On no not the bum doctor that's their answer to evetything. I don't think any of us have liked it. Why ?
Went to swimming lessons again today, but when we got there I decided I didn't want to go in the door, or have the silly swim jacket on, or go in the water. But Mum made me . I did enjoy the swimming a little bit but I got really tired. Then I got silly being washed and dried, and got told off for biting . I don't think I want to go swimming anymore. Ripple
Aw no..... I will tell aunty Daryl and unkle Pawline you didn't mean it when I see them tomorrow. {{hugz}} Lilly x
Thank you Lilly . Mum says I must grow out of being silly and biting as I shall be two soon, but sometimes I get a big puppy urge and I can't help it. Mum says if I don't like swimming I don't have to go anymore. I think I would like it better if there was poo to eat. Ripple
Mummy was that drunk thing again last night! She came in really late and woke me up. She was telling me how brilliant I am. I mean, I know I'm amazing but I don't think she needed to tell me at 1.30am. I let her have a lie in today because I'm so nice (and I was so tired from having my sleep disturbed). I hope I get some nice treats Stanley
You should insist on a "Fool cooked brekfast". Only think after such a dizturbed night snoozies Lilly x
Yesterday I did agilitee and I walked on a plank that moved! Mum was so excited and gave me so many treats, I don't know why because it was dead easy. Then my uncle came over and he plays ball with me for hours. That's the best. I'm pretty tired today but not too tired to demand my Sunday egg. Quinn
I got bit by a spider on my paw There's a bump and mommy puts some nasty stuff on it she calls an ointment. I don't like the ointment stuff, it smells and stings and I bite my mommy when she puts it on the bump. Then she gives me treats to keep me occupied cuz I'm not supposed to lick it....but I do. I hate it and want it off of me so I lick lick lick when mommy isn't looking. It's been a week, does anyone know how long this is gonna last??
We went out with the squeeky small human. She never shuts up. She just runs about going on and on but we had a great time. Solo came and him and Moo trotted about like a married couple they love each. We came home and squeeky girl helped make our tea we had snuggles and tummy tickles too. The squeeky little human is a pain but we like her
I met a baby hooman today on our walk. I've never met one before. I gave it a good sniff, it smelt nice. I was very gentle with it as it was sleeping and I didn't want to wake it. Mom and dad said I was such a good boy. Well of course I was. I am a Labrador after all.
Tomorrow , one of the hoomans from over the lane is coming to stay with me whilst Mummy , Daddy and Auntie go out . He calls Mummy his Nanny , isn't that a goat thing ? Well , whatever , I don't mind `cos he is ace , he lets me sprawl about on the sofa , shares a pasty too , quite partial to a pasty I am . Then, he is going to take me for a walk and I`ve been told I have to cooperate , whatever that means , and be a good lad . Mummy says she is taking me for a very early walk at the woods at 7 in the morning , that's obscene , what about my beauty sleep eh ? I had an ace day today, because Mummy did what she calls baking, I love baking , she drops things , Sam x
I've been to Yorkshire for the weekend to visit the big hoomans. We went on muddy walks and it was sooo windy. I was really good Aunty Ellie said I've grown into a lovely big girl. I got so excited I bum tucked in the mud and everyone was laughing.
I got to explore the backyard today. I'm never allowed alone because it's not 'little puppy' friendly. Pfft! I ain't little, I'm huge! Mom took lots of pictures and gave me lots of treats. It was a good afternoon. Now to do what I do best. ZzZZzzz Odie
You mean super model big. Ive seen your photo. I'm tiny you just have to work with what you've got Moo
I win! I win! I win! That Tuppence Creature was on the sofa with mum, so I found the ropeandball toy and bashed it on her nose. Of course she couldn't resist grabbing it, so I hauled her off the sofa with it, then quickly jumped up and snuggled on the sofa with mum. TTC gave up really quickly and disappeared, so I got to spend the evening on the sofa! Yay! Wispa
Wispa's a meany! She tricked me into giving up my cuddles with mum. Her crate's really comfy, right by the radiator, so I had my evening snooze there instead! I'll be extra careful this evening... Tuppy
Mummy was making daddy's sandwiches for work and I sat quietly next to her. She kept saying what a good boy I was and then.. Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! CHEEZE KEPT MAGICALLY APPEARING!!!!!! It was amazing!! I'm gunna try it again next time!! Stanley
I met such a funny little thing this afternoon , Mummy said it was a chiwowow I think . Anyway, it was tiny and it had clothes on , proper clothes like hoomans wear , little things on its feet , and a onesie thing AND a hat ! I was running around , like I do and I nearly trod on it but I swerved at the last minute,I like doing that , so its Mummy picked it up and said I was a clumsy lump ! I don't know what it was, it smelled like a dog but it also smelled like Mummy does after a shower when she puts nice stuff on her legs that I like licking off . It didn't stay long because it was muddy and its Mummy said it didn't like mud , whats wrong with a bit of mud ?
