Ah the humping. Well, Pig. If Benji is there - we ALL hump him. Apart from Benji, I'm not really one for humping. I don't get it. - Coco
Daddy said a rude word last night. We were sleeping on my bed, the usual arrangement with mum and dad either side to keep me warm. I rolled over and flopped onto dad and he woke up and said something very rude. Does anyone know what a hernia is?
I found a HUGE bowl full of food in the kitchen....it JUMPED off the kitchen worktop and felled to the floor. So I ate it. It was scary as the bowl rolled and rolled...then broke..oh dear. Benson
What chances have you got of sleeping with your mum and dad tonight, Holly? I'm not allowed... I'm jealous! Tuppy
Tuppy, you don't sleep with your mum and dad!? How do you get warm? I sleep like Holly - right in the middle. Sometimes it gets squishy, so I use all four paws to push mum to the edge. I even stay in bed after they get up and dig the blankets to get the best position. I think you need to ask about getting on the bed...the way I do it is, when it's very dark and everyone has been sleeping a long time, I creep out of my bed, sit politely beside their bed and cry until mum wakes up and invites me up. I'm very polite. Try it. Quinn
Just do it. Once they fall asleep you just slip onto the bottom of the bed. Keep on doing it every night. They'll soon give up trying to stop you. It's worth it because it's so wonderful to snuggle up between your people.
I gots to sleep in the bed last night! Daddy annoyed mummy so he had to sleep in the spare bed and I got daddy's spot. Me & mummy had the best cuddles. I hope daddy annoys her again tonight! Stanley
Daddy has packed a bag so he's away tomorrow. I'll miss him terribly becoz he does the best walks and tickles. But I get his side of the bed tomorrow night.
My daddy has been working at night time. It's the best because I get to sleep on the bed all night with mummy and then I get to sleep on the bed all day with daddy!
I too sleep with my mum & dad - they DO fidget and complain so. But last night, I was SO tired after a particularly epic effort at school, and I couldn't summon the energy to jump on the bed. In the very middle of the night, I heard mum say "where's Coco?" Dad panicked and put his hand down to touch me. I gave 2 wags of my mighty, feathery tail. Dad said "it's OK, he's here, he's still alive" - Coco
I love sleeping on the bed. I always cuddle up to daddy as mummy takes up to much room. Daddy always say his backside hangs out...not sure what that means but apperantly mummy and I are OK with room. Then in the middle of the night and when time to get up I get on daddys pillow and start to lick him. He always says 5 more minutes so I huff and puff but have a quick 30second sleep on top of his pillow. I think that is 5mins right, I mean everything we do is always 7times more ?
I think it tastes great Squidge. Well nearly always. Sofa sploded today. That will teach them to ignore my walk this morning and wake me up super early Vanilla
I had a luverly day today, sooted me fine , friends of Mummy and Daddys came to put paper on the walls cos the oldies cant do it any more . The lady friend likes little dogs so she brort me some treats and I sat on her nee all morning being stroked . Then the man friend and Daddy took me for a walk and gess what ? A norty terrier dog tried to do rude fings to me , and I told it off , never told anybody off before , don't no where my growel came from but it werked ! Nelly xxx
You tell the rude dog too get lost Nelly. Well done sister we might be small but we don't have to put up with that. Moo slightly less merciless than usual
Topsy-turvy day today. Mum off work..so I thought we'd have a day of it - no, she disappeared without even taking me for a walk this morning. Gone for hours! But her hair looks nice, she's lost that white stripe We did get our walk this afternoon instead. We went up to the reservoir, no one else there so I was allowed off lead - I ran & zoomed and generally got wet & muddy. Not actually allowed in the big pond itself, but there's loads of other watery bits - including a swampy gully - my oh my! That was fun. I licked poo too, I think it was bird poo. Big streaks of it. Took ages to lick it all - then mum came to see what it was - she made funny noises - Coco
Thats the noise the monkies make when they are jealous and realise they've been to slow. Bask in the glory of your super fast tongue and superior foraging skills Coco. Moo the tired but stuffed full of nice tea
Dads not come home. I keep watching the door and listening for the car, but I think he's gone away again. Who's going to tickle my tummy and give me a tooth cleaner? Who am I going to snuggle up to tonight? I feel miserable without my dad.
