying in bed heard talking scales knew it was dog East Germany rhuabarbs and custard Callisto is one of the moons of Jupiter I need to get some fresh air quickly!!
It all makes perfect sense to me. I loved the great escape references but worried in case Dawson does "enter the Dragon"
Well little Dawson possibly won't enter the Dragon as we don't have one in Witham .We have a Swan George and a Red Lion though!!!
We have a pub called the black dog the sign is a lab balancing a pint on his nose. I have also drunk black dog ale. We used to call one if my old black labs a shuck dog. There are lots if black dog stories around this area apparently black dogs are the work of the devil can become invisible walk through walks and control lightening so be warned
