Small Black Dog is a thief!

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  1. David

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    Convicted yesterday of the theft of an entire piece of Brie. Sentenced to no supper or treats that night. Punishment continued into next day when the perpetrator of said act had much problems with the pooping. Now resting but not contrite. ;D

    We had a barbecue yesterday with muggins here out in the pouring rain burning the meat as standard practice. Well I was actually under a gazebo well set up with my Planter's chair, radio and beers. 8) We had some of our family and some old friends all with their children, wives, husbands, and 3 grandchildren (not all ours), so a pretty full house. All went well and Lady was very good and it was the first time she had been required to endure doggy grandchildren aged 2, 3 and 4 who made a fuss of her and tried to play with her, poke her, pat her, climb on her etc. All the usual stuff, and she endured it all without as much as the hint of any impatience or any open mouths. She did hide under the dining table after a while though. Very pleased with her.

    The brie incident happened when we were tidying up after they had all gone. OH left the cheeseboard on the kitchen table for just a second and she was in and off in a flash. Doh!

    Oh well - an area of training where we (mainly me) have failed. ;D
     
  2. JulieT

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    Re: Small Black Dog is a thief!

    Brie-gate!

    Surely a girl is entitled to a little treat for being such a good girl though?

    Poop dept and cheese - yes, recognise that!
     
  3. bbrown

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    Re: Small Black Dog is a thief!

    Is Lady heading off the rails David? Has she got in with a bad crowd? Maybe the cows are leading her astray.....
     
  4. Oberon

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    [quote author=bbrown link=topic=2353.msg22528#msg22528 date=1377420984]
    Is Lady heading off the rails David? Has she got in with a bad crowd? Maybe the cows are leading her astray.....
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    LOL ;D

    Watch out - Brie theft is a gateway to a lifetime of more serious criminal activity. Next time it'll be a whole Parmagiano Reggiano.
     
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    Lady is on a right mischief run isn't she,bet she's having a right chuckle to herself .....x
     
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    ;D
    Bet she was in seventh heaven - felt it rightful reward for her endurances ;D
     
  7. David

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    Re: Small Black Dog is a thief!

    [quote author=bbrown link=topic=2353.msg22528#msg22528 date=1377420984]
    Is Lady heading off the rails David? Has she got in with a bad crowd? Maybe the cows are leading her astray.....
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    Barbara. No she's not heading off the rails. She was never on them to start with. ;D
     
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    Ooh brie, lovely choice Lady ;D Helen xx
     
  9. David

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    Yes I wondered about that. It was a particularly nice creamy one. She had the choice of that, stilton or cheddar. She went for quality not quantity. ;D
     
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    ;D ;D ;D
     
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    Good girl Lady, always quality over quantity can't go wrong ;) Helen x
     
  12. kateincornwall

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    Boot camp for Lady , she is on the slippery slope for sure ::)

    My name is Lady, I am a thief ::)
     
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    Brodick would get a dog crush on Lady....she has his fullest admiration for that great bit of food thievery....
     

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