I am to hot. The blowy cold thingy is still not working. Not happy. Better be the beach again tonight for a long swim Vanilla
Oh no Vanilla! Maybe you should call the Rspca? It's nice and cool in our house as the new cold air blowy things are on. Mum's got kennel cough though and hasn't taken me out for a walk . I've given her my best sulky faces but still no walk.
I might call them. Will have a serious talk to daddy when he is home from work, then decide. Not good your mummy has kennel cough. Maybe she checked out a kennel last week? Maybe they are planning on doing a Ripple on you ? Not good you not getting a walk, at least I get a walk at moment, but it is either very early or very late. That is ruining my beauty sleep..
Too hot?? It is so cold my puppy-boobies are quivering and my morning cowpat is all hard! You must have a kibble-brain. Wait now mummy’s told me you don’t have a kibble brain, there is places a long way away where all the doggies are upside down and everything is opposite to normal. So they are hot when it is cold and the spyders chase doggies instead of doggies chasing spyders and there are angry ropes called snaycs. Is that where you live Vanilla and why are the ropes so angry? And if you are upside down aren’t your ears always inside out? Or maybe my ears are always outside in Vanilla am I upside down or are you?? Love, the Philiosphically-challenged Pig
Oh no, I hope not! Speaking of Ripple... Has anyone heard from him?? My mum said that you're upside down and me and Vanilla are the right way up. I think mum has been sneaking on here to read my posts. Just after I posted the last comment about my lack of walks she gave me a yummy Kong. So, just in case, I'm still really really upset and sulky about not having a walk. And still feeling quite hungry.
No, but we did say we would watch for his return. If he's not back in a week, we will go looking for him.......Fred and Annie
I don't know Pig. When I am upside down I always get a belly rub, same as Coco. That is when my ears are upside down. if you get a belly rub (and I hope you do) are your ears upside down too? If that is the case maybe everybody is upside down, as when you think about it our hoomans walk on 2 paws, we walk on 4 paws to keep us firmly on the ground. I mean I see daddy fall all the time...especially if I see something I really want and he is not ready... I have never seen any angry ropes called snaykes, but I have a green fluffy snake that I play with daddy all the time...maybe that is it. No spiders chase me, but I am not allowed to chase spiders either. Apparently they are really ouchie and so are those snaykes. Hopefully I never see any of them, but they where on the beach a few weeks back, and I was not allowed off my leash. That was not very fun at all. Sorry your cowpat is all hard in the morning and your puppy-boobies are all quivering. That is not very good. You must live somewhere very magical if it is that cold. Maybe you can visit me here and I can visit you there one time...I have suggested that once before with someone else, but then daddy says it is just to far away. I like you Philiosphically-challenged Pig, I on the other hand am not Philiosphically-challenged as I am to young. I still have a Dogma puppy brain so daddy says at times. Love the Dogma puppy-brain Vanilla
I had the best walk ever today. Mum and me were out in the fields and I smelled a wonderful smell. I found a big bird and took it to Mum. It was very heavy. Do you know what she did, she said poor duck and took it off me. She then put my bird in the bushes and me on my lead. You don't want that Annie its dead poor thing... I do .... I did, but she took me home. I don't understand her sometimes.
Uh oh. Evil twin Indie Pindie bounced on an old dog this morning on our walk and knocked her over mummy was very embarrassed and apologetic to the dog’s hooman and said she shouldn’t have let me off lead. I mean, evil twin Indie Pindie, not me. Because I am the Pig and very nice and was obviously at home in my Pig nest when all this happened.
I have a fluffy doggerpillar that I play with who is long like a snayk but he isn’t angry even though one of his leggies came off and now mum says he won’t ever turn into a puggerfly I tried to put me in the postbox to go to your place but I didn’t fit i’ll come when I have less elbows. Meanwhile don’t get ouchied by any snayks. Love, the Pig.
My mum says that you have to go on a airoplayne to go to where Vanilla lives. When Emileeee was here last week I was lugging in and she said to go on a airoplayne you have to be a sistance dog. I could be a sistance dog. I assist when everyone eats! Stanley
Stanley - then you can come and visit. Maybe if you teach the Pig to be sistance dog then both of you could come? Pig if Stanley teaches you then you don't need to go in that box thingy. Apperantly they have very good beds on those airoplaynes and they serve you special food like duck. Annie - very strange by you mummy not to allow you to haved that duck, it is delish. Hopefully you can find another one soon and try...
I went this morning and had a look for my duck, but it had gone! Mum said Mr Fox must of taken it in the night. Its not fair it was my duck not his .....Annie I like duck too Pongo, well I would if Mum had let me have it......Annie
I love duck. Not the silly swimmy ones on the river that make that quacking noise...the upside-down-roasted sort that sits, cooling, on the kitchen counter...oh heck, I'm drooling even thinking about it. - Coco
