I'm on hug duty today so I've got to be super cuddly . I think I might be able to pull it off. Moo is on bark duty but then she always is. today she was just barking like crazy
Moo is good at barking. She's my role model. I can't bring myself to bark at night yet - but I'm loving barking in the day time. Bark Bark BARK! It's great fun. - Coco
I love to bark bark bark too! Although mum has been doing this weird thing where she gives me treats if I look at things from the house (like hoomans that might be coming to attack us from the road) but don't bark at them. I do really really love barking but I love food more..
I bark in the morning if she doesn't open the door quick and I bark at her to open the wild garden gate quickly but this morning I threw in a new one I refused to go into the wild garden and just barked at the gate even though it was open. her face he he. I am confident that any situation can be improved by good hysterical barking Moo
Last night I managed to wriggle up the bed between mum and dad. Dad woke up looking straight into my eyes so I licked his nose. He said a rude word.
Nell has been sinked again , and smells quite delightful , she thinks anyway . Mummy took me , just me , for a very long walk in the rain , Nell had a tiny walk cos of her poorly leg , then Daddy got into big big trouble when Mummy saw what had happened . Daddy was talking to some friends , Nell was on a long lead and went under the friends car , and got filthy , really filthy from what Daddy called the eggsorst . She looks all fluffy now and very white , for a little while , Sam x
Guess where I went today - the Game Fair! It was reeelly great! Lots and lots of bowls of free food, loads of dogs and hoomans to talk to, and mud, lovely mud everywhere! Me and mum did a compare-titon, called a scurry, and I reeely showed mum up , I had to go and fetch a dummy and I jumped over a fence then pre-tended I couldn't jump back, in the end a man had to lift me over - mum was . I got so so tired, but then it was gundog training tonight and I forgot to be naughty and did two perfect retrieves, so mum still thinks I'm lovely.
We went for a really nice long walk to a new place today. Mum called me a buffoon though, which is a bit weird because I thought I was a dog. Anyway, I was being really helpful because she was walking a bit slowly so I kept trying to pull her along to make her faster. She kept stopping though. I guess I'll need to work on her training a bit. Then she called me a buffoon and made daddy hold my lead for the rest of the walk.
Mum's on her hollibobs Walk walkz funz And gonna stay wif me cuz and aunti. Aunti luvz me as I am a propper dog wiv propper earz. Parrently. Luv Lilly x
Mummy and Daddy took the small hooman to a place called macdonalds this lunchtime , me and Nell had to stay home , but it didn't matter because they brought a treat home . Mummy said that Daddy was a complete piggy and couldn't eat all he had ordered so they brought home half a cheeseburger and some chips, yummy yummy yummy , I`m glad that Daddy is a piggy , Sam x
Dad took me sploring today at acunberry hill near herufud. It was lovely hill with miles of little sniffy paths for me. He kept stopping with his clicky thing to take pictures of silly insects. He should be taking pictures of me because I'm bootiful!
Please can my fans send me biskits...I am in dire need. I don't mind what sort of biskits..but it is urgint Please send to Casper, The Cottage...(edited to remove address by mod..)
Casper, i can send you a sack of my boring kibble if you want it? I'm holding out for ham, cheese and steak only so dont think I'll be needing it in the future. Will airmail it so you get it super quick. Love Monty xx
Casper, mate, what is happening? That sounds dreadful! I can send you some biskits, mum brought a whole load home yesterday and they are nice fishy ones. I'll try to smuggle them over to you. What has gone wrong with your own hoomans? Pongo
Casper you can have mine, they are what daddy calls Kibble. Hope that will do. I don't eat them anymore so you can have the whole bag. I will throw in some of my special bed time ones too..Turkey and Veg and Roo and Veg. They can be sent by DHL straight away to you....but seriously why you don't have any biscuits?
I am on a die- et. I am a good dog for my hoomans. Gooder than Bramble....and much gooder than Benson (actually that's not hard, he is always norty..) No biskits.
Oh no not a die et I hate them. I have die et food all the time I manage but it's tough. I'd send you some bikies but we've ate em all. Sorry about that our intentions were good but you know what it's like. Hopefully if you look really sad you will get more food.
