I slept on the couch in my mum's and dad's room ALL NIGHT. I didn't make a sound until my mum's alarm woke me, and then I said my low grrrr and they laughed and laughed. I can't figure them out--the alarm is funny, but it's not funny if I wake them up. My boy told me I might even get to sleep in his room tonight if I use my manners
That's the way to do it, be super good in the beginning, quiet, don't snore, and curl up to take up as little space as possible. Then, when you're established, you can stretch, drool, snore and trump to your heart's content, and they won't want to get rid of you cos they like having you there and think you'll be lonely if they put you back downstairs. If they do kick you out, do a Moo and bark at 3.15. They'll soon change their minds. Good luck comrade.
I am going to try reallyreallyreally hard! I can be still for a really long time, like almost a minute, but then it gets really hard and sometimes they go to sleep and I am bored and I help them wake up by shouting so we can play some more. I would be so excited to wake up and play, but they look like .
I played swimmy fetch and guess what? No sea monsters!! Big Brave Swimmy Pig first, mum tied some rope to my dummy in case the sea monster got it, but I did a Clever and just stood on the bank and got the rope in my mouth and pulled it towards me closer and closer until I could get it without even getting my pig-paws wet it turns out that was 'cheating' so mum took the rope off. But the sea monster had gone away after all so I swimmed really good. And then we went to the pub and I got to play with a sausage dog, I slapped him and he liked it and he humped my tummy. His mum said he only humps velvety stuffed toys so that must mean I am nice and velvety today. Then I slapped him a bit too much and made him turn into a sausage roll so mum said it was home time. I was a bit overtired by then and had a little cry in my bed, but all in all a Good Day for the Pig x
Mummy and Daddy were worried about me yesterday , they said . All cos I did a poo like an owl pellet , all full of twiggy bits and grass , I love grass I do , but Mummy said there was some blood in it . I felt fine , tough little cookie I am , but they were all upset and cooked me some chikin and rice for my tea , which was alright I spose . Mummy said she was waiting for me to do another poo , so I didn't , all day I didn't . Then I herd them saying that if I didn't do one in the morning , I would have to go to the V.E.T. So this morning, it wasn't even day time reely , Mummy and me went into the garden and I did a glorious poo , all normal like I usually do . Mummy is silly, she was so happy and I got a nice breakfast , Nell xx
Ha ha Nell! Aren't the funny about poo? Moo's right, these funny 2-legged ones are obsessed with it. I have set a poo conundrum according to mum. I did a Nutty Poo this morning. "But we haven't had any nuts for ages..?". They both have to guess where I got the nuts from - Coco
You're such a clever pig. I would have just done bitey face with the rope cos I like chewing stuff. You did good making a sausage roll, I know about these from an important person called Greggs who leaves them lying about in our town so you are truly a doggy al-kemist.
I haven't met Gregg but he sounds good. The sossij I was playing with rolled quite a lot when I slapped him but mum said it wasn't Polite to do that. But this was after he humped my velvety tummy so I believe he had redefined Polite in the context of our current interaction. I tried to tell mum this but all that came out was a squeaky bark which happens a lot when I am trying to tell mum something complicated it's frustrating being a Very Clever Pig.
I LOVE Gregg! Sometimes when I go out with nana I see Greggs shop and I decide I don't want want to walk anymore. So nana has to go and see Gregg and get me a sossij roll and when I walk I get a bite of it Stanley
I haven't been for a walk yet !! The sky broke and all the rain came down , the roads are covered in water so we are marooooned , for ever and ever I think ! Never mind , all the hoomans are having roste beef and that pudding stuff this afternoon , they usually save a bit for me and Nelly . Oh well, back to sleep I spose , Sam x
Sam, Sam, we have got 2 Beefs - one for mum & dad (and Coco), and one for Coco - all for me. Mine is in the oven now. Theirs will go in later and I will get some when it gets gut up. The butcher-man laughed cuz he thought they were all for dad, so mum said. She said she was too embarrassed to say one was for the dog (that's me). - Coco
Fred and me had Liver cake this morning............I love Liver cake.......I love any kind of cake......Annie
We went out in the car , to see if we cud get to my faverit place but There was a bloomin grate big flud , it was hooj with waves like the sea ! Some hooman had tried to get their car threw it and got stuck with water over the doors , so Daddy called them some naughty words and went to get the farmer to drag them out with the tracter . The farmer called them blithering idiots and other things as well , I just sat there watching it all , and thinking how strange hoomans can be , they are thick sometimes! Then we had to turn round and go back home cos there was no other way to go , water water everywhere ! Sam x
A sea monster ate a car?!?? these are all my worst nightmares rolled into one I hope I never see a flud, going in the car is bad enough without being inside a sea monster too. Stay in your Pig-nest Sam until its gone. And make sure Nelly doesn't get washed away because she is too smol. Best sit on her to be safe. Love, the Pig.
We have lot and lots of rain and wind at moment. Daddy decided it was now time to go for a walk as it stopped raining. We drove down to the esplanade and started walking next minute this really heavy rain appeared. Daddy said it was 'torrential'. Well I don't care what it was it made my eyes squinty. We started to run back to the car then I got the 'zooooommmmmmiiiiiiieeeeeesssss'. We where wet through, well daddy was. Had a good sleep when we got home....
Guys guys I've got a new game it's better than random barking and barking a static object's. Random weeing it's awesome. Less effort than barking and you don't even have to wee or do anything just pretend you might want to. Ging has had no relaxation this evening and it looks like it might be a long night or early morning if you get my drift
