Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. snowbunny

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    Mum and dad took me into TOWN yesterday. I went into a shop! It smelled so good with loads of bags of food around and toys everywhere! The best toys were in cages and made tweeting noises. I really wanted one of those toys and stared and stared, but Mum didn't get the message and just bought a stupid roll of plastic bags instead. She said she'd comeoutwithout and was worried I would have a big poop on the pavement without her having anything to pick it up. I don't know why those humans do that!

    Then Daddy went into the bank and Mum thought it would be great for me to sit outside and watch all the different people go by. There was an old man with a funny frame thing he was taking for a walk, and someone who was in a chair on wheels, and another man who was hopping on one foot, but using two poles to push himself along. That looked like fun.Mum thought all this was "good for me" but mostly I wasn't interested so I curled up and fell asleep in the middle of the pavement. "Right in the way", Mum said.

    Luna
     
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    Luna when you commin to play again? Mum says soon...I will show you the best fox poo spots and you can share my toys..an play bitey face....:) :tail::tail::heart:

    I thank you, Benson
     
  3. snowbunny

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    I'm cummin soooooooon, hansum Benson! Mum says in couplaweeks, not sure when that is but she says not long! She's got me doing more of that standing stuff she says I need to do when we're in YOOKAY, so it's gotta be nearly now, right?

    Can't wait to see you again an play bitey face an jump all over you an show you how BIG I yam now!

    Mum says I might get to meet Bramble and Casper too, and I have to be on my bestest behaviour. Hmmm, does that mean I'm not supposed to jump on their heads?

    Lx
     
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    I love my mum - she gave me lamb neck. I love lamb neck. I had a piece yesterday and a piece today. I saw her put another piece in the cold cupboard-thing....do you think I might get that tomorrow? I hope so.

    - Cooc
     
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    Ging walked like a stompy crazy thing yestetday. She's not weezy so much so was going at top speed. It was hard to keep up and it snowed on us it was funny. She's not going to work for ages now shes staying at home with us so we get lots of snuggles. She might even go to sleep, shes been keeping us awake loads. My eyes are ok now and my bums better too.I've got to come into work next week because all gings work mates have not seen me for ages.I will be giving out cuddles and snuggles to them all.
     
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    Cuddles AND snuggles - you have a Very Important Job there!

    - Coco
     
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    My little dog went to the groomer yesterday , we left her there and went home . Then the lady rang so we all got in the car to fetch her home , she looked like a fairy ! All fluffy and smelling like Mummy does when she`s put that buttery stuff on her legs . So , off we went to the woods and river , Nell was showing off I think , so I had a naughty thought . She doesn't like water much , but I dared her , go on go on I said , so she did , she walked in the little stream and then she ran in the leaves . Mummy keeps her on reigns , cos she cant be trusted I think , but it didn't stop her , she didn't look quite as fairy like when we got home , Sam xx
     
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    Daddy's home daddy's home daddy's home daddy's home daddy's home daddy's home and he tickled me all over and rubbed my tummy and scratched my ears and I've fetched his slippers and have a treat and made a big pile of toys for him to play with.
     
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    I ve hurt my paw :(.

    I caught my nail and it really hurt. I held it up for my mum to see and she took me to see the bum man and now my mum keeps spraying my paw and putting it in weird smelling water.

    It really hurt - I yelped :(
     
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    I got a thorn in my paw I was so brave. I only cried a tiny bit when ging pulled it out. Spiros mum thought I was brave too. I stole her shoes once she just laughed, I jumped into the river with them and ginger had to jump in after me to stop them floating away.
     
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    You are my hero

    My daddy once had to fish me out of the river. I wanted a swim but the bank was a bit steep and couldnt get out so i cried for my dad to come and get me.
     
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    You sound brave like me and so does your daddy. Ging always looks after me even if I do silly things, She can be such a pain sometimes but I do love her
     
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    If I get a thorn in my paw I yelp and whimper. It gets me lots of attention.
     
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    I got kisses and hugs for being brave
     
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    The boss says I have to go in on Wednesday, I wish it had been today they had pizza delivered! :rolleyes:
     
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    Well done, Sam! You can't be seen with a fluffy-looking Nell, it's just not done! I can't imagine how awful she smelt too. What a pity you couldn't have found her some nice fox poo... She would have felt (and smelt) much better!

    Wispa
     
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    Nell! Nell! Fox poo is awesome but man poo mmmmm now you are talking, do it! do it!

    Moo

    Ps just keep on looking cute it works everytime;)
     
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    That vile woman cut my toe nails! Doesn't she realise who I am! I going to stare at her.
     
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    Some ladies said I was the most handsome and beautiful chocolate Labrador the had ever seen. They cuddled me and stroked me. It was lovely and i think they were quite right too i am. Ging laughed:eek: what does vain mean?
     
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    Sorry you've all had poorly feet - hope you're better.

    - Coco
     

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