Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. kateincornwall

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    Oh Coco , that sounds fab , a real train ! I went on something called a tram once , it was lectric and I wasn't allowed up the stairs . When it set off I started drooling , Mummy thought I was going to throw up, but I didn't , I looked out of the windows and saw cows , it was grand fun, bet you`re tired now after you venture , Sam x
     
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  2. Lara

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    :eek::eek: I am so scared of the nasty train that mum has to carry me over the railway bridge and if I have an inkling we are going that way I refuse to walk and try to drag mum into the vets instead. I like the vets, there are no trains and they give me gravy bones. You are very brave Coco. One day I will be brave and have stripey legs like you. Love, the Pig.
     
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    Oh Sam, we have some old trams too - I'm not sure when I'll be allowed on one of them. Soon, I hope.
    My brave little Pig, trains are nothing to fear. Well ours aren't. They're quite small. Mum had liver cake, just in case - but I didn't need it. I am Coco, brave Coco. She gave me some when I got off the seat - "dogsaren'tallowedonseatsCoco" - :rolleyes: whatever!

    - Coco
     
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    I am not allowed on trains or trams here...so I will never get to experience that...maybe daddy can cheat and get a fancy jacket for me to allow me just once...I am jealous Coco and Sam...but very glad you botg enjoyed it and you get to go again Coco
     
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    That's me! That's me! Mum says I'm a lyabilitee too! Maybe we are related?????!!!!!??? Oh I do hope so.

    Any idea what it means?

    Pongo
     
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    Me too - and Tuppy, I think, because mum says we're both lyabilitees too. I was thinking it might sound bad, but it must be good if we're related. Yay!

    Wispa
     
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    I have never been called a lyabilitee (yet what is requiered for this), so don't know what you are talking about. I have however been called 'you weirdo' not sure why.. it seems to be when I brought the dried cat/fox poo back for a treat this morning for the first time...I am doing it right I think?
     
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    It's always "No we can't take Coco, he's a lyabilitee". I never thought it might be good....but maybe it is if Tuppence, Wispa AND Pongo are too. I shall strut my lyabiliteeness henceforth.

    Dried poo! Rock on Vanilla! You're a Hero, that's what.

    - Coco
     
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    Hey! I have a tip for extra food you might like to try - well it worked for me. Last night I was messing about on the floor, I turned my face towards my bum and breathed in at the same time (I wan't actually sniffing my bum, but you could do that ;)), and mum said "Coco I can see most of your ribs! You can have full rations tomorrow". Lo and behold! I got 200g measured out this morning - no kidding. On a Sunday! I got extra kibble, not out of the 200g but extra, on my walk too (practicing something called Magic Hands from mum's videe-ho o_O). It's got to be worth ago my starving friends.
     
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    I had a brilliant morning! Brilliant!! Dad had the thing that makes a really loud bang sound and makes a dummy FLLLLLYYYYYYYYY for miles through the air. Mum thought I'd be scared of it because of the loud BANG but IloveitIloveitIloveit!!!! It's SO MUCH FUN! Honestly, you have to gt your ommans to get one if they don't have one already!

    Willow
     
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    Me too, me too! I had a brilliant morning, too! Although Dad kept the big black tube on the thing, which is even better because it makes balls FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY for miles through the air, then they BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE and can end up ANYWHERE!!! Mum tells me I'm lazy using my nose, but when the balls FLLLLLYYYYYYYY so far and into the long grass, I can't help but hunthunthunt until I find it. It's the BEST GAME EVAH!!!

    Shadow
     
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    Mum says I'm too little and I can't use the Thing yet. Bah. :(

    But they did let me have one little go yesterday. Daddy fired the ball and it went for milesandmilesandmiles, far farther than my little legs normally have to go to get a ball! But then Daddy ran ahead and helped to show me where it was. He couldn't smell it, though, which is a bit rubbish of him, so I had to hunt it out good. It was in a bush. Silly Daddy, putting it there.

    Luna
     
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    I`ve had a grand time today ! Mummy took me to a part of my woods that I haven't been to for ages, cos she said some men were doing manigment whatever that is . Anyways , its where most of the big things hang out , the big things with sticks on their heads and I love it , its the best place in the whole wide world cos I can smell the big things with stick heads x Nell came but Mummy carried her up the steep hill to get there cos she has to be careful of her legs Mummy says . Its a good job I don't have floppy joints , cant see Mummy carrying me far , Sam xx
     
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    I am not very well and mum says I have got the pig-sneezles :( I kept having to sniff and lick my nose and my throat's a bit sore and then I'd have an attack of the sneezles. I'm scared of the sneezles and when one happens I run backwards with my tail between my legs and hide from it under the table. But no matter how I hide a sneezle finds me. A big sneeze happened when I went outside for my walk and then I decided outside was scary and full of sneezles so I refused to go outside for two days. Mum made me rest in my bed and now I feel better and my ears aren't so hot. Mum's away with work now but dad says don't worry, some chicken and sardines helped get rid of the sneezles and he let me sleep with his sock which definitely cooled down my ears. Love, the Pig.
     
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    I'm very impressed. I struggle to find my ball in the long grass and it's not too far away. Mum even dabbed a sossij on it and I still couldn't find it :(

    - Coco
     
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    Oh my poor Pig-dog - I hope your sneezies go away and stay away. Great tip about the chicken, sardines & sock though, I shall try to remember that if the sneezies ever get me.

    - Coco
     
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    I've had a bath. I am NOT happy.

    It was a lovely fox poo and made me smell gorgeous.
     
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    I went to a new place for a walk. We went there last weekend but I was on the long thing that hangs off me. My hoomans said they wanted to see how I behaved. Well yesterday we went again but I did not have the long thing hanging off me. I just wandered and sniffed, it was really good. They said this is the woods, and I have to get used to new smells. Well they are really good smells....
    Hope I get to go again....
     
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    We just got back from hollydays, it was amazing. It's my most favouritest place in the whole wide world. I was such a good boy, mom and dad said so. I played lots of find the ball games, and swimmy fetch games, and suntanned, and followed wonderful smells.

    I'm so tired now though. I'm going to need a few days to recover.
     
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    Sounds like you had a lot of fun on holidays. I like holidays...need to talk my hoomans and get them to organise a holiday
     
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