No, Mum told Dad to take me outside. I think I dranked something nasty - I was slurping up a puddle in the park when Mum said 'oh no Ripple, that's got something oily in it' . Ripple
Ripple - that's a step too far! I mean I'm the first to slurp a tasty puddle, but make sure it's not an icky one!! Just sayin' - Coco
I know this is a "dog's only" thread, but I'm just quietly sneaking on to say, "I love you too Pongo"!
Think you might be right there Coco, Mum said I'll end up at the bum man if I'm not careful. Didn't get my kong last nite either . But I spect I'll forget and do it again - Mum says I'm an idiot (thought I was a Labrador ). Ripple
My hooman uncle stayed over last night. He doesn’t like doggies and particularly doesn’t like Pigs. He won’t let me sniff his hands or touch him because he thinks I’ll bite his fingers. But because he holds them up high and flaps I REALLY want to bite his fingers. Not hard, just a little pig nibble. Because I couldn’t get to his hands I treated him to my best drooliest pocket-snorkel. He didn’t like it and I got sent to bed. He thought I was trying to steal his wallet. What would a Pig want with a stoopid boring wallet?? I was searching for treats and tissues, obviously! Uncle Andrew is a kibble-head. Love, the Pig x
Mummy says he is Famully and you can’t choose famully. But that isn’t true because mum and dad chose me to be in their famully. So anyway I am going to choose my famully and I choose mummy for fun and kibbles, daddy for dropping food on the floor, Blue Monkey because he is my favourite squeaky and Henry Sausage dog who I’ve only just met but humps my tummy and makes me chuckle. There, famully chosen no kibble-brained uncles
Oh yes Piggle - my mum dad chose me too. You can definitely choose some family anyway. Have you got rid of weird uncle Andrew yet? - Coco
I just found out how to rip holes in the garden fence. Mummy seemed very excited. She made lots of noises and ran around the garden getting things to put by the hole. It was a great game. Amber.
I am very very big (Mum's looking at my bottom muttering something that sounds like she agrees wiv me). I think we must be sissers, Pig, because Mum calls me PigDog. Can I be in your famully? Then you'd get Willow as another sisser - she pretends to be boring but she ackshully plays brilliant bitey-face. And Shadow would be your new bruvver and he loves girly dogs so much, especially fast ones. I reckon you must be super fast in your pointer pants. Luna
There's definitely something going on. Thee are THREE rucksacks and several pair of dog walking boots on the floor. I'm sticking close to dad until I know whats happening.
I didn't give her kisses but I gave her lots and lots of my hair. I would like some sneaky kisses, Harley....can I have some?
