It's me no clue what so ever I'm to busy teasing Ging. But if I'm out with Ging and we see a one ging always give them a scary stare and they usually go away. One asked her once if I would like to lick his legs she put me on my lead on said no and we left. He just had pants on, well it was a hot day. He didn't have a sausage either well not one we could see.
I got some chikkin. When mum went to the frij I did my best 'starving and pathetic' look and she broke a bit off the chikkin for me. Later I did the same with dad and got some more. Peeple are easy to train.
They really are! I have perfected the long, intense stare from the other side of the kitchen bench. I position myself so they can just see my eyes and ears and every time they look I too give the 'starving and pathetic' look. It works almost every time. I luv Chikkin Holly...best of all. Or maybe sausage...or maybe both together! Drooling now...better go see what Dad is up to as he might be convinced to open the frig.
Nathan gave mum new-mownier but she doesn't look very grateful, she's just lying in bed barking. I thought new things were supposed to be good? I'd better watch out for that mini hooman...
I hope your Mum is ok Ella. Take her some bits of the garden, it will make her feel better. The hot has gone! And now there is water coming from the sky in avalanches...but it is so much more fun in the cool. I had a big sleep last night cos it wasn so hot and then barked and barked this morning until Dad took me to the dog park and just as we got there the water came down even heavier and I ran into the puddles and zoomied everywhere. Dad looked like a wet duck but he ran and played with me too. He said the garden needs the water from the sky desperately so that's good, when the plants grow I can chew them. Yay!
I went to zoom up and down my muddy wet ruts this morning - they were frozen! I still did it though. - Coco
Of late my monkey butler training has been on hold due to a few minor wobbly leg issues and the cold but today I perfected the barking for no bl**dy reason in the doorway. It was a beautiful thing and just incase ging says different I'm not a crazy hell b*t*h. I think I might start a training log. I've done some barking at the gate even though it was open and barking when I'm on the park when i want to come home. The neighbour was on the park and she saw how I have to constantly manage my wayward Ging. Good job I'm in fine voice today. When I say it's time to go home we need to go straight away, not when you have finished chatting Ging. My work is never done constant supervision is the only way with this rubbish monkey.
Ella, you’d better give your mum lots of licks too. Human barking isn’t good, in fact it must be very bad if your mum is lying in bed. I think you’re going to be very busy looking after her and the mini hooman. Wispa
Daddy threw a sicky yesterday to stay at home with me as it was my burthday. Well I did not find any sick anywhere to eat, so I can only determine that he ate it himself. That is not allowed as we share, everything that is his is mine and anything that is mine is mine. Right. Anyhow had loads of fun and we played, played, walked and walked. Today he had to go back to work so I am bored.
May I also suggest inserting your tongue in her ear just as she is falling asleep. It seems to liven them up. Love, the Pig x
Oh no, in trubble again. Went to the dog park and there wernt any dogs so I ran down the hill and into the swamp. Dad was very very very very very upset 'cos I came back black n stinky. Now I stink, Dad stinks, the car stinks.....Dad hosed me and then left me outside for ages and even my most mournful, sad looks in the back door didn help. But it was so much fun zoomying round and round in the stinky black mud! I can't wait to go back and do it all again...or maybe I shouldn....dunno its all too hard for a liddle pup to figa out
Sounds great fun Maxx. Did you like the hoze? I love the hoze. I'd say, definitely do the black mud again. Definitely. - Coco
