There is a cake. A CAKE. I sat by the oven and watched the cake cook but mummy said no Stanley, that's chocolate and doggies can't have that. Why bake a cake that doggies cant have?? I want cake Daddy said I'm not missing out because he's had mummy's cake before. Stanley
I had to see the bum man as I swallowed my bunnies ear and face. Well daddy was not here last week so mummy did not pay attention. Well he put something cold and the something rubbery....not impressed. Well I pooped out the ear just not the face yet. I told them just have to wait I could have saved a trip to the bum man... Hope everybody else is feeling better...
Hooray! I got a walk! Well I got one yesterday too, with dad. Today they both came. Can't tell you how much I've missed it. I walked, I sniffed, I fetched my ball and when I was hoolie-ing about, twice mum blew her special whistle and I stopped, turned and sat both times, I pulled my Very-Important-Dog-Face and I got these amazing little fishy treats. I am so tired now.. - Coco
Uh oh....now I have a new problem. I haven't pooed for a whole day. Might have to go back to the bum-man-alien-probing-vet. I did go for a short walk this mornin' an met a big labbydor who lives at the end of the street. He was stuck behind a fence but we sniffed at each other underneath
Woof woof... I hear ya Maxx!! Sometimes I had that after my diarrhoea... Mum then got worried and tried to coax something out of my bum by saying the magic word 'Poo' over and over again - 'Bowie, let's poo, come on!'. I didn't say I didn't try mum, but sometimes it just needs mother nature to take its time
Thanks Bowie....guess wot? Dad just rang Mum at work to give her the exciting news....I did a poo! Just a liddle one and he said it's midway on the poo-whippyness scale. I'm getting better so maybe I can go to the dog park now? Better go give Dad the pleading eyes guilt-trip
Mum took me out for a walk yesterday and a lady looked at me and said to her friend, "Is that what Labs are supposed to look like?! Our Mila is SO FAT!". I just strutted my stuff and thought, "Yes. Yes it is". Squidge
Mummy has been a bit pooly today with dizeeness that she gets , I fink its cos she is old x Anyways , she took me to the woods and then we came home and snuggled on the sofa . Daddy said he would make tea but Mummy said she felt pooly enuff without making it worse , that's not very grashus Mummy , Nelly xx
We had hot dogs for tea.. oh I hope hope hope they're not made from real doggies because they were deeeeeelicious! Stanley
Today I ate brocly, some of mum's ginger biskit, grass, dog poo, apple, and pijin poo. It was a good day.
I'm back on kibble after having yummy chickin and rice while I was sick. Not fair. I weed in the kitchen to show my disgust
Diet is off. I went to a partee on the weekend and got SO many snacks from strangers. I simply stood near the treat table waiting quietly for people to come over and when they noticed me, they just gave me yummy things. I actually got so much I felt a bit sick. Sometimes if it seemed like they didn't notice me, I threw out an easy sit or paw and these people were going crazy for it, calling me smart and cute and giving LOADS of crackers and meats. I even ate cake! I love partees. Quinn
Oh! Oh! Oh! I met my school friend Bertie on the beach this morning. I was doing serious ball fetching, then I spotted him. Mum saw me freeze & grabbed me, then she turned to see what I was looking at and said "Oh it's Bertie", Bertie sat down in the distance and barked. Mum let me go so I did run to him and we had the bestest ever game of chase in the river where it flows over the stones to the sea. We got soaked and we made our mums wet by shaking all over them, it was so funny. Bertie is such fun!
Dad has got his Sowdi visa so he's off again soon. Mum is taking me on the pack walk on Saturday - I hope I find something tasty to eat . Ripple
Went to the park today and saw some friends and ran and ran and Dad was very upset with me 'cos I didn't run back so he didn't give me any chickin. He rang mum at work and said my ears were painted on. We're going to the beach soon Coco 'cos mums got a new job and in two weeks we will go in the car for a long wee-end before she starts the new job. That's good 'cos I like wee-ends 'cos mums home and she does lots of playing and training. Dad said we went to this beach place when I was liddle only 9 weeks old but I don 'member. Dad said this beach is dog-frenly and so I will make lots of new beach frends. Can't wait!!
Uh oh. We went to a new field and I saw a PHESSIE and then mum put me on my long line and did whistles and chickin and stuff and I was a Good Pig Despite Distractions. And then she relaxed and let the end of the line get away from her a bit. And then I was going to come back because I am a nice and good Pig, but then I sniffed and snoffed and smelt DEER and then HARES and then uh oh evil twin Indie Pindie came out and I ran and ran away from mummy and ran and ran and got my harnis caught in a tree and it fell off so I didn’t have the stoopid line on any more and I ran and ran through loads of brambles and under a fence and my nose was bleeding and mum was crying and I had thorns in my ears and I DIDNT CARE because I was Indie Pindie and I was HUNTING!!! Anyway after 20 minutes i was so tired my legs almost fell off so I went back to mummy. She cried some more and put two leads on me and took me home. Then I was a Good Pig and was sweet and cuddly and let her pull bramble thorns out of my eyelids for kibble. I hope we go to that field again but mum says we are going somewhere called the Reskoo Centre for Bad Dogs.
