Random hoomans...by our dogs..

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  1. edzbird

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    My perfect Moo, you may not have the legs, but you have all the guile a boy-dog could wish for.

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    Why thank you kind sir. :inlove: Do you know before I went to bed Ging warmed my blankly on the radiator. I know how to get my monkey behaving properly ;)
     
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    Ging won't go to bed she's so irritating I need the whole sofa :rolleyes:
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    :eek::eek::eek: I don't think Mum would be very happy if you ate her vedgtibles Pig :shake:

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    But mums like it when we eat their vedgitables because they shout and wave their hands. Anyway, they mustn’t like their vedgitables much because they leave them for aaages in the garden without trying to eat them. My mum tries to wait until all the strorberrees and cherreetomatoes are all rubbish and red. So I snorkel them up when they are yummy and green. But I leave some for mum under the sofa so she can’t complain. Well if your mum changes her mind and decides she needs a Pig about the place let me know and I will put me in the post box. Love, the Pig X
     
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    I'm so embarrassed. When ging took me out today my arch nemesis the rottie with the corn cob up his bum was just walking by. Well I wasn't having that so I jumped through the gate all heroic like and you know what happened I fell over:eek: me practically a leaping stag i fell on my face. Ging smirked the man laughed and so did my evil nemesis. Then, then ging checked me for boos boos when the dogs was there! My reputation is ruined! Ruined. :( Ging Said I'm Not To Worry everyone knows how tough I am:rolleyes: but why was she smiling?
     
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    I was walking with dad at the beacon today when I saw some apples on the ground in a garden. There was a gap in the wall so I went in and helped myself. Dad kept calling me but I know he didn't mean it because I was having so much fun.

    Now I feel all squirty-bummed. It must have been a bad bonio at lunchtime.
     
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    Hulo friends , I hope I can still come and tell you whats going on ? I am on my own now , and its lonely sometimes, but Mummy and Daddy are being extra kind to me and taking me out . I no I will never grow big like Sam was but I enjoy my walks and running around . Mummy is sad so I am giving her extra kisses and doing silly things to make her smile again , I am having fishes in red stuff for tea , they make my wiskas smell lovely , Nelly xxx
     
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    Mmmm fish in red stuff sounds good.I mention it to ging we are very depraved ( I think that's the word )her in leicester.
     
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    Hi Nelly, can I come and lick your wiskas? Red is my favourite!
    I met your big bruvver Sam when I was a teeny baby puppy and he was everso kind to me. I'm sorry he's gone away, but Mummy says he'll be waiting for you wherever he is and one day we'll all get together for big playtimes, with all of our bestest friends we've ever had and all our hoomans too. It sounds like a fun place. I know you miss him lots, but you keep being silly for your Mummy to help her smile again. Nothing makes hoomans smile as much as when we do silly things.
    Big wet kissis, Luna x
     
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    Luna, you are wise beyond your years - my Squidgy chocolate drop.

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    Hello Nelly, I sorry you are on your own. I never met your big bruvver Sam, but have heard and read all about him. He sounds like one I would like too if I had one.
    Luna is right (she is very wise), he will be waiting for you.
    Daddy said that if you close your eyes at some of the special places you used to play or even when you sleep at night you might see him if you think about him. I think he called it dreaming, apperantly when I dream I make loads of noises.

    Anyway hope you enjoyed you fish in red sauce and then gave your mum a big wet fishy lick. I can guarantee they are the best ever.
    And dont be silly about having to ask if you can still come to tell us about your adventure. You are all our friend and belong here with us. We require updates from you all the time
     
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    I dont think you fell over you where going for that good scent of food on the ground ;). I think you hooman just did not see that.
    You are still tough >:)
     
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    Yes yes that's it:D
     
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    Apples are the best thing ever! I dug and dug under mum's trellis the other day because I spotted an apple under our neighbour's hedge! Mum wasn't pleased because I had mud all up my legs. She had to put a plant pot in the hole and phone the neighbour to ask her to remove the apple, unless she wanted a yellow dog. Then I wasn't pleased. I'm sure it was put there specially for me.

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    Oooh, Nelly, are those fishes sardeens? Mum now gives us sardeens in our kongswithbanana and they're reelly yummy! Sam liked you little like you are and we want to hear all about your advenchurs, just like he used to tell us. I like doing silly things too to make mum smile - it's good to have an excuse to be silly, isn't it. Hope you get lots more of those fishes!

    Tuppy
     
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    Wispa I think it was for you. Very inconvenient for you that your mum put a plant pot in the way.
    We have two apple trees in our garden. Apperantly they are dwarfs, dont know what that means, but mummy never gets an apple because I scoff them off the tree when I want an evening treat. Yummyyummyinmytummy.

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    Oh no! It's kennels today, none of my strategees have worked :(. I tried being a really good boy, doing loads of sloppy poos so Mum thought I was too ill for kennels, chasing the cat (well that one was probably a mistake but she was soooo tempting), giving Mum cuddles and kisses, but no it's still kennels. I looked in her case but it's too full for me to get in :(.

    Please send out a search partie if I'm not back in a week!

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  20. Hollysdad

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    Mums can be so tricky. Sometimes I have to be really sneaky to get my way. One of our neighbours had a box of apples and pears outside her house so I sometimes grab one as I walk by. I have to hide it in my mouth until we get home, then I hide and eat it.
     
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