Oh no, dear Piggie. Hoomums get very stressie when we chases the field animuls. Yu got to make sure they are ok and keep checkin they are safe. And there chiggin. I don' likez the sound of all the thornies Indie Pindie is a bad hinfluenz Make sure yor hoomum is okey. Auntie Lilly x
Hey we got one of those Reskoo Centres for Bad doggies too! Only Dad calls it The Glue Factry for dogs. I had another walk in the dog park this arvo and was a good pup this time and came back when Dad called and got chickin. There were lots and lots of dogs and one was so big I could run under him without bending! Dad said he was a horse but he sure smelt like a dog. Mum came home early as a 'prise and Dad left his phon at home and didn't know and Mum didn't know where we were and got worried and I got the biggest cuddle when we got home. I hope the thorns didn't hurt Indie Pindie...we call them bindies and I got one in my paw yesterday and it HURT
Did you lose your harness AGAIN, Pig? You are so wise and clever, please teach your fellow harness-haters your wise ways?
My Mum used to say we were going to that Reskoo Centre for Bad Dogs but we've never been there, I bet there's Phessies and poo and lots of good stuff and that's why she won't take me . Tell us what it's like Pig Indie. Come to think of it Mum doesn't menshun it as much now . Ripple P.S. Pig Indie please come and show me how to get my harniss off - Mum say it make me do a crab walk and laughs at me .
Evil Indie Pindie is a bad hinfluenz Its hard being a Good Pig with a Bad Twin. I tried to say ‘No Evil Indie Pindie, go back to mummy for squeezy cheez’ but she just said ‘KILL DEER KILL KILL BLOOD GNGNGAARRH’ so I thought I better not argue. I had thornz in my ears and my eyelids and my puppy boobies and my scruff and mum was picking them out for aaages.
You have to run at a bush at 1000 miles per hour approximately and then carry on running. It helps if you have blood lust, darkness in your heart and the devil running through your veins which by chance I had all three. Harnisses don’t like Devils particularly, I’ve found.
Mum got it back this time from the tree. But she doesn’t trust it now, hopefully she will let me run around nakey
Yes! Yes, I Sat On Them all last night. They were all strange and sleepy, I hope they don't need the vetman, but they say it is just a thing called chetlagg and it'll go away. Dad lay down on the floor and went snoozy so I lay down by him and put my paws on his face. And mum was curled up on my sofa so I sat on her. And then they were both on my sofa so I squeezed in and sat on both of them, although that wasn't very comfy I can tell you...but I know my job. I've had a good time with my friend Moss, helping look after her hooman, but it was hard work and I'm tired now. I'm glad mum and dad are back. And they brought me something called noozeelandvenisontreets and they are the best thing ever ever ever. Gotta go now, need to follow them around closely today to make sure they're OK. Pongo (happy) xxx PS Harley darling, I don't love Moss like I love you. Just in case you were wondering.
Maybe that's where my daddy is going. Mummy keeps saying he's in the dog house. She's not mad at me though and that's what's important. Stanley
Oh no, Pig! You mustn't do that. It's not nice when our humans get worried about us, especially when your mummy was trying to look after you. Mum was listening to the local radio this morning and she heard a man say he does something terrible to dogs who run on his land. He didn't mention Reskoo Centre or anything like that but he had to do something really sad to protect his sheep - I can't even tell you it's so horrible. You must stop your evil twin Indie Pindie or you will get into trouble and I would hate that. I love chasing after things in the woods too - those smells are really special. I can't think why mum doesn't think so too. Wispa
there is nothing ....... in this world ...... quite as lovely ....... as sharing a biscuit ......... with dad ....... while he tickles ........ my ears.....
My mummy said she had a norty dinner last night but I don't know how something so yummy could be norty. I love sharing dinner with mummy, especially when it's hot drippy chicken and chips.
Pig, I think you are an extra special sort of doggie who smells stuff some of us can't and gets all dressed up in pointer pants that we don't have. But Pig, you gotta sort that Indie out, she sounds like a right liability! You're getting the blame for something she did! If nothing else you gonna get lost and lose your lovely pig mummy and daddy.
I hurt mum this morning...I didun mean it but she was going to get the fur on her head changed colour and she had hardly payed me any tenshun an she had the car keys in her hand ready to go so I jumped up and axidently put my tooth in her hand. She had red stuff and everything
oops! Maxx - it's easily done. Was she a bit mad at you? Lots of wiggles, wags & licks will definitely help here. - Coco
I knoes but I can’t seem to get my Pointer pants off hopefully the clever gundog lady will help me and hopefully the solution will involve sardines
Ohmygosh! I had parmooooo! It was so yummy. Chicken & cheese and yummmm! Mummy says people who don't live up north won't know what a Parmo is. But I'm telling you all because I think everyone should know! Stanley
