Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. Pilatelover

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    :D:D:D:D Guess what Monty, wrestled mummy almost to the ground this afternoon over a Greggs bag containing half a sausage roll. Mummy said the nearest Greggs is a good 6 miles away and Britain certainly contains some dirty people. I say who on earth leaves a sausage roll on the floor. Oh I love you Monty you really are fun and can't wait to see you again. Rory and Princess Midge too :inlove::inlove:
     
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    We've had a funny day we had to go visiting. Its ok but today when got to the boring sleepy house ginger was so mad she took us and we went to the park. We met some nice dogs and we sat in the shade and rested. It was nice in the park like. After ages we went back. I had my tea early and then we went home. We usually stay longer but it was good too come home early. Ging gave us some of her chips and told us we were good dogs and we had manners unlike some people. Well yes obviously I am Moo and I am perfect .my legs are a bit stiff today though did a bit too much today must be the weather
     
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    Oooo wobble old legs this morning a bit tired too it was a busy day. Ging washed all my bed it was all none Moo smelling when I got back. I had to roll about in it loads and rub myself all over it. It smells ok now.
     
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    They are talking about baths. They say I smell of pond water, well of course do, I've jumped in a muddy pond 3 times this week!
    Both nannys, grandad , aunty and the squeaky ones are coming for dinner and mum says the house smells of dog. Best smell ever :nod:
     
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    We went Blackberry picking this afternoon. Well Mum did the picking, Fred and me did the eating :chuckle: it was great fun. Mum said to me, Isn't that better Annie, nice Blackberries than eating that dead mouse? I not too sure I like both........Annie
     
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    Dead mouse with a blackberry jus.....Gourmet I'd say.

    - Coco
     
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    I've got a good receepee for Kibble and Calf-poo Surprise if you want gourmet. Love, the Pig x
     
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    I had sicked up key bab and babies
    nappy this morning's it was so so I've had better.
    Rory xx
     
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    I`m going to the beech again tomorrow , I heard the hoomans talking about it . We went two days ago , Mummy said I behaved like a loonatik , Moi ????????? We go reely early , and they take bacon sandwiches for brecky , I make sure to kick some sand on one, and then I get it to eat ! What I reely love is to get well soaking wet , then plastered in sand , then go onto Mummys towel for a rest , ace ! Nelly is a bit scared of the water, Mummy carries her into the river by the sea , and walks with her while she has a little swim on her lead cos its good for her poorly leg , apparently . Nelly cant go off her lead cos she is deaf , whatever that means , Mummy says there is too much space on the beach , that's a shame x
     
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    Plumz
    Luv 'em
    'Tis all
    Lilly x
     
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    Its too ot we don't like it. We helped ging do gardening. We did a good job but ging made us go in after a bit. She said we needed to go in for a bit of a sit down. Mmmmm we were doing such a good job too
     
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    We've been gardening too, well, helping by clearing up the fallen apples and making sure there aren't any manky blackberries on the brambles. Then mum said it was too hot to garden, though... just as I was enjoying a lovely crunchy apple... :(

    Wispa
     
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    I found a pigeon well just the wings the Fox ate the rest. I tried to dig a hole in a wooden fence steal gardening gloves eat plant pots Nick buckets and Moo barked madly for no reason at the fence. It was hot here too so ging sent us in to look after Beardy. We like gardening but it's hard work Wispa. Take easy on the apples they make your bum squirty if you eat too many.
    Rory
     
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    I sicked up sicked up at 4 when it was dark. I felt yucky so I go on ging s knee cos I was upset. She said no you don't matey so I got off and sicked on the fluffy carpet and the my vet bed. Ging said it was cos I ate co co nut.Apparently that makes you sick up if it's still got its shell on who knew?
    Anyway i had my breakfast cos ging said it was gerge not sick sick. I then helped hanging out the washing and when the sun came up we went out and guess what ging had a mini football:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. I'd been good and did not know then suddenly mini football I played with it and gave it back until I chewed it up. I tired now I just had a rub down cos i jumped in the river too mmmmmmm sleepy. I had the best timezzzzzzź
     
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    Yesterday Mum and Dad went to a thing called a Car boot. When they came back Mum said I have a present for you Annie. She put on the floor a big plastic green thing, it had got lots of green things sticking up. She had put my lunch in this thing. Then she said to Dad, Lets see how long that will take her. When I had manage to get my lunch out of this thing, Mum said Good that's better it took her 10 mins, worth the £2 spent. I noticed she didn't make Fred eat his lunch out of it. She says I am greedy, but I am not, I just like my food.
     
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    I got me mum up at 1am to go out in the garden.
    She thot it waz becoz I needed a poop becoz of all the plumz I been eating.
    :shake:
    I heard it waz windy :D.
    Knew there would be more falling down.
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    Lilly x
     
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    Perhaps that's why mum said it was too hot to garden and she tricked us into going indoors, just when we were being so helpful. :( I think I've just heard her say it's a good job the plum tree's been cut down...

    Wispa
     
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    We had fun it was still too hot to do much. Me and Moo played with Quentin well just walked really it was just hot. We like Quentin he so nice. On the way home he was norty he kept trying to grab me lead and me so I would play. He had a silly face on I told ging and She told him he was a big silly he Just wanted to play. I wasn't norty back honest.
    Rory
     
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    I missed school yesterday :(. Dad was working n mum was late - she came in cussing about road closures & being stuck behind a horse box? I love school. They have PROMISED I can go on Thursday instead. That's miles away.

    - Coco
     
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    Never mind Coco I am sure your Mum will take you .......Fred
     

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