I got in trubble yesterday for diggin'. I tried my best 'who me?' innocense face but I think the big piles of dirt on the foot path and the dirt on my face an paws mighta given me away. It's the hoomans fault for leaving me alone for ages. We had water from the sky a few days ago and it makes the diggin' all that much betta. I can't remember seeing this before but apparently i did when I was liddle (I don remember). Mum said its called rayn and apparently we have a drowt right now so rayn is good. The rayn's gone again now. Bugga. Those puddles were great!!
Nelly I got in big trouble too. When Dad was digging for something called vegetables I had a dig too. He said some very bad words, Gordon Bennett Annie are you b***** digging for Australia. Mum said she is only playing and Dad said that hole is 2ft deep! I was only trying to help him. Does anyone know who Gordon is..................Annie
I don't know anybody called Gordon Annie. Maybe we can meet in the middle, as I live in Australia and daddy say I am digging for Yoo K. But I do love digging, well daddy built me a sandpit ages ago and I love digging in that, but I also love digging on the lawn...well I am not sure that you can call that lawn...mummy calls it a disgrace and daddy says it is a dust bowl. Well anyhow we now have had rain and I dug and dug and dug. Well daddy has been digging too so I am only trying to help. apparently I am getting a new lawn soon...I will be helping...
Mum says it's my burfday today and I am free - silly Mum - I am never free, I herd Dad say I cost loads and loads and Mum needs to stop buyin me things. Ripple
Happy burfday Ripple! You must be bigger than me because three comes after 2. I hope I learn to be as clever as you by the time I’m a three! Stanley
Dear Ripple happy birthday I would give you some doggie chocolates if I hadn't eaten them all. Still the thought was there. Hope you have a fun day your mums great she treats you proper. Xxx Rory
I wood love some doggie chocolates Rory - Mum eets chocolates all the time, specially when we have been to jillity . I'm hoping for ice cream, I luv ice cream - Mum said Sunday is ice cream day (when is Sunday ?) Dad says I must be a grown up boy now - I think free is too little to be a grown up boy. Ripple
Happy Birthday Ripple, big licks Annie and Fred Give her your big eyes look Ripple I am sure that will work for ice cream...........Fred
Thanks guys. I'm still in shock, to be honest. I begged and begged but mum ignored me, then we went out for our morning walk and I was desperate to do anything to get treats (well, I was STARVING) and then she suddenly looked at me funny and got her talkie thing our of her pocket and tapped it and said something to it like....."you-did-feed-him-before-you-left-this-morning-didn't-you" and then she started giggling which I thought was NOT funny and then she started apologising to me which I thought was NOT GOOD ENOUGH and then we got home and I got my breakfast. At last. Pongo (starved)
Yes...we should. I think Stanley knows Law - he will help us. We must do this for all dogs. We should never have to skip a meal. - Coco
Happy Birthday, Ripple! I hope you get lots of treats. Mum's always saying that labradors don't grow up until they're three, but I'm four and I'm not grown up yet. Wispa's old - she's six - but I've even heard mum say it's time she growed up too. Grown up is boring. Don't get boring, Ripple! Tuppy
I know the law! I do! I do! The law is that you must must must get breakfast. It’s the most portant meal of the day and it’s ileeegal not to give us it. If they don’t they have to give us extra breakfast including sosjidges and if not the punishment is that you poo somewhere they won’t see, like their shoe. Stanley
