Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Boogie

    Boogie Supporting Member Forum Supporter

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    Zaba here. I am at my holiday hotel and I'm about to write to Trip Advisor.

    It's appaw-ling!

    I'm used to breakfast at six am - here seven thirty!! I was staarrving!

    I'm used to walkies at seven am - here it's nine thirty. Can you beeeeleeeeeve it??

    I'm used to swimming lots to fetch my ball - what happens? The hooman forgets to bring it to the reservoir WELL, you should have seen my face - is OUTRAGE!

    Plus - I have to share my gorgeous Tatze with a whipper snapper called Mollie who barks in my face - RUDE!

    Trip Advisor - one star. Humph!


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  2. Rosie

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    Oh dear, Xena - that does sound tricky. I don't even know how to fly (although I suppose I could learn, there are lots of birds here that might teach me). But I don't like the sound of kwarateen at all. Not playing??? Horrid.
     
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  3. Rosie

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    I know, Stanley! It's rubbish. But Xena says I would have to learn to fly first and then I'd have to go to a place called kwarateen where it is horrid, so maybe that is the reason I can't go. But I like your suggestion of not letting them leave, yes, I'll go sit on them now. That'll do it.
     
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  4. drjs@5

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    I got a new collar this morning.
    And a big beefy Bonio in the car.
    And a giant ice scweam.
    And we is just going to Petz at homz.
    This is cool!
     
  5. kateincornwall

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    Lilly, Lilly , are you having a party , can I come ? I loves parties , all that food ! Is your collar pink and girly ? Bet you look grand , I love the more mature ladies I do , Sam xxxx
     
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    No party :(
    Apparently it's my burfday...Sophie had a party for her burfday....that was fun! Well, except for my poorly ear.
    It wud be so so cool to have all my forum buddeez here for a party Sam!
    I'm still having fun wif my humanz though
    :nod:
    Lilly x
     
  7. Hollysdad

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    After my bath yesterday dad keeps sniffing me and saying I smell lovely. I don't want to smell of shampoo, I want to smell of fox poo.
     
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  8. Sven

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    I am back from my lolidays. Finally back to my normal place of piece and quiet. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed them, but nothing beats the feeling of home and nice green lush lawn. I had to go to the toilet on gravel whilst away. there was not a single lawn around the house we stayed in. Had to walk to find any decent grass, but problem was those pesky kangis and emus...I did not like them at all.
    I did however meet some cool play mates on the beach. They where a bit older, but apparently I introduced a spring into their steps. I will get daddy to post some pics later.
    Anyway time for bed...
     
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  9. SwampDonkey

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    I got to go to work :eek: beard Said its about time I got my free loading bottom in to gear and earn my keep. He's mean I always busy doing stuff
     
  10. SwampDonkey

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    I an going to work! I just hope none if my mates see what I'm wearing:oops:
     
  11. edzbird

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    What ARE you wearing Rory? I'm dying to know. I've got a new collar - it's red. I look awesome in red. I'm just nipping out into the garden to bark..bye, back soon.
    - Coco
     
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    I wore my purple harness with my camoflage army collar and ginger wore matching camouflage trousers and a matching purple fleece :eek:oh the shame. She of course thought it was funny. The ladies there loved me. They said how big I was and how buff I was. They even tickled my ears. It was fab ginger says I behaved like a gentleman and took me for a nice walk and we did some training.
     
  13. Sven

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    I bet you say that to all the girls Coco, and they all swoon over you. But who wouldn't being a handsome boy that you are.
     
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  14. Sven

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    Back from holidays and both my hoomans are out doing this silly work thing. But what is worse is Daddy is working day and night and only comes home at dinner time for a couple of hours. He said it is only until Sunday. I am missing out on my morning walk and play time with him, but he does take me for a long walk and play time when he gets home. Mummy is just really busy in the morning as she likes her sleep. She said she needs her beauty sleep, which I don't understand as she looks beautiful to me (but not as good as me of course). Anyhow she only has time a for a short play in the morning.
    Anyhow I miss them when they are not here, but miss daddy the most. I just want it to be like it was on holiday, all together...but apparently they have to work to earn something called money to pay for things. I did suggest can't we just go hunting for things...but o no...then again I do like my bed and toys and food and treats and all eth nice things I get...
    Well I will just have to go to sleep and dream about us all...
     
  15. JenBainbridge

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    I'm in solitary confinement.

    I stole a potato :D

    Stanley
     
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    Stanley, man, you have a sense of humour! :D:D

    - Coco
     
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    Was it a lovely smelly roastie potato - I'm only allowed to have the smell, not to eat them :(. I'd really like to steal a roastie potato.

    Ripple
     
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    Today , the postman came and gave Mummy a little parcel , she seemed quite excited and said it was dog shampoo , it is made of otemeel and lavinder . Well Mummy , thought I , you can get rid of any daft ideas of using that stuff on me, the very thought of it :eek: I think its for the small white one , I hope , Sam x
     
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  19. JenBainbridge

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    No it was just a boring raw potato.

    I've had a roast potato before though, they're really really good! So is mashed potato!

    You should definitely steal some, Ripple. The half hour of solitary will be worth every single bite :D

    Stanley
     
  20. Hollysdad

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    I've been visiting dad's brother. His female hooman cooks the most wonderful things and let's me help. I love her and want to live in her kitchen forever.
     
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