Random hoomans...by our dogs..

Discussion in 'Labrador Chat' started by Beanwood, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. snowbunny

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    I am Luna Labrador and I am ELEVENTY months old! Mum says it's nearly burffday time for me but I don't know what that is.
    I don't normally hear Luna, because everyone calls me Squidge. Mum also calls me Fatty Fatty Bum Bum when I sit in front of the fridge and won't move when she wants to get in it, and she calls me PigDog when I'm sniffing for food she's dropped on the floor. She's very clumsy and is always dropping food on the floor that I have to sniff out and I can't help it if I make grunts when I do it, can I?

    I would like veryvery much to play with you, GoodGirlJoy. I am the best at playing ever.

    Luna/Squidge/FattyFattyBumBum/PigDog
     
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    I`ve been to the beach , Nelly came too but she had to stay on her long line cos Mummy says there is too much space to control her ! Too much space ??? Mummy , one can never have too much space , space is awesome ! I ran and ran , into the sea went I , Nelly had a paddle too and Mummy got her jeans very wet but she was laughing , I think ? We went to a speshul place , it was where my old friend Millie came from , Mummy and Daddy took some towels and stuff and treats for the dogs . Mummy was a bit sad I think, cos her eyes were very wet, so I was glad that she was laughing at the beach later . We are back home now and very tired, a good day , Sam xx
     
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    I still smell like poooooooo :tail::monkey:

    Stanley
     
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    Way to go Stanners!!
     
  5. Hollysdad

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    Hello Joy. I'm Holly and I like swimming, eating poop, long daddywalks, eating, sleeping on mum & dad, and eating. I'm nearly five years and I dont think I ate any of them so maybe you cant eat years. My favourite toy is Mr Humpycushion and I carry him everywhere with me. He doesnt grunt but he is great fun to shake.
     
  6. Hollysdad

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    Something's happening. Dad has just been into the roof and has got hollyday bags down. I need to watch my people very closely in case they forget to take me.
     
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    I'm seeing EMMMILLLEEEEEEEEEE tomorrow!
     
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    Joy! Joy! I love to let puppies jump on my head - I'll play with you. I'm a big, clumsy oaf, but I know how to play gentle with puppies.

    - Coco

    ps - hope when the stitching comes out of your ear, it doesn't fall off!
     
  9. Beanwood

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    Poor Benson! I waggled my booty and he got wugby tackled by Dad...(hehehe! )

    I am in a seesun..so got to be a good girl..

    Benson's got to go on holiday now...I am jeluss....

    Bramble
     
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    We have 2 little lab mix puppies on my street and they are so obsessed with me! I've been showing them how to act like a big dog. I usually look down on puppies, because they don't know how to handle balls so they just get in my way, but these two are different. They look like ME. They follow ME. They cry for ME! It makes me feel important. I'm like a big sister now.

    Also, my BALL IS BACK! I knew Dad would crack! We played lots of chuckits at the park today while mum was at work. I feel like myself again. I know you guys will understand what a relief this is.

    Quinn
     
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    Quinn - glad you got your ball back - I was thinking of you this morning as I played Chuckit in the wood.

    - Coco
     
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    Great news....Fred
     
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    Coco - we don't get to play and I don't have any best friends at school. I am a very good girl at school. Daddy says I have gotten a lot better over the weeks. But towards the end I get so confused because I am tired. So Daddy does his own thing with me. He gets into trouble...but he does not care.
    Apperantly we are going to do some special training from next week. Once Daddy has his computur fixed. I wonder what it could be...hope it is fun.
    Anyway daddy gone to work and mummy will be going soon too.. I then get piece and quiet and can sleep. I woke everybody up during the night pretending to need toilet mummy fell for it but daddy had to take me because mummy is soft and told daddy. Daddy knew I did not need it I played in my sandpit and the we just layed on the lawn and looked at the stars and moon.
     
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    @QuinnM15 Quinn glad your ball is back. Hope you can show your 2 new friends how to play ball the Quinn way ;)
     
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    Hello Joy, I am Vanilla and am 18months old. Don't think you can eat months either. I am a good girl too, but also better know as 'Madam', 'Little Girl', 'Beatiful', 'Cheeky' and some other words that are to rude for a family forum and little dogs.
    I like to play with puppies and we could play for ages. I am very gentle, I play with my friend Cindy who is 6months old on our morning walk. She is a younger version on me. Maybe we can play together, but I think I live to far away from most people on here....
     
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    Luna/Squidge/FattyFattyBumBum/Pigdog. ELEVENTY? ELEVENTY MONTHS? You must be very big now. I don't know what a burffday is but I hope you can eat it. We have lit the fire and I am having a Kong while Mother has a glass of whine. I have played and played and had my tea. I would lovelovelove to play with you as much as I love playing with Luna Lurcher. Your friend GoodGirlJoy.x
     
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    Hello everydogbody. My name is Amber. I am 16 months old so I'm a big girl now aren't I? I've just been walkies so I smell of duck poo!!! It's wonderful. I get to chase the ducks sometimes but mum shouts. I got some new kongs today but mummy is a bit backward, if the truth be known, and put kong snacks in them and I can't get it out. She says she will try peanut butter tomorrow instead.
    I've got a sister who is a "collie cross husky". She never seems cross (perhaps it's because she isn't a lab like me) to me and she couldn't get the snacks out either and she is 3 years old! When she is that old she should be able to show me how to do it shouldn't she?
    I've also got a brother who is a jack russell but that isn't really his name cos he is called Bear. He is ancient!!! Eleven years old! Who would want to get that old? He gets Grumpy cos he is old.
    Mum says it is time for me to snooze for a bit. I hope you will let me be friends with you all. :)

    Amber.
     
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    We love friends Amber , licks from Sam and Nelly xx
     
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    Hello to all my new friends and also to Amber. Tonight my walk was late cos mother said the rain was horrid zontal. While we waited I helped Trev make the fire. This was the BEST GAME EVER. First he made balls of paper for me to chase, then he put them in a pile with puppy size sticks for me to chew. All the while he kept saying for dog's sake so I knew he was doing it JUST FOR ME! Then he put hard black balls on top and left the room. The balls smelled a bit funny but I did chase around the carpet with some and also crunched them lots. Trev came back in with more black balls! Then he said (quite loudly) well, it was either for ducks' sake or for fox sake. Mother said perhaps we would have our walk now so we did and I was GoodGirlJoy. Now I've had tea and ear cleaning but I'm a bit worried incase the ducks or the fox come to sit by the fire. I like it best when it's just me and mother and Trev. Licks and head jumping from Joy.x
     
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