Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. edzbird

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    Hip hip hooray! I found my lost ball - thanks Rory :) I went on the same walk this morning, and tried to eat the mud as usual, but it is no longer moist..mum marched up, I thought she was cross at me eating mud, but then she says "well done Coco. Look, your lost ball" and there it was, poking out of the drying mud. So happy. I've got 2 new ones now too.

    Then, and this is the best bit, because I was hot and panty when we got home, we played with the hoze! My favourite thing ever.

    - Coco
     
  2. SwampDonkey

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    We went for our walk it rained so hard ging had to change her pants when we got home. He he he I said pants he he.
     
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    [QUOTE



    I'm definitely doin' something wrong somehow. The mostest I've managed is a piece of ham off the kitchen bench :confused:[/QUOTE]

    She forgot I started taking things so she put it too low. I only learned to take foods last week when she walked away from her sandwich and mums not too happy about it. She keeps telling me "leave it" now
     
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    I'm a good boy, I don't steal food from the counter. I stole 2 slices of ham from dad's plate once, but I didn't know any better, I was new and thought I should take the opportunity presented. Now I'm not new, I know I'll be fed & don't have to snaffle food. I'm such a swot aren't I? Can you guess which half of my Labrador pants are missing?

    - Coco
     
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    Um Coco?

    You know I don’t like to call people kibble-brains unnecessarily but you are exhibiting some dangerous and disturbing ideas here not appropriate for the Labrador forum. You’ll be leading young pupsters like Maxx-with-two-kisses astray with your crazy notions. OF COURSE you have to snaffle food :eek: Admittedly I forgot how to do it for a while but then remembered and swallowed two croissants whole and now I am on the right track again.
     
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    I didn't snaffle food when I first got here...but then the hoomans forgot to keep feeding me lots of treats, so now I have to get my yummies somehow!

    if they want me to stop taking foods, they're just going to start training me again:rolleyes:
     
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    I went to the vets for my yearly check up and its official I am buff.the bum lady was so nice i swooned a bit and ging had to stop me from falling onto her lap. I rubbish at standing up when ladies stroke me.:oops:
     
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    I`m in big trouble, I mean big big trouble , and all cos I rolled about on a dead sheep , I mean , whats wrong with that I ask myself ? Mummy was fuming with me, said I was a filthy dirty little tyke and then, then they did something terrible , they baffed me with a hosepipe and the water was cold , cruel or what !! Nelly x
     
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    Your mum's evil ....... Ging would never wash me with a hose pipe with cold water even if I did roll in a dead sheep, oh apparently she would:eek: Im no help Nell :oops: sorry
     
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    Mummy gots ice cream so I said yes please. And she said no Stanley you’ve had a bad tummy, no Ice cream yet :eek:

    This is the worst day ever!

    Stanley
     
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    Oh I'm going to find me a dead sheep so's I can get hozed....that's what I'm going to do.

    Aww Stanley. Poor you, matey. Mum had a ice cream-on-a-stick today, but said "no Coco, sorry - it's covered in chocolate, dogs can't have chocolate, it's poisonous" :( I did a proper sad face so she stuck her finger in it and let me lick it - oh my! It was amazing. Then she did it again, but got ice cream all down her hand and up her arm. Guess who obliged?..

    - Coco
     
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    I had tuna and the best bit is ging doesn't hardly cook it. I had my jections today so I need building up.i was so brave and gave the bum woman kisses too.
     
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    I got my lunch at 4 o'clock. I don' normally get lunch. Sofee an mum hav gon out.
    Shud I be wurreed?
    Lilly x
     
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    If they had gone out and not fed you I would worry about a bum vet visit with magic gas, but they fed you so they've gone shoppin. Now this is Moo wisdom when they come back they might be a bit giggly and friendly if they are look so ooooo sad and starved and they will feed up again loads. So don't worry might he a win win xxxxx
    Rory
     
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    Fankz Rory.
    Will keep me pawz crossd.
    Thiz dussent happen mutch.
    Lilly x
     
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    You're very welcome pretty lady:oops:
     
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    Mum went to hooman sisters burfday. I had to stay home and I was hot so I had a big big drink but there was no one to take me for a wee :( , I did wees on the floor :oops:.

    Mum was upset when she got home - but not at me :shake: , she was upset for leaving me. That's good I think - perhaps next time I can go to burfdays.

    Ripple
     
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    Phew!
    They came home.
    Got ma gravy bones
    Snugged in bed.
    Lilly x
     
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    Birthdays are fun Ripple.
    There is alwayz foooood ! :D
    Hope you getz next time.
    Lilly x
     
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    Grandad came by today...we always go to interesting places with Grandad, and he brings the pack. Toby and Cloe show me how to behave, and the new things aren't scary.

    We went to the park where mum likes to go and there were lots of dogs and some said Hello. Mum got a bit annoyed with my pulling and made me wear the Halti, which ruined the fun a bit. But I wasnt' scared at all with all the people and dogs.....and I jumped REALLY high to get on the stage! I don't know why they wouldn't let me jump back down again...it was only about 4 times as tall as meo_O

    Mum was probbly afraid I'd hurt my legs...she's a bit funny that way....
     
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