I saw the bum-lady today because of my ouchy thumb and she said on friday she will put me to sleep and then chop off my leg or my head or my dew claw or something and I will never walk again or not for at least three days and then I choked on a gravy bone. Bad times for the Pig.
Willow a queen is better than a Dutchess. The queen rules EVERYTHING! A dutchess has to go out with prince Charles and no one wants to do that. Stanley
Nelly went in the swamp again , this morning , she thinks it is dead clever , getting filthy and stinking , she didn't think it was dead clever when she was put in the sink at home , oh how I laft , Sam xxx
Mum says that's not troo and there's a pretty hooman Duchess too - almost as pretty as me and she's married to Prince Willum but it's a shame he's going bold. I don't understand that bit becuz bold means brave and that's good, right? I'm brave now, too. Except when nasty sticks jump out and bite my foot. Or if the evil sticky stuff monster from the trees bites my beautiful bottom. Then I'm not brave and have to get Mum to protect me. Willow
My mummy says grass doesn't grow on a busy street. I don't know what she is talking about..........Annie
My daddy looks a bit like prince willum and sometimes tourists take photos of him. Daddy is going bold too but I don't think it means brave, it just seems to mean that mummy nags him to put sun cream on his head when it's hot. But mummy tells him he is not going bald he is just getting a face extension.
Today on my morning walk I HAD NO BALL. I have no balls. Mum does not have a ball. I kept asking strangers at the park if they had a ball, and no strangers had a ball. I sniffed around the entire park to check for balls and no ball anywhere. Then I kept forgetting about balls, because I had to chase mum around and do what she said to get some kibbles. It was actually a little bit fun, but don't tell anyone because I'm known for my ball handling skills. I hope my ball(s) comes back soon. Quinn
I know, right!? I heard Mum and Dad say that I am "over the top" around balls and that I need to "go back to basics"...I have no idea what any of this means
Keep looking Quinn, you may find one. I went for a walk with mum and came back with 3 balls which someone had left.
Don't accept that Quinn , I mean, who do they think they are ? My Mummy does the same to me when she says I am obsessive , moi ?? I just throw her a look and go off into the undergrowth and get my own , you cant let them win ! Uphold the cause, tennis balls rule ! Sam x
Thanks for the advice, Sam. I will keep looking. My other plan is to beg my Dad to get my ball back because sometime he forgets rules. Quinn
I did 2 smashing recalls today. Ging danced and jumped around and was silly it looked great so I came back and I got treats and cuddles. we played find the ball and all sorts of games it was great. I made a new friend with a big daft Blondie dog and ging cheered his owner up cos she was worried about him being norty. He bummed me but ging distracted him and we played nice then and even walked in the woods. I liked him but he's a bit of a d**k ging says he's just a silly big baby who needs to be more civilised she hugged him and kissed him too. He's just puppy in a elefunt body.I think I wor ging out. She happy though she's got to stick nasty stuff in her belly tomorrow and she will be hot and stinky, when I make her happy it's stores up the smiles for belly days. She sang songs to me in the kitchen they were silly and squeeky they even made beard laugh. We had such a fun day we even got chips
I invented a new prance. Ging thought it was hilarious. I jumped like a deer when I finished my poo. I went from still to ging head height in a beautiful arc.I was very pleased it was awesome I am a prancing king Rory
We did jillity yestrday. It was SOMUCHFUN! I love jillity I do I do I do! Cept I wasn't sure of this high walkway thingummy at first and jumped off it a couple of times, but then I did it all the way and got hammy because I'm a good boy. Jillity is the BEST!! Shadow
Jillity is THE BEST and I loves it too I do I do I do! I am so much braver than silly Shadow because I did the walkway all the way first time and got hammy sooner. Mmmm, hammy. Then I did GoGoThroughGoAquiThroughGoGo and got a bally. Hammy and bally. BRILLIANT! Willow
