My dad has been away for ageeeees. He’s been gone for over 8 dayz alredy and mum sed he will be a few more dayz. Mum sed he’s in Malta wurkin. I want him to come home. I’m sulking so take myself to bed evry nite at 9pm. I luv havin lots of extra space on the bed wiv mum. We have snuggles evry night and evry Mornin. I’ve had a really poorly leg so not bin allowed to run around or have long walks, but the vet lady sed I look much better so can go back to normal walks .
That's horrid, Harley. Can't you go fetch him from Malta? Tell him he is needed back home (but don't let him take your space on the bed)
I asked mum......she sed it’s too far to get him. She sed he will need to be extra nice to both of us wen he gets home coz he was away for their weddin aniversry (whatever that is??)
My mum just said that she thinks he's going to have to work hard to get your space on the bed Harley. That's good, isn't it?
Bedience tryalls are fun. I get to spend the whole day with mum, just me and her. Then I do some turns and sits and stuff with mum, then I get treats and play games! Um, Pongo (@Rosie), I don't know how to tell you this but I think your mum has been talking to everyone about your bottom. I'd feel via-lated if my mum shared stuff like that about me. P.s. I hope the bum feels better soon
Let me know if you see my bosun because I lost it ages ago. Love, the Pig x Ps. what is a bosun? Pps. why is fizicks looking for Buckie’s balls when they should be looking for Maxx’s?
Maxx you should have come over last weekend. I found the biggest, bested and smelliest ball ever. It was the best...(not saying yours are smellie) just saying it was the best. Dont think it is to far for you, the Pig can't come as she has not figured out how to get into the red box yet
OOoooh Vanilla, I would love to see the ball, I'll ask Mum and Dad if we can come and visit. Me and Mum just played fetch outside with a new yellow ball that is really BOUNCY but silly Mum chucked it like a girl and it went on the roof. Now we'll have to wait for Dad to get it down. I have been pretending for ages that I can't reach the other side of the kitchen bench....just waitin' for something super special to arrive. This morning while Dad was still yawning he left Mum's turkey on HIS side of the bench ready to make her sammich and when he wasn't looking I nicked it! It was covered in some yucky plastic but I wolfed it down anyway....but the plastic was really yucky so I spat it back up again. Dad seemed very relieved to see it and I didn even get in trubble for nicking mum's lunch!
Mini hooman was playing with something called play-dow. Then he dropped some so I ate it. Not bad, not bad at all.
Hmm mini hoomans sound like they drop a lot of things. They might be even clumsier than pig-daddy. I’m looking forward to my mini hooman coming now.
@Lara Pig don't think you are all made of elbows....maybe you need to get a special shipment via the yellow box and not the red one?
Pig I have heard that you ate a whole toilet roll. Welcome to the club, I love them. Always take one if I do not get any attention from anyone. They taste good, as the have the hooman smell on them....
The black ball had moved, but I still found it...mmm heaven....and this time it was only Daddy so I got to spend ages smelling, rolling and playing with it....I may have to take it home with me. I think mummy would be very impressed.
