I`ve got a grand game ! I shuv my bestest toy under the kitchen dresser , than I cry , and Daddy gets his walking stick to fish it out so that I can do it again and again and again , its great fun but Daddy says I am a spoilt madam , the cheek of it ! I mean, he is my servant , right ? Nelly xx
Yes, right! I nudge mum with my nose too if she dusn't take any notiss when my ball goes under her desk when she's on the tappy thing. I mite try crying too if it works for you. You have to make shor they know whoos boss, Nelly! Tuppy xx
PS mum says I've got to sort my spelling out now I'm a big girl of 4. I can't be toe tally perfict tho. Tuppy
We played a game with ginger. Its called Labrador roulette or whichoneof yousickedthisup ? One of us we're not telling hid behind The floor length cream curtains and sicked on them it was special dark brown sick he he he he. Rory and Moo
I was sick too I ate something on my walk with daddy and was really sick. So mummy told daddy off. Then daddy gave me some chicken and mummy told him not to but I wanted it so daddy ignored her and I was sick again so mummy told daddy off again. I was poorly had the shivers and was whining so me and mummy had a sleep over on the couch. But her tan was developing and now she's got fake tan on the couch. So daddy's in the bad books again. Daddy said it's best not to even bother trying to understand women, be says we never will Stanley
My mum looks a bit weird.....her hair has all gone but I don't know where?? I've still been given her kisses and cuddles but it's strange! I fink daddy is in trouble coz he got home from the pub really early this morning and gave me yummy treats to stop me barking coz mummy was sleep, but he was really noisy and he smelt funny and I fink he woke mummy up , then he snored real loud and mummy kept making funny noises. Don't fink she's in a good mood today so I will make sure I give her lots of cuddles.
Oh no Ripple. Are her ears hot? If so, she must sleep with daddy’s sock, ok? That will cool down her ears. And from now on she must eat more bin scraps because a bin scrap deficiency is what makes you ill. Well it does for Pigs so probably the same for hoomans. Love, the Pig.
Mum says we'll probably all be eating bin scraps if dad's doing the dinners - so she should be all better soon . Ripple
Mummy went up into the roof ! She brought down a tree , wow, a tree indoors ! Then Daddy was cussing cos he couldn't get some twinkly things to work , so Mummy did it . It looks so pretty in the corner of the room , I had a sniff at it , it seems ok and not scary and I haven't been trying to get at the lights ( I like lights a lot ) so Mummy and Daddy are well pleased with me , and gave me a fishy treat , Nell xx
I went to the beach yesterday and had so much fun. But somehow I also had to go to the bum lady. It was not the normal one but I still liked her. She cleaned my eyes as they had to much sand in them and daddy could not get last bit. My eyes feel all better now but I was up during the night and made noise poos. Daddy said I have and explosion going on down there...so me and Daddy just slept together whilst mummy snorred away. She sounds funny....think daddy might be in trouble for allowing me to tell you all. Anyhow I feel better now and have been out this morning. I am going to get some sleep whilst daddy has to tidy up...
Mum is still in bed . She said she needs to feel better soon as pparently Dad managed to cinerate some potatoes in the Thing In The Corner last nite . I was alrite I had scrummy tripe - I would have shared but when I looked at my bowl it had all gone. Ripple
Ripple mate, how is the thing in the corner? Mine gives me yummy scrambled eggs, last week I got my own dish of them cos mom said we had too many eggs! no such thing. Hope your mom's better soon, if my dad had to cook we would just eat crisps all day. Yum.
I was sick, sick, sick in my bed last night but I didn’t make a sound. Mumsie was upset when she saw. She has been washing everything - my bed and teddies. I’m tired.... Red
It's not so bad, Red. Maybe you'll get chicken and rice, I did! Mummy was sick too. But daddy said it's because she drank too much gin so we shouldn't feel sorry for her. Stanley
Oh dear, Red. It's horrible being sick. I was sick a couple of weeks ago, but mum said it was my own silly fault for eating something I shouldn't (poo, of course!). I'm sorry you've got a poorly tummy and I hope you're feeling better soon. Wispa x
Dad has moved it to a different corner, it's further away from me but it watches me all the time I'm in my basket . It never gives me anything, although Mum gives me a treat when it makes the ping noise, praps it needs to go to skool for training. Ripple
I have kept daddy awake most of the night again...apperantly I need to make my mind up about which end I am going for. He is now cocking chicken and rice to try and make me feel better. I heard him talking that if I am not better by mid morning I have to go to bum lady again....it will be mummy taking me as Daddy has to go to work. I feel sorry for my self...
