Don't worry everyone, I'm in Whales and I haven't fallen through anything. Mum says I wouldn't fit. Big Pongo xxx
Oh I'm in trouble. I ate a William Morris cushion again. I can't help it those intricate floral designs drive me wild. Ging was not happy. Was told I'm a naughty boy. Im just silly i know she said what's this with the arts and crafts movement Rory? We had a snuggle on the sofa and I've had a nap so hopefully If i pull some cute faces and it will he fine.
I did poop out a disney princess, a key fob and. A fluorescent green power ball. Do you think flowers would he better Coco?
I went on a run with Mum, first this year! I love going for runs with my Mum. It's brilliant. I saw a bunny! I chased it but then Mum called and I came running back as fast as I could for my ball... but she said, "Sorry Shadow, I forgot your ball, have some kibble instead". OK, I got to sniff it out in the grass but kibble? Instead of a bunny? What was I thinking?! Shadow
I'm glad everyone in Whales is ok and result! Me and Mum made sad eyes at Dad and he said 'ok then Ripple can have some new toys specilly as he's not doin jillity any more' - not doin jillity! Who said I'm not doin jillity . But Mum said we're goin to do jillity in the garden - no Collies, good . And I had a reeelly big ice cream on Sunday, I know it was reeelly big cos it lasted ages (Mum said at least 20 seconds) . Ripple
Collies are kibble-brains. They shout all the time. And their snouts are too pointy and I don’t trust doggos with pointy snouts. They should have nice fat jowly snouts like nice labradogs and Pigs.
Collies are very squeeky so it will he nice to it at home you can concentrate on physics' I'm in the good books again after my arts and crafts madness. I went for a walk and did not pull once. That's once again made me a good boy I'm going to have a sleep in the tile fire place it's hot here again.
I am on ma hollibobz. We went to Scar-bra today. I got a hole tub of van-ill-la eye scream for myself. Dad fed it to me from a little spoon and then I likked the tub out. It was the BEST! Lilly x
I stopped stealin' stuff Pig cos if I don't do it I get to run around the house without being behind the bluddy baby gates. But I really really miss it! Maybe I jus have to learn how to do it more sneakily
Daddy came home early yesterday, and the sofa sploded whilst he had been at work. He never tells me off we just go for a play straight away. Then he cleans it up and says 'same procedure next time?'. But yesterday he brought home his lunch, he said he bought it on way home. It had chips i it so me and Daddy shared his chips, ILOVECHIPS but I never get enough. Maxx you will have to learn it in secret. Best think is take the item when the hoomans are not concentrating and then just walk calmly past them. Once past don't speed up, because then they know. Works everytime, but they are starting to get wise now. Rory I think arts and crafts are better, but a good walk is also good. Lilly I wish I was on holibobs, hope you have a nice time and enjoy 'my' Ice cream... Pig and Ripple - collies are kibble brains, they always think I want to be told where to go. Well not yesterday, I told them and stood my ground...they did not know what to do anymore...kibble brains
Just jump em Maxx that's what I always do. Gates are just a suggestion not a rule, thats what I think anyway
There's a new dog moved into the house nextdoor! He's shorter than me and fatter with a squashed nose. I thought he might have run into a wall. His name is Ronnie. Mother says he didn't run into a wall, his nose is squashed because he is a Pug and my nose is straight and very beautiful because I am a Lab-adore. He's friendly and I like him. The last dog that lived there told me off all the time and I was only allsmall then. Ronnie Pug is my new friend. I am GoodGirlJoy.
Something strange has happened someone has sown the zips shut on my bed how can I throw all the bits round the room now. Ging says it was the pixies I'm not sure if I believe her. Ging says these pixies do all sorts of stuff. Just let me catch em Sowing up my bed.
Oh NO Rory! I also like to throw my bits from my beds all over the place. I do hope we haven't got pixies.What do they look like? What will you do if you catch them? I'm going to flyball now, what if I come back and the pixies have sown up my beds? Please advise. Love from Joy.
Never seen one , just know they do mean things like sow my bed up.lll let you know if I catch one. if they look tasty I'll eat them. Ging told oh that I flounced into the kitchen for a lie down, I did not flounce! You should be ok Joy you haven't eaten the zips apparently they always come if you eat zips. Love Rory
It's bar-bee-q season here, and things are yummier than ever on the table. I've decided to step up my begging game and dogs, it's working. I've gotten chicken AND sausage using this tactic. 2 paws up - highly recommended. Quinn
