Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Lara

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    Jess that happened to me last year and mum told me all the boy dogs would fall in love with me, but then none of the boys gave me a second glance and I was a bit offended! Aren't I velvety enough? Isn't my snout beautiful and drooly?

    Anyway, all the heartbreak got to me and I had a fantum preggy-thing. It all got a bit weird and I thought my squeaky toy was my puppy and I built a nest for him. And then I got jibbly milky puppy boobies and the bum-man MILKED me! :eek: So, all in all it was a dark dark time for the Pig but you should be fine if you just remember, your squeakies are not puppies! Say it once a night before going to sleep, is my advice, unless you want to be milked. And no self-respecting pig wants that. X
     
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    Jess! Jess! I am a big handsome boy..I would like to show you a fun time. I am "fixed" apparently - whatever! I can run fast with you and my go-faster stripes.

    - Coco
     
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    Oh my Pig! You are lovely and velvety - we too can play chase. I am handsome and fun - we can have good times.

    - Coco
     
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    Daddy and the small hooman are buying me a new bed tomorrow , Mummy says I`m werf it and I think so too . My old bed has gone a bit lumpie , but I luv it . Nelly isn't getting a new bed , cos she has got a baskit with a doovay in it , but they couldn't find a baskit big enuff for me , Sam xx
     
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  5. Lara

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    Coco I can be pretty and girly sometimes because once I got a flower from the meadow accidentally stuck in my collar. And for speshul occasions I sometimes drool and then shake to make myself a pretty drool nose-bracelet. I like your stripey legs :inlove:
     
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    I did the real swimmin today! I jumped in the water to get my toy and it was deeper than me and I swimmed to get my toy. Dad won't have to tie my toys to a rope when they goed in the water!

    Now I can do proper swimmy fetch :tail:.

    Ripple
     
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    Ripple you are a total star:) little pig you are sooo pretty.
    Rory
     
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    Ripple - yeah swimmy fetch is the best. You will have to get your hoomans to take you all the time now.

    Coco - you are just a big handsome flirt.

    Sam - I wonder if I can get a new bed too? Mine is also all lumpie...going to ask for a new one for downstairs
     
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    I think thebigblackmonstermainecoon is beginning to know its place. YEEESSSS!

    Wispa

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    That's one big black thingy Wisps. Is it all fur does it have eyes. My cats weren't like that. If i licked that one my tongue would be super furry
    Moo
     
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    It has lots and lots of fur, but it does have eyes and it stares at me and makes me feel a bit uneasy. The worst thing is that it seems to be able to do strange things with its claws. I haven't tried licking it, but Tuppence has. She thinks she's friends with it, but I wouldn't trust it further than mum can throw my rocket - and that's not very far at all! I seem to remember it was quite little once, but it seems to have grown an awful lot.

    Wispa
     
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    Its a bit hairy scary.
     
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    Oh Pig- the horror! How undignified. Those bum-men are even worse than I thought. Though for now, I don't have any changed feelings towards my toys. Biting, fetching, tugging, just the usual. My dad's leg, on the other hand.... Every now and again I look at it and it seems to have become unusually interesting, dare I say exciting? I have a sudden urge to cling on to it and.... well, I think you might know what I mean. This is a family forum, after all.

    But if that's the first step on the path to milking - milking! I can hardly bear to type it - then I must resist. Thank you for the warning, I will be vigilant.
     
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    It's the bestest game in the world.
     
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    Oooh Coco you handsome hound. I do admire your manly stripes and your raffish ruffling fur. I would love to run with you, and chase your handsome tail and nibble your manly muzzle. If only I wasn't under house arrest, what fun we would have! :chuckle:
     
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    You have a maine coon! Oh Dear....always sleep with one eye open....

    Benson
     
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    I'm the best at swimmy fetch! I love love love that game!



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    Oh WOW! I've been to the agriclutter - agricustard - agricultyooral show. I had ice cream. I had cheez burger. I had steak & caramelized onion (yes, onion) pie. I had curried goat pie. I ate lots of poo - we were in a field, it was pressed into the grass. I saw sheep in a pen, trying to climb out. I saw horses. I saw cows parading in a ring - they smelled nice and pooey. I met LOADS of dogs, I want to be friends with them all. I got a new collar - the lady selling it cooed over me as she tried it round my neck. She tasted nice. I am so tired now I could sleep for............. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

    - Coco
     
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    I dunno, Wispa, are you sure that the cat didn't kick you off the floor so that it could claim your spot? That cat looks victorious to me. My cat is currently sleeping on my bed while I suffer on the vet bed...I know all about victorious cats.

    - Xena
     
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    Hey guys! You won't BELIEVE what happened laast night! We had Visitors and dad was talking to them so mum gave me my dinner and then just a few minutes later mum was talking to them and DAD GAVE ME MY DINNER AGAIN!!!!! And I acted all like normal and cool and just ate it really fast and I heard mum say areyoufeedingpongobutivealreadyfedpongo and dad said whatdoyoumean but by then I'd eaten every last crumb and I was licking my lips.

    Mum says i acted smug all evening. I was very happy.

    Pongo
     
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