And stealing their number plate!!! I'm not sure what the laws are with regards to gaffa-taping people's cars, but I'm pretty sure there is something in the big book about nicking things... I'm kinda hoping the next time I go past, I see it sat on a pile of bricks.
That's pretty funny. I may use that for the future. Except the stealing the number plate thing. Pretty sure that's actually illegal. Plus it would require the use of tools and I don't do those. Last year I felt naughty just flipping out all the windshield wipers on the car that took my spot. That'll show them - you just lost 3 seconds of your life flipping your wipers back down! Bwaaaa ha ha! The ultimate revenge! Yes, I need to work on my evil genius plans a bit.
Has anyone tried the Lady and the Tramp move with their dog? I was cooking spaghetti last night and tried it with a plain noodle, he was so gentle and cute. OH was jealous so he tried it too, with Axel, not me
Oh yes. Spaghetti is Pongo's specialist subject. He is particularly partial to chicken carbonara. We can start each at one end of a long strand and meet in the middle (well, not quite the middle, he is a lot faster than me so he gets about three quarters of it). Have you seen the youtube clip of man racing a goldie to eat a plate of spaghetti? He didn't stand a chance.
Pongo has the best table manners - defined here as skilful use of a fork - of any dog I've ever seen. A true gentleman dog.
Haha oh wow @snowbunny that is spectacularly passive aggressive! Does the car belong to an Airbnb guest maybe?
The car has gone! Apparently when J walked through earlier, one of the local property agents was there with a couple who looked rather upset. The agent was having a heated conversation on the phone
I have a new word. Three Labradors running downhill towards you through snow so deep you can’t see much other than an oncoming white wave. Labalanche.
Been feeling thoroughly fed up this week so bought last minute tickets to Crufts, off there tomorrow. Any tips? I've never been before
Oh lovely, I haven't been for years - it's a long way from Scotland. No tips I'm afraid (apart from get your credit card at the ready ) , but have a great time.
