I could try and post her, then i might get a chance to have a cuddle with mum instead of lying here on the floor while That Tuppence Creature lies with her head on mum’s lap. How long could you keep her for? Wispa
Ok it seems to be a bit harder to get to your upside-down place than I first suspected. I thought I had cracked it for a minute but it turns out I had just fallen asleep with my legs in the air. I’ll try again tomorrow. Love, the Pig x
Maybe if I sleep with my legs up in the air at the same time as you we might meet in the middle? I will make sure I have sosajes with me (only problem is I can't guarantee that the full amount will be available when we meet)
Well I would say forever if she can help me with losing the muzzle - but Mumsie would probably say she couldn’t manage 3 dogs and Red might get jealous - she doesn’t like me having lots of fuss without barging in herself for her share . The things I have to put up with . Sky the stoic one.
Oh dear, you’ve guessed exactly why I want to post TTC. She barges in EVERY time mum tries to make a fuss of me... so we both have a lot to put up with! She is good at pulling off muzzles, though, and we have great games of tuggy and bitey face, so I suppose she’s good company really. Oh, and she sometimes gets the blame for things I’ve done - but don’t tell mum! Wispa
In our outhouse is a small monster , I can smell it ! Daddy found a small monster in the bottom of the sack of bird food, it was well dead . But there is another one , its living in there so I am on guard cos I am not afraid of it , Nelly the mouse catcher xx
I've just tried to eat jelly. It kept wobbling away every time I tried to catch it. It was a great game. I hope we can play it again.
It's not right stinky old Moo gets better food than me and now she gets better table service. What's a boy to do? Rory
Wispa it’s just the same here. We snooze a lot but I like playing bitey face with Red. Mumsie says it’s keeping me young - how rude! Sky
Mum cooked a chikin last night. Cooked it without just cutting it up and giving it to us! Oh, it smelled sooooo goood! I could tell it had crispy skin yum yum yum. I knew we'd get some when she cut it up for dinner. But then.... she just left it on the side where I couldn't reach it! I tried sooooo hard! Shadow tried, too, and he even cried (what a wuss) but he couldn't reach it either. Mum said it's for sammijes. I was soooo tired but I didn't want to go to sleep in case I missed the chikin. Mum took photos cuz she thought I was funny. Good news! We got some chikin for breakfast after she had cut it all up. There's more in the frij so I'm going to keep my paws crossed that we get more later on. I'll try my sad eyes on her. That should do it.
Chickin is fab , it makes you strong too , I fink x I`m having fun today cos the small hooman is here for a long time , we have been playing the Find Teddy game , I have to go out of the room, he hides is and I find it . Its a bit silly really and a bit easy, but I hooomer him , Nelly x
Daddy is not at home during the nights at moment, so I woke mummy up yesterday and pretended to need the toilet. But I just sat outside on the lawn, but mummy was a spoil sport. She did not want to sit with me and tricked me back in. Well because of that I did not come back up stairs with her and I slept downstairs...then I sneaked up decided to chew my bunny...well I ate the ear and half his face, and all the stuffing came out....now they are worried that I might not poops properly...well that will teach them for not all being at home together at night... I like chicken..specially when it is just out of the oven...smell, smell, yummy, yummy...I am starting to drool and getting hungry. Better stop dreaming of chicken
Daddy has gone to see jim so mummy says I'm her valentine. I thought I was her angel/little boo/monster but I guess I can be her valentine too. Stanley
Norty evil twin Indie Pindie stole daddy’s sammij today. He left it on the sofa and it was fish fingers and was yummy. Well she told me it was yummy, I wasn’t anywhere near, I was busy doing ‘leave it’ the other side of the room like a Good Pig.
MMMmm Chickin' I get chickin at the dog park if I comes running when Dad calls me. Mum doesn't come to the park in the morning 'cos she has to go to wuurk to earn munny to buy food and treats. She will come with us on the wee-end. I love wee-ends! I like to steal stuff but I get into trubble and get put back behind the baby gates. You're a good boy Pig cos I wouldn't have been able to resist the sammie with fish fingers.
Today I have enlarged my staff. Along with my monkey butler I now have an official poison taster. Well it's Rory really I've finally found a use for the lanky idiot. He makes sure my food is not poisoned by my evil murderous monkey butler. Oh and I had chips today they were nice. I also eat my food like the Romans did reclining on the sofa its just about imperial and swanky enough for me. Moo the total boss of the house.
I'm having a rubbish week. BOTH of my slave-people are ill. I haven't had a walk since Sunday. They won't play with me. I haven't been to school. It's nice that they're about, but they won't DO anything. If I knew how, I'd get them to the Bum Man, he'd soon get them moving. I did get a biscuit from the builder when I barked at him through the gate. - Coco
My Dad's not well. Mum had made him chippies and he cudent eet them. I said I'd eet them so they weren't wasted but Mum threw them in the bin . I am moving out, that'll teech Mum . Ripple
Moo.....but if Rory tastes your food doesn't that mean you get less? An what if he doesn't stop tasting 'til its all gone? I'd tell your monkey butler to make sure Rory only gets little tastes. An Coco NO WALK SINCE SUNDAY? OMGOMGOMG but well done on the biscuit. It's too hot to play much here. Yesterday I just had to keep swatting the ice that Dad puts in my water bowl onto the tiles until there is a nice puddle then I lie down in it. Dad said 'bluddy dog' cos he'd just shamppoooed me and then I got all muddy. He said it was 39 degrees when we went to pick mum up and Mum said it was hot enuf to melt the bichamun whatever that is. Dad put me in the swimming pool but I still haven't decided if I like it as it is scary. He hangs on to my tummy and I swim like a big boy but when he lets go for a few seconds it is scary and I have to swim to the step an I get scared. But it's nice to be not hot. Does anyone else like swimming?
