Today we walked through the woods to the Pet shop, I love it in there I had a special treat but then something really exciting happened when we walked by the supermarket I saw a whole baguette on the floor, and played tug with mummy, she wanted it too but I saw it first. She's getting quick and I only got a little bit of it. Mummy said there are some stupid people round here. I'm pleased I got cheese for letting mummy win the bread, can't say fairer than that.
A dog tried to eat my bum today he was massive. My bum fit in his mouth my whole bum. He was called Bob Ive met smaller ponies. He was only 8 months old he was nice and just wanted to play but ginger told him not to be too ruff. She cuddled him and told how sweet he was and we played running about until we were a bit puffed. We went but Bob would not go but ging stood in front of me and told him to go his head is level with her shoulder but she is a very bossy monkey and he got the message. we had a fun walk , but when we were going home Bob came back I was on my lead and ginger told Bob no go away now no more ruff play. He went away I don't blame him she is very fierce. She Said no over grown great Dane child is going to damage you Rory he's only playing but he is silly . I didn't like it when he tried to bite my bum. Now I know how tiny dogs feel. A jogger slipped and fell we had to help him he was ok just grazed and shaken he nearly died when Bob came running up. He thought a lab was big until he saw Bob. We sat him on a bench until he was feeling better and Bob had gone. I think he was scared of Bob. We had a rub down a really nice tea when we get home and snuggles in the sofa I'm tired
Well not impressed with my day and early evening yesterday. Both hoomans came home and I did my usual song and dance of seeing them. We played outside, but daddy said it was to hot after a while 36c. Silly Nana Carole did not turn the A/C on during the day. So was very hot in the house, but I laid on the tiles downstairs...mummy told her off and put it on. Daddy then pushed some buttons and said it will be on during the day. Well we finally went out as I saw daddy getting everything ready for the beach. But we drove straight past our turning. I thought maybe we are going to a new part of the beach. But oh no, we where going to the bum-lady...not happy at all. She is very nice, but I find it really unecessary to stick something up there every time I see her.... Anyhow I got fully checked and have a clean bill off health as my hoomans are very worried as I was not eating. Then she even had the cheeck to say I could do with going on a small diet. I know mummy does that, and she always looks really down about it...does not sound like fun. Apperantly I need less food as I am now nearly fully grown...less food is not an option...does she not know who I am.. I was in a right sulk on way home, until I realised that we where heading to the beach. Oh boy that was fun, I got to swimrunswimrollaroundinsandswim....said hello to loads of dogs and hoomans. Then we had to go as it was getting dark. Silly sun going down when I am having fun. Daddy said we will be doing more excersise and less food from now on. Especially swimming in the sea...I love swimming and daddy will swim next to me...might just lay on his back for the ride... OK time for a morning nap as have to concerve my energy now that I am getting less food...not sure I agree I have a very good body so the mirror says on the floor Vanilla
I`ve heard THEM talk about Karma , don't know who he or she is but I think its been to visit, because my towelling robe arrived this morning and guess what ? Its too small !!!! I am so pleased , Daddy said I could wipe that smug look off my face
Sorry to hear about you trip to the bum-lady, Vanilla. Bloomin' cheek saying you need to go on a "small diet". Try targeting Nana Carole for some extras. - Coco
Coco, I know the cheek. Problem is Nana Carole won't give any as she has been told by mummy. I have given my puppy eyes at daddy and mummy all evening, but no good. Not a happy puppy, and stamping my paws is not helping at all...need to sleep on a new plan. Vanilla
I just had the best morning of my whole entire life! Dad brought me into the bedroom to see mommy because she was sleeping. I always go up to the side of the bed and wake her with big licks, as I'm not aloud on the bed. Too big and wiggley they say. Well this morning dad said the magic word 'up'. Wow! So I jumped up as fast as I could before he changed his mine and I jumped on Mom and licked her to death. I also gave dad's pillow a wash and licked it. Then I got really cozy and snuggled. Can't wait for tomorrow morning!!
