I've hurt my Willie it's saw but ging says if I don't stop kicking it it will fall off does anybody know if this is true. I'm worried now ging says it just a small insect bite or scratch but it feels massive mmmmmmassive she just laughs and says boys often feel that about small things. She's not very nice or caring or sympathetic,. What happens if my best bit drops off? Rory unloved
Oh no Rory! Mine got stuck out once. Mummy had to hold a cold cloth on it - all my dignity was gone! Mummy said I thought I had it bad.. she was the one holding a cloth on a dogs willy Stanley
I played Hoze! I played Hoze! I played Hoze! Yes, I did play with the Hoze 3 times (so far) today. The last one was the best cuz mum had got her hammuck out and was lazing on it and I kept sidling up with Hoze, she can't get off it quickly so she is just stuck there - crikey she squeaks high and loud. So funny. I am soaked again. I believe we are having a barbeecue tonight..mmm sossij..... - Coco
We went out this morning to a place called Charlestown , Mummy says its where pol dark is filmed, there was a recked old ship and nowt else really , boring but Mummy liked it cos she likes pol dark , she says pol dark is on telly tonite so we wont get much sense out of mummy , Nelly xx
Nor here - my mum always drinks beer at barbeecues....disaster! They've started already, "we'll just share one", & I've not even been fed yet. They don't light the fire thing 'til Dog's Teatime. I guess I'll be the responsible adult later.. - Coco
I got to chase bubbles today!!! Mum handed them over in the garden and I was so busy chasing them that I ran into a fence.
You must get your dad to buy you one, Holly! Mum says ours is a left-over toddler pool that she got for about £5. It’s like a big shell, but it’s not made of the same stuff as shells on the beach. When it’s hot in the garden it’s filled with water (when the water squirty thing is working properly) and we jump in and out. I even lie in it if I’m very hot. Tuppy likes dropping her ball in it and then trying to get it out again. We had a big blowy-up one that the mini-hoomans could nearly swim in, but that silly Tuppence Creature caught it with her claws and so it wasn’t blowy-up any more. Wispa
Just lie down in the garden and pant... lots. That might work. (Don't let him get a blowy-up one though.) Wispa
Me and Sky have been on our hollydays with Mumsie and Daddy Hooman. We stayed in a tent. Everyday we went to the beach and I ran and ran and swam for the first time in the sea. Sky helped me as she loves to swim. I helped her on our long walks as she walks a bit slow now so I kept running back and just checking she was ok. Mumsie kept saying to Daddy Hooman that that was so sweet. Sky and me are very tired even though we have only watched the tent being put away and had a long ride home in the car. Looking forward to my bed. Mumsie says she can’t wait to be back in her bed again. It’s been a great hollyday. Mumsie says when all the photos have been looked at she will put some on here of me and my best buddy Sky - I love her. A very tired happy Red.
Oh, Mother likes pol dark too. Hmm... no fun while that's happening. Unite and rebel,labradors of the world, that's what I say.Let's have more chews while the hoomans do the pol dark thing! I am GoodGirlJoy! Pol dark should come with treats for good dogs. Mother says bed time now. Can't we have one more play?
I keep having indoor play sessions with Mum. It’s all a bit strange because we normally play outside. I like it though because I get lots of fish cubes and balls balls balls and it’s all about me! Precisely as it should be. Parrently she’s doing a coors to make me brave. If this means more balls I’m good with that! Willow
I peeked over Mum's shoulder when she was looking at a video and I saw you with the hose Coco! It looked like lots of fun and you have a very hansom tail. My tail don have feathers like yours. We don play hose now 'cos it's cold. Mum goes to work too early an I don even get up when they do now cos I'm too warm an cosy in my bed So I was under the table listenin' in like I do an I've herd more about this yoo-rup thing. Then it occurred to me! THAT'S WHERE THE MONSTER-HORNED-JAGGED-BEAK Munty things are! They might get eaten up and I'll be a doggie orphan and no-one will feed me Mum said she doesn't know if she can leave me for 6 weeks. I don know what that means but I don like the sound of it. I'll be a grown up boy by then she said - 2 years old - so maybe I'll understand more then? I'm not even 1 yet so I don know why they are talking about it already 'cept something about freequen flying points and having to book a year in advance. Crazy these hoomans Mum said maybe they can meet some of the doggies on the forum but how can they do that without me?
Don’t worry little Maxx-with-two-kisses, i’ll get the munty-beasties before they get your mum and dad. It’s the least I can do. GNAAARGH KILL KILL CHASE HUNT ARGHHAHAHA love Indie Pindie x
Maxx what’s you do is you gets poorly. You have to plan it perfectly though or it doesn’t work. You have to get ill enough far enough before they go for them to realise you’re poorly and haven’t just eaten something silly but close enough to their holiday that they don’t go. Worked a treat for my mummy and daddy. Although I think mummy’s still a bit upset and her eyebrows are now like slugs Stanley
Thanks Indie Pindie....yes please kill those munty beasties before they hurt my Mum and Dad. Will The Pig help too?
Nah the Pig is boring. She will probably be curled up in her nest wanting cuddles and doing what she’s told. If you want something doing, ask me, Indie Pindie! Available for all your problems involving munty-beasties, also I specialise in phessies, bunnies, and partridges. Oh and fat pidgeys. Also if you have any problems with too many croissants on a table, I can sort that too, no extra charge.
