I`ve spent two nights on THEIR bed, bliss ! Mummy says I am a bit better today , so I`m not allowed in their bedroom tonight , its just not on . I mean , whats so wrong with getting under the duvet ? They do , and what so wrong with my head on the pillow ? Daddy got up and went in the spare room , to give me more room on the bed I spose , how kind was that ? Mind you, he was grumping about it ! Tomorrow I am spending the afternoon with auntie over the road , fetching the smallest hooman from school and everything , I love auntie , she gives me sausages and lets me go upstairs with the small hooman and get on his bed , and oh, its going to be great , Sam x
I had an AMAZING day. I seen my friends Pongo, Holly, Benson, Casper, Bramble and I also met Cassie. It was great with all of them. We all got really muddy (especially Pongo ) and we ran and swam and played ball and chased each other and sniffed and had lots of photos taken. My big Hooman sister is home too so came with us. It was amazing. Then I came home and after I had a shower and a snooze my dad CAME HOME......he's been away for ages. Then tonight my nanny, poppy and uncle came to see me (mum says they came to see dad coz it's his birthday, but I think they came to see me really). My Hooman sister is cooking and says we are having a roast dinner.......my favourite. Can today get any better.......
Today dad took me to my favourite bog and I got really muddy. I call it the perfume factory, he calls it the stinkyhellbogofdoom. I got a trip to a nice pool on the way back to the car but was careful not to wash all the mud off. I wanted to show it to mum when I got home.
Am feeling so good today! Yesterday I met lots of new fab friends - Pongo, Hollie, Harley, Benson, Caspar and Bramble, they are all such fun and there was ditchafterditchafterditch that we got in together, and then there was a big pond to do Proper Swimming in and they are everso good at it, I want to be like them! I've never got my feet off the floor but I think I did yesterday but really it was so exciting and I can't remember if I really really did. But today I went to my home lake and I did 2 paddles with my feet off the floor! I really did!! Just two, but the old girl says little steps and build up my confidence like that. And she says my coat after yesterday is super supersoft and extra shinyshiny coal black and I am beeyootyful (she tells me that every day). Oh yes I am feeling good today
Ging laughed at me galloping, I still can just not for very long. I was super fast today you know I smell take away and man poo fast. Anyway I was a bit lop sided and it nearly bloody killed me I was really out of breath anyway I'm home now and having a lie down to get ready for tea. I would not recommend galloping in the afternoon or at anytime really whatever you smell. I have decided that running fast is overated and a dignified canter us better. Right I going to stare at ging. I want my tea make it so ging. Ging tea ging tea tea. Oh bugger I going to savage Rory instead i'll show him bitey face
Wait. What? You mean there are other options BESIDES galloping??? Dont let my mommy hear that, I've trained her to believe there is only 1 speed: FAST.
Being a more mature lady I decided that a canter is more fitting. You gallop away I'm not so sporty these days
I've had a bad day I lost two balls my rubber one and my green one. I was very upset but Charlie helped me put it in perspective because the bum man cut his fuzziess of this week. I mean his chaps Charlie says hes not going there again. I'm a but worried I can tell you
Oh Stanley - sorry mate. If it's any consolation, it take less time to wash "down there". If you want a bit of fun, try and get your stitches out - I did. - Coco
I don't know?! I went to the vets and I woke up and they were gone I now have something called boxers on. Theyre rubbish but dad says big boys wear them. Apparently they're Calvin Kleins, I'm not sure what daddy means but he was proud. Stanley
Its the bum man I was right not to trust him. But what does he do with them? Ging told me makes earings out of them. if he made earings out of mine they'd be very heavy,
Ive discovered a way of ensuring that dad gets up to make my breakfast. I jump onto the pillow and dance on his head.
Mum and me had a brill walk earlier. We did all sorts of fun games. She does this one where she blows her whistle pip-pip-pip and I have to RUNRUNRUN as fast as I can to get to her. Just when I get close, she throws a bit of SOSIDGE or CHEEEEEEEESE so I have to keep RUNRUNRUNNING past her to get it. THEN, she goes pip-pip-pip again so I have to RUNRUNRUN back towards her and she throws SOSIDGE or CHEEEEEEEEESE the other way! It's a brilliant game and I love it, so whenever I hear pip-pip-pip I have to come running to play. I think all the excitement went to her head a bit. She started making this funny "brrrrrrrrr-UP" noise, poking me in the bum and running away. I had to chase her to make sure she didn't do herself any damage. You know what she's like. Then she fell over onto the floor so I had to climb all over her to nibble her nose, like I know she wanted me to. Luna
