I. Am. Sulking. We were supposed to be going to a new beeech this morning. I really wanted to run run run and go in the water and dig holes. I love the beeech. Stupid mini hooman ruined everything because he sicked up his food all night and didn't even want to eat it again. Mum and dad got up and kept washing everything with stinky bottles of stuff and then our beeech trip got cancelled. Sometimes mini hoomans can be so annoying.
Ella, I think you gotta go a bit easy on mini-hooman. I mean, if he didn't want eat it up again, he must be really sick! Is he going to the bum-man? For now, though, just use your best sulky eyes and make your mum and dad feel really bad. I bet you get a replacement beach trip AND lots of other nice things. Push for a pet wabbit. I really want a pet wabbit. Shadow
They didn't make him go to the bum-man and he had dinner before going to his bed so I think he's ok. I did get an extra Kong at lunchtime and it had yummy toona in it so I suppose they're trying to make up for it. As long as I get a beeech trip soon I guess it's ok. Are they those little fluffy things that run run bounce run? They sound fun!
Had a VERY wet walk this morning. It was ace. Then when we got back mum chased me with a towel and I zoomed and zoomed around the house. Apparently, it's now a "holy mess Coco!". - Coco
And and and Ella wabbits poo kibble! Well it’s almost like kibble anyway. They leave piles of it in the fields and it is tasty. Not sure I would be allowed a wabbit as a pet though because once I tried to make a fat pigeon my pet but he wasn’t good at playing bitey face and I was apparently a Bad Pig and then mum had to put him in the wheelie bin
And today my name is NoRippleNoYou'llMakeYourselfIll . Mum decided that as the weather is so horrid she would wash the kitchen down, so of course I thought I'd help by licking all the deter-gent off of everything. So I licked the walls and the cupboards and the machiny things and the drips off the floor - Mum got really excited and gived me my new today name . Then she said ForGoodnessSakeRippleIGiveUp we might as well go to the beech and get wet there. So we did ------ RESULT! Ripple
I have got TWO pub-names. I must be very special. One is NoComeOnPongoComeONPongoTheyReallyDontWantToTalkToYouOverThere and the other is GoodBoyPongoHereHaveAnotherChip. I like the pub but it is quite hard work focusing so hard for so long on mum's fishanchips. When the fishanchips arrived I stopped noticing anything else and worked very hard on focusing on the fishanchips. I had a lot of fishanchips. I like fishanchips. I love EMILLEE too because she had fishanchips too. I'm tired now. Going for a snooze. Pongo Two-Name. xxx
Me and Rory are ill. Beard says Rorys new name is Rory puke monster and I'm midgey moo squirty pants can you guess what's up with us? Moo the of the liquid poo
Happy Birthday Rory! It was my birthday yesterday too and I was six. I'm not feeling well now either and I've just been sick on the door mat because mum didn't open the door in time. So now I'm being told ItsyourownsillyfaultWispabecauseyou'vebeeneatingTuppy'spoo and YoushouldhavecomeinwhenIcalledyouinsteadofbeingnaughty. The washing machine has been making lots of noise and I feel sad. Wispa
Happy Birthday Wispa. Not good that you are poorly. Is it because you did not get any presents or somethig fancy to eat? Maybe that is why you are poorly. Hope everybody feels better soon
Happy birthday Wispa...hope your sicky is gone and you get proper nice stuff. Rory & Moo - cool that you're taking one end each there...that should keep Ging busy. They like to be busy. They get bored and destructive otherwise...Just off to bark at the window - there's nothing there. - Coco
I feel much better today and hope you do too, Rory and Moo. We've just had a walk and I've even been told I'm a good girl! Wispa
It's my turn to be the norty one. Yesterday I made mum late cos I got into the naybors garden and so I didn't come rushing indoors when mum called us. My friend foxy had made a good tunnel under the hedge, so sniffed it out and went to exsplore. Mum has spoilt it all, tho, cos she's found the tunnel and put a huge plant pot to block it. I think it was mum's fault anyway that she was late cos she'd been spending too long on her tappy thing reading the advenchurs of someone called Emily. Emily's looking for a lab puppy... maybe I'll run away and find Emily, tho I'm not reelly a puppy any more, as mum keeps reminding me...