Last night we went to my favourite park...I could see some humans with really bright balls, tons of them, at the other side. I played fetch with mum for awhile, but then I couldn't stand it any longer. I saw one of the bright balls come near me and I remembered them from when I was small, SOFT BALLS from a game with hitting and running on sand. SO fun to chew. So I ran sooo fast and joined them and picked up ball after ball while the strangers chased me. It was SO fun...mum was far away and I have no idea why she didn't join in. Finally, mum arrived and I had to get my leash on and leave. I don't know why. I LOVE balls. Quinn
I'm looking after my mum today. Dad is working away again and mum is poorly. I've given her lots of licks and snuggles and the really good thing today was that Oli (he picks me up to walk him) doesn't usually come on a Tuesday, but today he did. We were gone reallyreallyreally long - mum said it was over 2 hours. I was so tired afterwards that I snuggled up to mum and fell asleep. I hope she's better soon coz she's not very playful today.
Oh no, Harley, that is not good! I like your mum, she has fishytreets. Please look after her really really well and give her some cuddles from me! Pongo
I did get an extra fishy treat today from mum......I think she said something about me being good!! I will give her cuddles from you and I will make sure she brings you really nice fishy treats when we see you next
OMGOMGOMG! I went out earlier and there was this white stuff just coming out of the sky! It was all over the ground and it was soft and cold under my feet. A bit like the cold stuff that has been on the ground since I've been here, but even softer! And coming FROM THE SKY!! I was soooooo excited that I had to do my reallyreallyreally fast running round in circles and I completely forgot I had to wee until I got back inside. Mum looked like this: Then we went out for WALKEES in it and there was even more! There's loads of hills - in fact, the whole place seems to be made of hills! - and where the white stuff was really deep, I kept running and then sliding down on my tummy. Mummy and Daddy were laughing loads and saying I was toDOGganning. They didn't have their camera, though, so no-one will ever know how amazing I was at it
Ollie got through the fence!!!! He's my friend who lives next door but I only really see him through the fence. But the wind made a gap and I'm far too big to fit but Ollie got through!! We played and played! Mummy tried to catch us but we were too quick. Ohmygod it was such fun! Then Ollies dad realised where he was and he had to go home I hope he gets back through later Stanley
I love my dad. He feeds me spagety worms and I have to catch a whole worm before it touches the floor. Its a great game.
Not impressed by the slightest. No trip to the beach last night...daddy said he just ran out of time. So had to walk around the block. Does he not understand that is my morning walk. I did hear him mumble to mummy about doing a different walk in the mornings from next week (they think I don't understand). Did promise that we would go for a swim tonight though before it starts to get to dark. They said have to keep an eye out for big scary fish. I like fish though, so maybe it is for me to eat.. Anyhow can't wait until later. Still on those silly rations of food. Could not think of a single plan during the night apart from waking them up at 1am and not going back to sleep until about 3ish. Laying on top of daddy and licking him constantly (mummy fell back to sleep, she keeps on telling that I am daddy girl)....but still no food...he thought I needed the toilet...but at least he got me a drink...to hot at night at moment.
Oooooh yes Holly, dad says spagetty is my specialist subject! He dangles a bit to me and I take the other end and then I slurpslurpslurp it up until it all disappears in my mouth! He likes it best when I do it with the ekkstralongggg spagety. I like it best then too. And I like it when the spaggety has got a thing called chikkencarbonahrah on it. Yumyumyumyumyum.
Oh I've still got it. I've got a new boyfriend and he's only half my age I led him a stray and his owner was slightly embarrassed but very shocked when ging told him I was nearly 14. I could so slap her a lady never reveals her age, but then I'm no lady. You should have seen me strut my stuff. To be honest it was a bit if a stretch frolicking does get me a but out of breath. 14 still looking good
