Ripple I dont think it is one of those special cones by the seeside. I only have mine at home...maybe I am missing something and being cheated here Daddy something smells fishy round here....
They baffd me! I don't believe it, but they baffd me! I'd worked really hard to get the poo onto both sides of my neck and ears and i smelled fantastic. Other dogs i met today came up and admired me for the great smell. Dad even drove home with the car windows open so everyone could enjoy it. Then they tricked me into the baff. Just for that I'm going to wriggle on the bed all night to keep them awake.
Ok guys it’s gettjfn serious now. I’ve had nothing off anyone’s plate for week. WEEKS! Mummy keeps saying she’s not having me poorly again. It was clearly not the food mummy.. it must’ve been something else. I’m sosososo hungry only getting two measly meals a day. And a bit of supper. And some treats on my walk. BUT THAT IS IT. I’m going to have to start stealing. Stanley
Stealing is norty. I pick up and eat things while we're walking. It makes them feel gilty so they give me more treats to walk away from it. Also, try licking the small tables. they always leave biskit crumbs on them after coffy.
Do you have children? I can usually get extra stuff from my children...specially the GIRLS! I give them my best sad blinky eyes an they make funny noises like they're gonna cry then they give me things. It's SOOOOO hot outside today! Mum tried to walk me but we only went downt ot he tracks an home. I laid down on the sidewalk. Maybe dad will feel bad for me an take us to Petsmart to walk later.........
It's rainin'! Or it was...sun is out again now. There were lots of puddles on the walk with Dad this morning. An it was really dark 'cos of the clouds. An even better...when we got to the dog park my TWO best frends were there - Spenser AND Roscoe! We played bitey face and they chewed my ears. Everyone sez I have lovely silky ears, just ripe for chewin'. I don like it but what can a pup do about it? Wen it was hot Mum used to give me ice cubes to crunch. So ask for those. Sometimes she would make them out of vegetables or even chikkin...mmmmm. It's not hot now an I like it much better.
Dad didn't get much sleep last night. I pounced on him three times last night and wriggled a lot. That'll teach him to baff me.
Lots of people came to our house last evening for a comity meeting - whatever that is. Mumsie got in a bit of a flap telling Daddy Hooman she was worried about me jumping up at people. What, moi? I showed her, I was a purrfect girl and gave them all my best body wags and then lay down on my blanket and snoozed. They never even shared their biscuts with me or Sky who lurked under the table all evening . Mean or what? Red
Oh Red! That is not on. Biscuits is for sharing with dogs every time! We need to think up a stratigee for the next comity meeting. - Coco
You need to train the comity peeple. They clearly don't understand the way of the biskit. I find that drooling gently on someone's knee is very effective at getting someone to give me a biskit.
I'm getting worried. I've been watching Mum put the kibble in our bowls and she always uses a scoop thing to measure it (I usually have more than Wispa - yay!). BUT recently she's been taking bits of kibble OUT of the scoop thing before she puts it in our bowls. What's going on? Am I being deprived? Heeeelp! Tuppy
Mums training has been comin along reeelly well. Today I took her to an over growan feeld and she took the long line thing off herself, then I went and hid in the grass so she blewed the whistle and I came back and got sqeeezy cheeeze. I did this lots of times and she's gettin the hang of it quite nicely , I wos reeelly pleesed with her today. Ripple
Ginny is sleepin'. She's ALWAYS sleepin'. Doesn't she know that there's mis-cheef to be had?! Squidge
Mum's at home today Yay! But we all sleept in 'cos she didn't have to get up early so I missed the early crowd at the dog park. There were only two cranky old things and they didn want to play. But but but there was a surprise in my treat bag! Sossig! So I came back every time Dad called me an Mum was most impressed
Is there a chance you can "earn" the bits she's taken out? Or, horror of horrors....are you on a DIET ? - Coco
So I went to see the Bum-Man-Lady yesterday. She was very good, she had no interest in my bum at all. I didn't want to go in at first, but she was such a nice lady, she stole my heart. She said I was handsome (so obviously she was good at her job). She fussed and ruffled me. She knelt down next to me, very comforting. She let me sniff all her instruments before she used them on me. She cleaned my poorly ear, which felt amazing and she let me sniff the black gunk on the pad - I didn't want to eat it though. Then she put some Magic Drops in, again, it felt soooo nice. I didn't want to leave. Mum is putting the Magic Drops in now, she's quite good at it. This morning, after she'd done it - and I have to say, having the Magic Drops is a treat in itself - I remained seated and stared at the bag of teeth cleaning treats. "Oh Coco! You're such a chancer" she said, as she gave me a fish cube. Result! - Coco
Pig-daddy was emptying the kitchen bin last night and the bag broke and all the bin exploded everywhere. I got one-week-old sea bream and hollandaise on my head. It was the best night of my life. Love, the Pig x
