You can borrow Tuppy any time and for as long as you like - how soon can your mum and dad pick her up? Wispa
Ooh lucky you Ella. Sticky hands are the best! Then sticky ears, sticky feet, sticky faces, sticky knees...oh I really fancy a lick right now. Dad's at work & mum doesn't like being licked...I do sneak one when I'm really desperate though...she doesn't shout at me..she just goes "eeww Coco!" - Coco
Absolutely NO brothers and sisters here. It's taken me four years to train mum and dad. After all that time the last thing I want is somebody coming in to undo all my hard work.
If you hurry up and give me your address, I'll post her to you. She's such a titch if I squish her hard enough I'll get her in a jiffy bag, I think. Charlie
Pongo, you should definitely get a little sister. Don't get a little brother like I did, they grow up bigger than you! Though my mom says you're already really big, so maybe you wouldn't have the same issue as me. Odie
I've had a great day! I got my two normal walks, and my promised holiday outing. I got to go to a new place - there was some old house there, and Mum wanted to look round the posh bits of the garden, but I said no way because the parkland was too good to waste any time poking about in some boring old rose gardens and what's to see in a rose garden in December anyway? (Plus, they never like you peeing on the ornamentals so there is never any point!). We went back to the vet's on the way home. Loads of treats for just being in the vet's! All you've got to do is stand there, and you get your faced stuffed with treats! What's not to like? On the way out, while Mum was paying the bill, I met a Sheep Farmer. Oh boy, I have never, ever met anyone that smelled so good. I went into one of those delicious trances, when the smells just dance in front of you and your ears stop working and all you can do is glue your nose to the smell. I woke up after about 10 minutes and managed to remove my nose from his trousers. Mum looked all embarrassed, dunno why. I peed on the Christmas tree on the way out, too. And get this! Dad has just said that we are having Fish and Chips for supper! That's brill. Because what Mum doesn't know is that Dad gets the Fish and Chips from the pub and he always says we have to wait for ages to get them, but we don't - he gets a pint and I get a packet of pork scratchings! Hahahaha! We're off soon! And it's a good long walk to the pub! Short Dumb Blonde has to stay at home on account of how she's too stupid to behave properly in the pub.
Oh wow, Charlie, what an excellent day, especially the pub bit! Let's hope Short Dumb Blonde never learns to behave properly there - can you fix it? Sounds like a good Sanctuary for Abused Big Brothers (and Sisters). Wispa
Nar-nar-na-nar-nah! Me an Mum are having girly time - we are doing our nails! Which involves cuddling up to Mum and getting loads of tweets! So far, anyway! Betsy
I'm so jealous Charlie - your day sounds amazing! My mum keeps talking to dad about getting me a baby sister but dad keeps saying no. I'm glad about that as it means everything in the house is mine (including mum and dad, their bed, my Hooman sisters bed, the sofa - you get the picture), but mum keeps asking as she says dad usually gives in after a few weeks......I hope not! I'm really looking forward to Thursday as mum keeps telling me we are going to see my friends for the afternoon.....I want to know which friends but she said she can't tell me coz I will get too excited and will sit by the door wanting to go straight away. I hope it's someone good!!
That's sounds, good, Harley! And! And! Dad said the magic words! Two Fish and Chips and an extra fish! He said Mum won't moan on account of me being very thin after being Moby Dick. Burp. Charlie
I love having a toy boy. I like to bite his ears in the morning and making him squeel is the best. An old girls got to have a hobby
Oh gosh, Harley..... MY mum says that I'm going to see some friends on Thursday too! You don't think..... maybe...... could it be...... ???
Wow, wow, wow.......sounds like it could be.......I really really really really hope so......I'm going to see PONGO YAY YAY For those of you who don't know, Pongo is a very special friend who lets me lie on his bed and chases my tail!
There's a brown thing in my house. She's very loud but quite boring. Mum says I might be allowed to take her out in the garden later. I'm not sure how I feel about that, to be honest. Willow
