Concheeeeeetah! I am glad you have a new home with a very kind hooman, everyone should have a soft thing to sleep on. I'm glad you came on the forum to talk to us because this is where the best doggies and pigs are. Got any pomes? love, the Pig x p.s. Concheeeta I saw some cheetahs on the moving picture box that mum and dad stare at in the evenings. They were super fast and lived in a hot place and caught a big cow-beastie and I would like to be a cheeetah when I grow up. Maybe you catched too many cow-beasties when you were young and that's how you hurted your paw?
Some floosy Dali tried to have a go at me today. She's got form for being an idiot so has to wear a Hannibal lecter thing on her head. She came up to me growl then charged at me. Young woman you need to remember one thing YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE MOO MOO. I raised myself up to full magnificent height stood my ground like an empress and lifted my lip. She thought better of it and her monkey came over and said sorry. Its ok got it covered monkey. Any way silly girl retrieved her manners from the far away place she'd left them and we walked round the park together like civilized dogs. She's alright really just young and impulsive, needs to get herself a better plan
It's my buffday today. I had a lovely muddy walk this morning. I got toona for my tea tonight. Mum and dad let me have some chicken, chips,cherry pie and cream after their tea. I feel full and very sleepy after a lovely day.
Happy buffday, Holly! That sounds like a lovely day, with mud, toona, chicken... and more! I hope I have a day like that when it's my buffday. Tuppence says happy buffday too! Wispa
Happy buffday Holly...I would give you one of my tennis balls if I could. And some beef. Lots of love.. - Coco
Something's wrong with dad. He is all sad. He's lying on the floor and mum is putting something called KallaMine Loshon on him. It smells all funny and I don't want to lick it. Mum says dad has got Shinggellz but he doesn't look like he is enjoying it so why doesn't he just throw the Shingellz away? I don't get it. I've tried bouncing on him but he didn't want to play.
Some of the Shingellz are on his tummy. Some are on his back and some are on his side. But he doesn't seem to think any of them are funny. I think I'll try bouncing on him again tomorrow. That is bound to help.
I am sure it will. Everything is always better after a good bounce or two or three or four or however many are needed
Happy buffday Holly. Sounds like a good one. I checked and apperantly nothing appart from looking cute as some buffdays last for ages
Pig, I have a pome. I've had it for ages but mum won't give me the password for the tappy thing and she's been oh so busy (so she says. Tapping on the tappy things and talking on the phone is not busy to me. hmph ) I am an excellent feef I steal things with my teef Bacon, chicken, ham and beef Cheese, sossige, cake, biscuits, bread, steak, toast, chips, crisps, turkey, cod, cat food. As you say pig, the best pomes don't always rhyme properly. In other news I have an ouchie, a bad one. My elbow hurts and I am only allowed 15 minutes walk a day And no going up stairs and I'm on a dy-et cos I won't be walking much Please send food asap.
Sorry for your hurty Monty. But much, much more sorry for you dy-et, that's awful - I can get some frankfurter I think - if that's any good? - Coco
Coco frankfurters would be great as they would fit through the letterbox and drop straight into my mouth!
Ohh noo di-et Worst word ever *stamps feet* I'll try and sneak you some chicken or cheeeeeze monty Stanley
