Yesterday Dad took me to the beach..it was SO fun! Lots of swimmy fetch, lots of friends, I never wanted it to end! Dad doesn't know the rules and HE NEVER HAS TREATS so I just played around for ages, not listening to him. He had to call mum at her job to ask how to get me to listen! hahaha silly Dad. A lady at the park had treats and brought me over to Dad and he said he was 'embarrassed'...don't know why! I finally got a treat! Quinn
My Pig-daddy is silly too and never has treats with him. I get a bit upset when I see our neighbours close to my house because I think they are scary trolls, and Pig-mummy does this thing where she gives me a treat really quickly when I see one of the trolls and every time I look at them calmly I get another treat and it turns out the trolls are quite nice then. But Pig-daddy didn't do it and so I stared at the troll who's name is also 'that-nice-old-lady-from-Number-Eight' and didn't get a treat and then I got upset and had to shout at her really loud because she was a troll and near my house and I wasn't getting treats and everything was terrible. Pig-daddy couldn't get me to stop shouting and so he had to run back home with me and hide until Pig-mummy told him off for not listening to her and made him carry treats. He was embarrassed.
I met my friends and lost my mind. I love Charlie I love Tira . I did a squiggly grass zoomie while lying down. Tira licked my face then bit me I love her I love her Rory
Dads are really silly, aren't they! I don't know why they don't have treats, because my dad slips me delicious and yummy things all the time at home, so it doesn't make any sense at all!
Yeah it's true! Pig daddy is always dropping food everywhere when he eats which is very good, and I also like licking his sweaty shins when he comes back from chasing feet-balls. But treats on walks, daddies are no good
Agreed. They are rubbish for treats-on-walks....but i got a big plate of pizza-bones from my dad last week. - Coco
My daddy takes treats on walks but only because mummy shouted at him. Last time he didn't take treats I ran away and climbed a tree and fell out and I got an ouchie. Mummy was mad mad mad! And said if anything happened to me she would deeevorce him. So now there's lots of treats! Stanley
If beardy did anything silly like let me get hurt he would run away and keep running. He knows what would happen and hes scared. Ging knows stuff
Mmm....so strange all you talking about daddy's not having treats. With me it is mummy who never has treats. I always see daddy passing some over to give and telling her when to give some. Then he mutters 'never mind training Vanilla have to train you too'.....maybe daddy needs to carry treats for mummy. Not sure what they would be. She likes this red and white stuff...maybe that would work.
Well - I DID get to school yesterday. It was amazing. There was so many dogs I've never met. I was so excited and dad was tired, so he reckons I was "trubble-sum". I don't think so. I did all my exercises very good. I just pulled. And barked. Well I need to chat to all these new dogs don't I? I don't want to appear aloof, I have a reputation to maintain! I was too tired to write last night, but I'm refreshed today & have been swimmy fetch - the sea was dead calm - then I got hozed. Isn't life great? - Coco
I was sick then that bloody monkey wouldn't feed me! She's just given me sone chicken breast and flakey fish finally. She is rubbish Moo
Had a nice walk and had my tea so I'm going to have a big nap. Who knows what time I will wake up after all I've not breakfast this morning
I drank all the dish water again it was just de lush us. Ging laughed at me and said that's dis gust in Rory. Ging you are wrong so so wrong
Chicken & fish is good Moo. Delishus in fact. I'm on slightly short rations...I'm "a bit flabby" allegedly. I didn't get ANY of tonight's Chinese takeaway. And I drooled SO much. - Coco
Today I went to the woods with daddy and ate lost of blackberries. We had a nice game of swimmy fetch then I found something to eat in the bushes. When i got home i was very sick all over the kitchen. I tried to eat it but mummy got cross.
