Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    Met that weird woman again. I have to be good when I go to her house. I am but she nags Rory sit Rory sit Rory sit. I don't have to do as she says I am very suspicious of her. I usually give her the wall eye look and ignore her. She always does it when ging is out of the room. she's easy to ignore but beardy was laughing and did my sit hand signal. I sat straight away I don't mind doing it for him.ging just laughs . I don't like that woman or her man
     
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    This morning was so exciting ! On the way to the woods , we saw one of those white wooly things , running down the middle of the lane , silly thing . Mummy got out of the car and tried to get it back in the field , I was jumping about , why didn't she let me help ? Well , the wooly thing was a bit scared and making a funny noise , then another car stopped and a man got out to help Mummy . They got the silly thing cornered and my Mummy pounced , I mean really pounced and grabbed its legs and then the man got the front end , oh it was making such a racket and, it was filthy too . Mummy and the man carried the wooly thing to the gateway and put it back in the field with its friends , result Mummy ! When she got back in the car , she stank , it was awful so we had to have the windows open , she was quite cross with Daddy , and all because he said she smelled bad ! Mummy has cleaned herself up now , thank goodness , and so all is well , Sam x
     
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    I had the bestest day ever yesterday! It started off a bit rubbish because mummy was that hungover thing again. So we had to sit on the couch until she could "cope with life".

    But then she got up and she said sorry and we went for a walk. We saw my friends Archie and Mia so I played with them for agesssss! Then we went to see nana and grandad. Ilovethemilovethem.

    They have the best garden. I ran sound smelling all the smells and chasing all the leaves and stealing with sweeping brush. Then I went in and nana said look what I've got and gave me a pigs ear. But then she looked at mummy and said "is he allowed it". I was really worried that mummy would say no, but she didn't. She did say that she'd reduce my tea for it though :(

    Then we went to see my great nana. And she is great! She gave me lots of biscuits and I didn't even have to do any tricks for them. And she kept saying what a good boy I am and how shiny my coat is. Mummy says she's really old so I have to be gentle so I was and sat calmly while she stroked me.

    Then we came home and Daddy gave me my tea and mummy forgot to tell him to give me less :D

    What a day - I hope today is as good.

    Stanley
     
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    Now and again the old girl takes me to a Trainer --- she forgot her whistle last time!!! He lent her one and she lost it ! oh I laughed but the Trainer man he did lots of funny eye rolling:facepalm: Then he said to her " your whistle is like your underwear:D it goes on first and comes off last
     
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    What's under wear?
     
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    Under wear is called "protective pants" in our house - when one of them gets out of bed, I race to get my nose in before they can don their protective pants. Haha

    - Coco
     
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    Well this morning was a mix of good and bad..... on my walk I saw some lovely exciting dogs waaaayyy down the road, so I ranranran to play with them.... I could hear mum and dad both calling me but hey, so what. That was really nice.

    But then mum and dad started shouting at each other and I heard my name a few times in there, and now they are being grumpy and snarly with each other. Dad's ignoring me and mum's all quiet. I'm going to hide out in the other room until my pack is happy again.

    I really don't understand my hoomans.

    Pongo
     
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    Oops!
    Fur sure hide for a bit Pongo, they will forget soon.....
    Lilly x
     
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    Oh no, Pongo!

    You need to get those humans of yours better trained! We went to the beach today and there was lots of dogs. I had to go and say hello to them all and mummy and daddy could not catch me.

    Everyone was SO happy to see me though :D it was a great game.

    Mummy caught me eventually and said I'm lucky everyone is so tol-a-rant with me. And daddy said I'm a daft dog. But then my lead had to go on. :(

    Then we had fish and chips and I got to share. It was SO yummy!

    Yep - I've got those fools right where I want them.

    Stanley
     
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    Dad still won't play with me :(
     
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    Try stealing his slipper and playing with him?
    L x
     
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    Done that. Put it in his lap and everything. Gave him my very best play-bow and pounced on him. Nuffin. :( :( :(
     
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    Oh Pongo :(

    Have you tried eyes with a head tilt? That usually works when my dad is grumpy :(.

    I was in a bit of trouble with my dad today too for going to introduce myself to a collie who was over the otherside of beck :(.
     
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    Ging took the special bag out with us. I love that bag it got some toys in there. The best toys ever and a football :heart: I love footballs. Best walk ever.

    I cheered her up with my football sits and cavorting.
     
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    I'm going to take mum round the garden now and then go to sleep and I hope dad is happy again in the morning.
    I don't know what is wrong with him.
    Pongo
     
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    Oh Pongo, our dads can be very strange can't they. I would play with you if mummy would bring me over........oh, boring mummy said it's too late!!
    Sending you big licks and kisses :*
     
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    Pongo, hope your dad is mended this morning. Mine can't keep his grumpy-boots on all night. Paws crossed..

    - Coco
     
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    I heard my Mummy and Daddy talking last night , it seems Daddy is picking up a new car this morning , he says things are going to be very different , whatever that means ! He reckons it has to be kept clean , no fun there then ! Also , Mummy was on that box thing , the one where she writes to people and buys things , she says she has ordered me a special towelly robe to wear when I`ve been for walks ! That's my street cred gone then , if she is going to start dressing me up , not happy at all , Sam x
     
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    The towelly robes are really nice and warm Sam, I love wearing mine. I don't care if my street cred is gone, I'm loving the warmth :) I bet you will look really handsome in yours x
     
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    Oh I don't the something very lovely about and damp gent in a bath robe looking slightly touzzled.:*

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