Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    I am clever me Rory Rory Rory
     
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    I love fresh horse poo.

    - Coco
     
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    My best day over was when I got in a cow poo slurry pit overflow I was neck deep in smelly deliciousness. I was green and smelt divine, i know i always do i mean more divine. I would recommend it
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    Oh, Moo, you have just reminded me!
    When I was a really really really little puppy, mum and dad took me on a walk and I found the SLURRYPIT! And I dived straight in and I was swimmingswimmingswimming! It was before I'd even learned to swim in water, it was lovelylovelylovely!

    Mum and dad wouldn't walk next to me on the way home. Mum washed me loads and loads and loads until I was shining white but she said I still reekedtohighheaveohmygodpongogetAWAYfromme. :):):):)
     
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    It is unrepeatable what ging said about it:chuckle:
     
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    Finally the day is going as it should. I'm sitting on my velvet cushion on top of the cumfy poof surveying my kingdom. My monkey servant woman has just delivered a crispy salmon strip she better bring another soon.
    Moo the regal
     
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    I played with my birthday lawn sprinkler today. It was good. I got very wet. But it was better when dad put the nozzle back on the hose & I ran round and round with it. Mum & dad were squealing like puppies each time I soaked them. We had a fun, wet afternoon. Then I did some training with sossij. Now I'm..Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Sleep well :*
     
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    Not happy she's been out shopping and I've got diet food again :mad: not again i don't need diet food. She does take liberties. Diet food! me ridiculous
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    Moo, I feel your pain. It's the weekend - She's in charge of my food. She skimps on my dried rations. She stuck a label on the lid of my box saying 200g because he can't remember. She puts out 150g at the weekend :mad:. It annoys me. But the worst bit is they're both off work this week, which means she gets up first and is still in charge of my rations. Watch this space, Moo, watch this space.
    In her praise though, I did get liver cake this morning in return for a bit of training work.

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    Its not just my trained? monkey servant that takes liberties then. The cheek of them.
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    I`ve got a poorly leg , I am limping and so Mummy has given me some metacam that I had when I had my operashun . A giant spaniel puppy jumped on me this morning and so Mummy thinks I`ve got a pulled musal . She says I have to rest, its not fair cos I only just started running about again after my operashun, and tomorrow I have to see , THE VET , Nell x
     
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    It's TOO hot. I can't run, I can't play and I can't get comfortable.

    I'm pantingpantingpanting and I'm fed up! Mummy and daddy took me to the river and I splashed and was cool for a while.

    But now I'm hothothot again. Mummy says we might go over to nanas and she'll squirt me with the hosepipe. I don't know what that means.

    But I did get chicken for tea!

    Stanley
     
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    Stanley! Stanley! The hosepipe is the best thing EVER! I had the hose out today. Try and get hold of it & you can chase the people with it - they squeal with joy!

    - Coco
     
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    I had a great day it was a but hot so I was a bit breathless but I ran about and chased ging barking at her. It was fun I was so silly beard and ging were laughing at me. I do love it when my people find me funny I'm just adorable. I'm gonna have a nap now phew
     
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    I had a really good weekend which ment I had no time to get on the tappything...
    I went to the beach for ages and went swimmy fetch. Even daddy got in, but he had this blackthing on. It smelled really funny...he said hope he does not get mistaken for a seal by the big fush...
    Then i helped daddy in the garden, I replanted all his new plants...I think they where very impressed because I got loads of treats everytime I had one.
    Then had another walk in the evening...I slept through the whole night.
    On Sunday it was really foggy, did not like that at all. I stayed really close to Daddy at the Oval...in the afternoon we went to a new place to walk in woodlands. That was reallyreallyfun...my hoomans said need to train me in new places...

    Mummy said I am a 'Princess Madam'...not sure what she means by that....she only says this if I do certain things...further investigations requiered....

    Sounds like everybody had a good weekend too....weekends are the best unless it is holidays....
     
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    Oh Nell, it's not nice having a poorly leg. I had a nasty cut on my leg once and had to rest too. I don't like resting and I spect you don't either, but it's hot at the moment so praps you won't mind too much. I hope the vet sorts it out for you - and gives you lots of treets too.

    Tuppy
     
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    I did gardening too I was in charge if recycling plant pots. its a very important job. I worked hard and recycled them all.I chewed them all into tiny pieces even the big ones. you should see the pile. I also ran off with gardening gloves couldn't help it they were made of rubber.it was just too hot.
    Rory
     
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    Sorry you hurt yourself leg Nell. Hope its better soon. Did i tell youvs a stick went in mine and made a big hole? it hurt but i didn't need any stitches its hurty still. My vets is nice bum man john is ok but i really i love Bethan she's so dreamy.
     
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    My leg is lots better this morning , so Mummy says I don't have to go to THE VET today but I`m not allowed to run around much either cos she says it might make it worse but I`m not limping today ! We went to the woods and river at 7 this morning , silly Sam went for a swim , I watched, Nell x
     

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