Guys! GUYS!! Yesterday I got a new friend, his name is CARBON and he is a magick dog! He came with lovely EMILEEE @Emily_BabbelHund and he made a huge loaf of bread drop from the sky! Yes he did he did he did. And he came running out of the house with it and it was bigger than his head and he shared it with me. And mum and dad laughed and Emileee made squeaky noises and then dad got some of the bread but Carbon got most of it. I think he is magicmagicmagic, how did he do that? And then after that we played a bit and he found lots of dad's golf balls but then he didn't want to play so much and lay down and said something about "oooooooooo tengo dolor de estomago" which doesn't make any sense at all. And so we didn't play so much but I lay and looked at him and he is a magic dog. I love him.
Last nite , the hoomans were looking at the telly , there were some Plice dogs , they were well cool ! Daddy said that maybe I could be a Plice dog , and that he could put a stiker on the car thing saying K9 Unit , do not proach ! Mummy sed he is bonkers , but I don't no , maybe he has had a good idea for once , fink I wud like to be a Plice dog , Nelly xx
Nelly I think the plice need a smol doggo sometimes to catch smol criminals. Like, goblins and things Because, big plice dogs are too big for that. You could be a Plice Dog for Tiny Norties.
I am in trouble I think I have a nice lady who comes to walk me while mummy and daddy go to the worky place but today the nice lady left a box of tasties on seat next to me in the car and I didnt want to hurt her feelings so I ate them all. There were quite a few but I like a challenge. Now I havent had any dinner and mum and dad keep taking me outside when I am trying to sleep. (Ps my tummy feels a bit big....)
I am at my grandparents place these days. They are a bit silly and keep their strawberries up high in wooden boxes with nets over them. I still don't understand why, but since I am a very helpful dog, I jumped up to check that the net was still in place and non of the birds had stolen any berries. My grandma was not happy at all. She even told me "No, get down" in a very firm voice and I jumped down again right away because I am a good dog. Despite being so helpful, she told my mum about it, making me sound like a naughty dog! I was betrayed by my own grandma! ▪ Frodo
Oh Frodo, you were only helping!! I am a helpful gardn dog too; my silly hoomans have put difficult chickin wire around all the tastiest bits of the gardin, so I have learnt to jump like a big boy to show them how to get to the tasty gardin. I am very clever. Yesterday I showed off my big boy jump and my she-hooman said "onoKipper, Ithortwe'dfixedit" and I chewed some of the tasty plantz and then ran round the garden and wagwagwagwagged. I LUFF purpel sprowtin brockoli! Yum yum yum. It was very little though, not enuff. My hoomans say now we won't have any for Winta, but I don't think Winta should have any, I should haff it ALL because I am a Good Boy. * Kipper *
But Kipper, your hoomans did fix it! The chickens were kept out while you could still jump in and get your vegetables. ▪ Frodo
There's tenshun. Dad said mum made me worser behaved because of her way of training an she said it was cos he ignores it. Mum cried. I don like tenshun
What you Ave to understand little matey is dad's can be proper d**ks. You mum cried cos she didn't want to strangle your dad. It's hard for mums they sometimes have 2 pups to train at once. Give your mum kisses they always help.
Be really good for your Mum today. Sounds like she needs your kisses. Rory gives good advice (mostly....but he is a boy.....) Lilly x
Whenever my daddy tries to tell my mummy off she tells him to eff off. It seems to work, your mummy could try that! Stanley
I no all about tenshun Maxx . Every time Mum goes away there's tenshun wen she comes back. Dad always gets my dinners rong. This time he put lots of my different dinners in the same bag to make it 'eesier' - Mum is not happy as now there all mixed up - she says she doesn't no 'wots wot'. I tried to tell him . Ripple
To be honest when ging goes into hospital she just crosses her fingers and hopes for the best. There used to be 5 of us and as long as none of us had starved when she got back she was relieved. She got to the stage where she just put things back to normal and just forgot about it. Beardy used to give us too much or the wrong stuff but we survived. You just have to be brave. PS I'm very in touch with my feminine side LIlli Kisses never hurt anyone
Daddy once tried to tell mummy that she was using the long line wrong when they were teaching me recall when I was young. Pig-mummy said how would daddy know because he refused to read the training book. They argued and she said daddy was a kibble-brain and threw the Total Recall book at him. It landed on the floor and so I ate the first page because I am a Helpful Pig. Pig-mummy cried and Pig-daddy turned on the TV and forgot what Pig-mummy was crying about. That was two years ago and he still hasn’t read the Total Recall book. I hope there was nothing useful on the first page. Love, the Pig x
Oh Pig, my hoomans had bad barking over the Total Recall book too, the he-hooman wuddent read it but also was an expert on it so they growled and it ended up with the he-hooman watching telly and the she-hooman whining in the gardin. Don't wurry Maxx-with-two-kisses, I think this is a fault in the dads' breeding and socialisation. Lots of kisses for your mum, she is a Good Hooman. Rory is also now my dog-guru. * Kipper *
