Harley don't forget to give your mummy extra Labrador licks when she is poorly. I always try and lick in my mummy's ear when she feels unwell.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I was so excited that mum couldn't get anything but a blurry photo of us opening our presents. It's MY Santa stick, Wispa! Tuppy x
It's not yours, Tuppence! It's for sharing - but then, you wouldn't know anything about sharing! AND you've bitten the end off it now, so mum's put it away. I think Santa should take you away next year. That would be my best Christmas present! Wispa
OK - I've discovered something even tastier than farmyard poo. Yes, honestly. Roast Duck. Charlie you were SO right about duck. I had some last night, and while Mum&Dad were tucking into what I would say was obscene amounts of it, I could not take my eyes off the remains of the dead duck in the kitchen. They give me "duck & rice" kibble - but I'm telling you, that is nothing next to ROAST DUCK. It just doesn't compare. That's all I want now. Roast duck. - Coco
Oh yes, CoCo, roast duck is really the best. It's all gone now though. Although the leftovers in general are of a good quality these holidays! It's really good if your Mum knows you like roast duck. Get her to use some as training treats then do this: the first time she uses roast duck you have to do everything she wants - absolutely perfectly. She'll be blown away by her use of roast duck, then will try it again. Now, this is where a variable schedule of reward comes in because you can mostly go back to how you normally want to be, but just show your Mum brief glimpses of perfection, enough keep her hoping that if she continues to use roast duck, she'll eventually get the first performance again. It's worked with my Mum for years now. She has even been known to roast me a duck before Gundog training. I don't want to boost, but I'm very pleased with that bit of training, I have to say. Charlie
Mums put lamb in the slow cooker. I love love LOVE lamb. But that cooker is slow. It's been on forever. Mum says if I'm really good on my walk then I can have some for my dinner. I'm really really going to try and be good. I hope I don't see any other dogs or leaves to get me in trouble Stanley
Boast away Charlie, you've done really well to get your Mum to the stage where she will roast a duck JUST FOR YOU! I feel like I'm climbing a mountain. Mine has just stripped the carcass - YAY! I think, but NO, she has called it "left-overs" and she prides herself on making person-dinners out of these "left-overs" I did help though . Stanley - Leave the leaves - Coco
Had a lovely long walk today - Mum said she was sick of coo King and was going to have some me time, and that was ME! We went to the beach and I had squid biscuits, Turkey, dead crab and POO (Mum didn't give me the last two things I had to find them myself ). I played with lots of other dogs, chased my ball into the sea, then walked for miles. Mum said it blowed the cobwebs away, but I didn't see them go (I don't really like cobwebs cos they stick to my face and make me sneeze so I'm glad they blowed away). quite sleepy now Ripple zzzzzzzzzzzz
I was good!!!' I didn't chase any leaves - I said hello to some doggies but only when mum said I could. I can have lamb, I can, I can! Infact, mum said I can have dads too because he didn't do the jobs he was supposed to do. Silly dad didn't get the message if you're good you get lamb Stanley
Does anyone know how to get stuff out of a Wheelie Bin? I saw the duck bones go in there...There must be a way to get them out again, it's such a waste. PS I've tried barking at the men who come & take the stuff out of the Wheelie Bin, but they always manage to get it before they run away. - Coco
Oh Stanley can I have some advice please, I'm just rubbish at walking passed other dogs when Im on the lead. I just want to play and play. I couldn't have any cheese because I said hello to a little black doggie. Very disappointed in myself on one level but I was soooo good at grandma's new apartment we went out and found a cafe in the high street. They love dogs especially me they said wow what a well behaved doggie.
Moo does but she said if she told you you'd have you share anything you got. Its all about hitting it in the right place toppling it and the lids easy after that. She also does a class in how to open zips
I had a bwig bwig shock today my doggy friends - mummy went for a fing called a 'shower' and I was a wittle wuwwied, then suddenly my BED EXPLODED!! Vewy wuwwying! Mollie xx
Now, Mollie, be honest! Didn't you just help it a tiny bit? I think you must have been taking lessons from That Tuppence Creature, because she knows how to make cuddly toys explode! NEVER do that to your bed, though. You don't want to sleep on the hard floor, do you? I'm sure you'll be good next time you're worried and just snuggle down and dream of happy things. Wispa x PS It wasn't Tatze's bed, was it? TTC would be in VERY BIG TROUBLE if she did that to my bed, even BIGGER than doing it to her own...
I've just licked out a cream tub. Does anyone know how to get the cream offf the top of my nose? My tongue can't quite reach it.
