I've got a boyfriend Rory, he's called Bane. He's a little Lab. We like to wrestle. I think he's been to the Bum Man today, who's nipped his boy bits away. Poor Bane. I hope he's at school on Tuesday. But I guess he might have a note to miss it this week
Daddy's gone to the jim. I'm not sure who that is but mummy said we're not about that life. So we're cuddled on the couch watch tv and eating crisps. I love it when mummy's off work Stanley
My friends Bella and Cooper came down our track again today and Bella smelled WONDERFUL and she told me I was handsome and sexy and asked me to sniff her and she smelled WONDERFUL and she said she really really really wanted to play and I really really really wanted to play with her and she doesn't usually smell so WONDERFUL but she did today but mum and dad and her dad wouldn't let me play with her. They are cruel. I'm sitting by the door now whiningandwhiningandwhining. Pongo
Mummy keeps saying she's going to shave me and I'll be bald like grandad. I hope she doesn't, he looks like an egg. Stanley
I want something, but I'm making mum guess. I'm just barking. She's tried letting me out - nope, guess again Slow One. - Coco
Oh that's a good game, isn't it? I do it with the Stare. I stare and stare and stare and stare. Sometimes I can get her to get all my toys out one by one, til they are all round the floor, and open the door and shut the door and everything. Such fun.
Ha ha Pongo! I did a different Stare - I stared through the window above her head. I made he turn round. Several times. There's nothing there - Coco
Tragic , Mummys dishwasher has broken , Daddy says its had it , so no more prewashing the pots for me , they go straight into the sink , boo . Mummy has been cleaning like a mad thing , moving furniture and everything , because we have family coming to stay near to our home , AND they are bringing a puppy with them ! He is called Frank , apparently , and I have to share my toys , I am told . Humm , we`ll see about that , as long as it doesn't get my bestest toy , Teddy Legless , guess why he`s called that ? Daddy tried sewing his legs back on once, but I soon pulled them off , good game good game , Sam x
Oh Sam, really did you do that? Anyway, I've got a Due Vay, yes all to myself, I love it, it's big and I can burrow in it, nestle in it and chew it! And no one cares. It has to go on My Bed that they think is a sofa while season is here, and when season has gone back where it came from I get to keep it cos no one else will want it then. It's a win win situation guys
Oh I love to play this one with mum! Sometimes she starts to give up so I raise the stakes. Try the nose nudge or the single lick of her hand before stopping back and starting that stare again
Coco, I have found that hour you lost last week. I woke up normal time, but daddy said it is still bed time. He said we had an extra hour in bed. I disagreed with him so licked his face to advise him I needed toilet and my breakfast . I got it, then we went back to bed. I got belly rubs, they lasted longer than normal. I thought that was strange, but I did not say anything because Ilovelovelovemybellyrubs. Maybe there was a ' belly rub thief' last week and they felt guilty they returned it?
I ging falls asleep on the sofa I jump on her she loves it I know. I jump on top if her and snuggle my face into hers Rory
I had SO MUCH FUN. Some other hoomans came over and they brought a girl puppy with them and we ranranran and played bitey face and rassle and ranranran and I had SO MUCH FUN
Well, mom went and met cat today. I still haven't met cat but when mom came home she smelled very different. Odie and I sniffed all of moms clothes and fingers very carefully and throughly. I guess I know what cat smells like now. Now if only I knew what a cat looked like.
Mummy says we're having a laaaazy day. I know what she's up to, she's that hungover thing again. Well she left me by myself for hours and hours and hours last night. Then she woke me up. Then she had a lie in this morning. So no mummy, we won't be having a lazy day. I am going to run around the coffee table and steal all the cushions from the couches and jump on her head. That'll teach her Stanley
