Pongo - you need to work on getting her attention. What thing does she really love? Grab it & run - that'll get her attention. - Coco
It's ok Holly, (and Pongo), it's just a dream. I'm here by the fire dreaming of lovely beech trees on a perfect October day and I'm running about with Harley and Harvey and you Holly and Luna, but it's just a dream, it didn't really happen. Cassie.
Mum seems to think just cos I got her up at 5.30 (I'll adjust to the hour when I feel like it Mum!) , that's it's ok to bang about in the kitchen now I want to sleep. I keep grunting at her but she's not taking the hint . She said she's cooking my liver cake, well that could have been done at 5.30 when I was awake - I think she needs to work on her time man-age-mint scills. Ripple (very tired and grumpy)
Pig-Mummy has the sneezles. She was notably boring on my morning cow-pat hunt, normally she squeaks and runs around and throws kibble which is a nice palate-cleanser between cowpats. Today she plodded along and moaned and snorted and complained about Pig-Daddy being away. I remember when I had the sneezles and my ears were too hot and I had to sleep with daddy’s sock to make me feel better. But that was Pig-flu which is way worse than hooman flu. I hope she is more fun tonight. Perhaps she needs to sleep with daddy’s sock.
I met 3 creatures called Grate Daynes on my walk and they were TERRIFYING. Mum said "it's ok Quinn" and tried to get me to come to her, but they were too scary. I made myself as small as possible and hid by the fence til they walked by me, then I ranranran to get to mum. She says they are dogs...those are no dogs. Those are monsters! Quinn
Quinn Quinn I have a friend whose a Great Dane! He's called Judge! He's reeeeally really nice! Don't be frightened of them - they're just like us but with massive paws Stanley
Sorry to hear you have a brother (I've voted no to siblings, too much sharing ). He must be ginormous! Are you scared of him?
Luckily he lives at grandma’s house. He is fun for a bit because he likes to chase me, but then he doesn’t stop cos he’s a kibble-brain. So we don’t see each other much. It’s hard being a small clever Pig when you have a stoopid giant horse brother.
Mum and dad are grumpy. I'm doing my job and waking them up at the usual time but they don't seem to appreciate it. They keep saying that the clocks have gone back but I don't understand. I don't want grumpy people but I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Zzzzz I’m sooo sleepy! Had the best time playing wiv my Labrador buddies. Dreaming of Benson, my favourite boy Mum says it’s important I say it was just a dream that I got to splash in mud and streams and play with Holly, Harvey, Harley and Cassie, but I don’t know why I’m so tired if I was asleep all that time dreaming. Luna
Well what a bl**dy day I've had. That ridiculous ginger monkey dragged me out even though my face is hurty and massive. I had no breakfast can you imagine and we went for ages in Ian's taxi but I didn't get treats I fell asleep I didn't mean to but when I woke up I felt all funny and my mouth felt well like it wasn't there. Well that was the end I did what any self respecting tyrant would do and squealed whined and barked till they fed me ha you silly monkeys I Still rule. i soon had them dancing to my tune. They are all in my power now you silly monkeys. I did the cute old lady dog thing and you fell for it . It made ginger laugh they all cuddled me loads and didn't realise I had them in my paw ha ha ha Moo the very stoned tyrant hey everything's a bit wobbly or is it me?
