Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. kateincornwall

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    Mummy cut my hair , I don't fink it was a good idea because she had been supping that wine stuff last night . I spose it cud have been werse but it looks a bit short in places AND she cut my magnificent tail fur , croooool , Nelly xx
     
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    I hurt my head.........a lamppost jumped out at me and hit my head.......it hurts, ouchie :shake:
     
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    Should've just eaten the stinkee Lilly - that's wot I'd do :nod: .

    Ripple
     
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    Oh sweetheart, can I come and lick it better?
     
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    I went out last night with mum and dad and stayed overnight at UnkelPolls house and there were lots of people there and they had LASAGNE and everybody gave me bits. And then I went for a walk and it was all concrete and houses and cars and SO MANY SNIFFS you just wouldn't believe it. And then when we came back in the house all the hoomans held hands in a circle and jumped up and down making that singing noise so I ran into the middle of the circle and JUMPED JUMPED JUMPED JUMPED JUMPED as well and they all laughed and said welldonePongo and auldlangsyne. It was good good fun but I'm home now and very very tired.
    Mum says I should say HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone, whatever that means. I hope it means food.
     
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    Xena and Nell, I know exactly how you feel. This was my xmas present.
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    like seriously I wear this after having been to the beach or getting a hose down at home now...the indignity....

    I do however like my new bandana...now that is a xmas present worth advertising...

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    Oh an Happy New year everybody...hope you all saw some good flying colours...
     
  7. Sven

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    Lilly, you should do this. Carry it back to your mum then roll in it, then get the ball and drop it where you mum threw it from. Then pick up your new found stinky and carry it, and your mum will have to pick up your ball. I did that yesterday, but then daddy kicked it into the water. I could still smell it, but I think the wavez and sea monster got it. But then I needed a good bath apparently when I got home. mmmm.....
     
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    hope you feel better and there was none of this red water. A shelf jumped out at Daddy yesterday and he hit his head, red water appeared, it was magic.
    Maybe you need to ask your mum to take a leash and tie the lamppost, so that it does not jump out next time you see it... ??
     
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    I only had a tiny bit of red water..... Mum says it's called blood! I hope your dads head is ok. Mine is still a bit sore, but I'm ok.
    That's a good idea about putting the lamppost on a lead - I'll tell mum now. Thanks.
     
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    Oh Vanilla....:shake: I'm so sorry. The bandos are mint as, but that towel...find something stinky to roll in with it asap! My mum will get ideas if she sees it, I hope they don't make a Kiwi version.
     
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    Oh I didn't know they could jump out on you. Thank you for telling me. I hope your head is soon better............Annie
     
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    I will try Xena, but I never wear to the beach just have to have it on when I get to the car. Maybe next time I will carry a smelly and then I can roll in it. Yes be careful they don't do a Kiwi version...

    Harley glad your head is better. Daddy's head is OK but he has a bump. Do you have one too?
     
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    What you do is let them put it on a lie down and play possum. just refuse to move. The other thing is let them put it on then dive in The nearest river muddy pond sea etc.
    Moo does not do coats
     
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    It's was so cold here that Dad put my coat on. It's so embarrassing and I hate seeing my friends when I have to wear it. I got stiff in protest, but then I usually get distracted by treats and my leash and forget about it until I run onto my friends and feel embarrassed. Mum says at least it's trendy here...whatever that means. I just roll around in snow to mess it up as much as I can.
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    In other things that I dislike, today I'm home alone. It's been days and days of walks, naps and delicious treats, lots of people coming over and now this? Good job my kong is extra delicious today, because I was seriously considering digging up the couch.

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    There is something called a storm coming , Mummy has been in the garden fastening everything down . I mite not be able to go for a walk tomorrow cos I would be blowed away , I`m not very hevy or strong . I don't fink you should dig up the couch Quinn , you would be in real trouble , big trouble, Nelly x
     
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    Quinn I'm on my own too!

    Mummy and daddy have been around loads and loads and now.. no one!

    Grandad came to see me. He's ok but I'm not allowed off my lead and he doesn't fuss me like mummy :(

    I hope she's home soon.

    Stanley
     
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    And breave.......
    Pesky puppy has gone away today and I have my house back to myself.
    AND I got a weally wet and muddy and wet walk all on my own wif muvva this after nooon.
    Yay. :monkey:
    Lilly x
     
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    Stanley, I had my friend who walks me come over today, but I'm not allowed off leash with her either! She puts stuff on my paws and my coat on...but I guess it's OK because I LOVE her. She carries tons and tons of treats in her pockets. I hope your Grandad gives lots of treats. Mine does!

    I'm going to lay on the couch and wait.

    Quinn
     
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    I got to play wiv ovver dogs today. Mum was feeling genrus and I was reeeeeally good, so I got to have a play with a Bodeguera who was really fun because she chased me when I bounced around her. Then I got to say hi to an Alsayshun but she was really old and boring but she didn't mind me smelling her lots and I was good not to bounce on her. Then I had to ignore a little doggy which I did reallyreally well so Mum let me meet the next one, who was a beardiekolly who was almost as happy as me. There's lots of doggies around at the moment, it's brilliant but I mustbegoodmustbegoodmustbegood and try my hardest to not say hi until Mum tells me I can. It's sooooo hard sometimes because I love EVERYONE!

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    Ive got a bit of a bump, but am felling better today. Mum went back to wurk today and I fink she's has a bad one coz she's not too happy tonight :(. N daddy staid at home today and I went for a walk with Oli and all my doggy friends - it was grate fun :)
     
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