Random hoomans...by our dogs..

Discussion in 'Labrador Chat' started by Beanwood, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. edzbird

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    Oops-a-daisy. School tonight - the teacher was late, so I went in the arena with my best friend Alaska - I've missed her these past 4 weeks because she went to seesun - and with Bertie who is so big now, even though he's still a puppy and Roxy, and we did have lots of fun running and chasing and rolling. Well dad took me outside to calm down and I had a poo - dad came back to the arena to get a bag from mum and I PULLED HIM OVER in the mud. Oh @*!!^^ Coco!

    - Coco
     
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    Did he look like he'd dipped in it? I would have laughed my head off.
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    I've got a new thing. I love my ginger monkey so if she goes off and leaves me with beard and then comes back I bark as soon as I see her. I bark like a crazy dog its such fun. I bark so loud I bounce on my front legs. So funny. It really makes her laugh. I can still entertain my monkey she's such a simpleton.
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    My cousin was bited at his daycare and now his eye looks so yucky and is dripping something and I got told "no playing Quinn"! Today we have to stay calm, which sounds sooo boring. He's just sleeping and I keep showing him toys he might like, but he won't even move! I'm glad I've never been bited!

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    Horrible flat faced dogs bit me it is nasty. I don't Like them now.
    I hope he's ok
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    Thanks, Rory. He was bited by a husky. He is acting scared of all dogs except me right now and very scared of the ice pack to help his eye. Mum and I demonstrated how easy getting stuff on your eye is, but he ran away for his turn!

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    Oh no poor boy
     
  8. Hollysdad

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    I went to the bum man. Inspired by my pals I went floppy, but first I crawled under the chairs. I got a lot of attention while everyone tried to slide me out from under the chairs and get me through to the surjry. They were so busy trying to lift me that they forgot to weigh me so I wont be going on a diet.
     
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    Youre so clever Holly you are an example to Labradors and dogs in general everywhere.
    Rory and Moo.
     
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    Moos face is so funny and all big on one side. She's not very happy and keeps having a lie down. Ging has paid her far too much attention. I've carried gings boot around for ages and stole tea towels with no result. Its just not right I am the most important dog ever I need lots of cuddles. lots. I'm being ignored and neglected because I have a normal sized face. Its just not fair I'm going to bed as a protest eventhough its actually bedtime.
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    Dad says I'm sneaky. I think it means I'm nice because he always laughs afterwards.
     
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    Oh sneaky is good. Only really clever dogs are sneaky;)
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    They ve put something funny on my tail :(. It's like one of my kongs but with two holes. It feels funny and mum says I'm not to touch it.....
     
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    Don't touch mate. Do what your mum says they know about ouchys. Honest Rory
     
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    Hello Pig,
    I don't know if I can do pomes but Mother does songs so I might learn from her.
    The song when I am on my lead and doing Steady goes like this
    Labradors are our dogs
    For ever and amen
    We always are ready
    Steady Joy steady!
    We'll walk on a loose leash again and again!

    Then if I get very wet like when I felled in the canal and we do the drying game she sings
    I know all there is to know about the drying game.

    But my favourite song of all is
    Just a Kong at twilight, when the lights are low
    When the little labrador gets a Kong you know.

    I think it's twilight now so I might be a bit busy to do a pome of my own tonight.
    Love and licks, GoodGirlJoy.
     
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    Mum says we’re off on advenchures today. I wonder where we’re going?!
    Squidge
     
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    When Dad is drying me after a walk he sing, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I don't know what he is on about,

    but Mum laughs .............Fred
     
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    Whoop-e-doo! I've been to the beach today! Not been to this one before. Met a little curly dog called Paddy on the way down - we sniffed bums (we were both on lead)..then I had the best run on the sand and in the sea. On the way back I met a Doberman called Betty. I was on lead, but she wasn't..I so wanted to play properly but the Galoots said we were on our way home. The said "it's a shame we weren't 5 minutes later - they'd have had a good play" - Too right we would.

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  20. Hollysdad

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    Dear Pongo,
    Daddy says that I didn't go on a walk with Harley, Harvey, Luna or Cassie today.
    Holly
     

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